Being the "cause" of someone else's marriage
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Teebore
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Re: Being the "cause" of someone else's marriage
Ha! I skimmed past this thread a couple of times until I took in the title and thought for a moment - Yes, I have a friend who is getting married in a few months due to me/my wife. He was at a party where for some reason my last name came up and a girl recognized my last name due to my wife being her college advisor. Bada - bing, five years later they're getting married, I'm the best man and I couldn't be more underwhelmed. Too late for me to do anything about it now.
everyone is miserable, xasthur fans are bigger liars
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Re: Being the "cause" of someone else's marriage
Yeah, I know. My good moods don't last very long.Friendly Goatus wrote:It's so awkward to see you try and be nice to everyone, Bored. It's like every nice post of yours has a palpable sense of violence just underneath the surface.
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From Blintzes to Crepes
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Re: Being the "cause" of someone else's marriage
I can think of 3 right off the top of my head. When you live in a military town, bitches gon' fuck an' haterz gon' hate.Gunther wrote:I'd like to know how many that you've actually caused. You fucking jerk.From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I've been the cause of a couple divorces.
Friendly Goatus wrote:I want to shout obscenities into her vagina and then whisper apologies into her butthole
monsterod wrote:I'm gonna skin my dick to this when I'm sober enough to cum.
Gunther wrote:shut up redneck