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Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:26 pm
by metal5411
Rush - Tai Shan. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck.

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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:27 pm
by riley-o
i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:38 pm
by Green Chamber
metal5411 wrote:Rush - Tai Shan. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck.
Hate to be this guy but 'roll the bones' is definitely the worst rush song ever

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:40 pm
by Dugan Nash
umm all prog rock ever created

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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:49 pm
by metal5411
Green Chamber wrote:
metal5411 wrote:Rush - Tai Shan. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck.
Hate to be this guy but 'roll the bones' is definitely the worst rush song ever
The rap makes my face go :what: EVERY TIME, but other than that the song is aces.

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:49 pm
by EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
riley-o wrote:i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
That would make that someone an asshole.

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:50 pm
by EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
Dugan Nash wrote:umm all prog rock ever created
All prog rock ever created is a terrible song by a band you love.

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:50 pm
by Dugan Nash
blew my mind bro

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:50 am
by StateScatologist
"I Think I'm Going Bald" by Rush sucks too.

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:55 am
by Ghost Dad
"Big Money" is pretty weak, too. But I still like it.

ATDI's "A Devil Among the Tailors". What a shit stain on an otherwise amazing album.

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:17 am
by Pooeyegg

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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:31 am
by triple clutcher v2.5b
riley-o wrote:i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
To be fair, it's still less annoying than "After Forever".

For content -- the B-52s' cover of "Downtown" (it's a terrible song no matter who covers it) and the last track on BBTS' "Soundtrack to the Personal Revolution" (the silly guitar thing).

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:55 am
by Scarlet Bro Hansen
*cough*

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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:01 am
by Mendicant
riley-o wrote:i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
damn It's Alright shits all over Changes in the terrible stakes

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:07 am
by Scarlet Bro Hansen
Mendicant wrote:
riley-o wrote:i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
damn It's Alright shits all over Changes in the terrible stakes

Do people hate "Who Are You?"? I can imagine people hating it. (I love it)

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:26 pm
by kmfcm
"stormsheild" by nasum

the only bad song they have

(yeah, i know, you're gonna say "what about i hate people?")

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:29 pm
by eyehatethehumanrace
Dugan Nash wrote:umm all prog rock ever created
die

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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:30 pm
by eyehatethehumanrace
Pooeyegg wrote:
that band is gay. lead singer hates black metal, so in turn, fuck him and his stupid band.

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:31 pm
by Dr Yail Bloor
no ones said 'cherry orchard' yet?

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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:24 pm
by pleasuretokill
Slayer: 1996 to present day.

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:26 pm
by Whee of the Dead
eyehatethehumanrace wrote:
Pooeyegg wrote:
that band is gay. lead singer hates black metal, so in turn, fuck him and his stupid band.
In other words there will be a picture of you wearing their shirt in front of a door in 3 to 4 months?

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:36 pm
by neckbeard
that terrible noise song in the middle(end?) of the first Chicago

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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:45 pm
by BUNGVOX
metal5411 wrote:Rush - Tai Shan. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck.
i like that this is the first post in the thread.

:fonz:

'stranger to love' by black sabbath featuring tony iommi.

but other than that there will be no bad mouthing the sab on my watch.

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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:25 pm
by evildeadone
Flaming Lips - "It Overtakes Me" and "Haven't Got A Clue". both from Mystics, both the only bad songs they've done since their so-so 80s albums.

most Rush after Grace Under Pressure (Power Windows onward) is pretty lame too. same for Jethro Tull after Stormwatch onward (basically everything after '79, used to like some of Roots to Branches but that album hasnt aged well at all).

as for Sacred Reich, "dont just be a metal dude, it's cool fool". are they fuckin kidding? worst lyrics ever (besides "Metallica's music makes me wanna rage, Sting's lyrics have a-somethin' to say." also from the same song).

Re: Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:29 pm
by Charles Schulzerie
evildeadone wrote:most Rush after Grace Under Pressure (Power Windows onward) is pretty lame too.
Fuck I 110% agree. That later Rush shit is just awful.

I'd like the take the time to also say that Rush is one of my all time favorite bands, and Neil Peart is hands down my favorite drummer ever.


As for Slayer...

Diabolus and God Hates Us All are two of the worst albums EVER MADE. Divine Intervention is okay at best. I actually really enjoyed Christ Illusion and World Painted Blood is really starting to grow on me. Sure, it's not old thrash your fucking face off Slayer, but it's still really well written music, and you can definitely tell Lombardo's influence in the band. (Favorite metal drummer)