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I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:00 pm
by VueeeuVueeeeuV
I am deeply ashamed of my corpulent body. You should spit upon me in this thread, for I was once a person shaped like one, now I am getting fat.
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:02 pm
by Necrometer
age?
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:06 pm
by VueeeuVueeeeuV
I used to have a very regimented diet, I have a slightly active life, but its been two years off this diet and then there there is the fact that eating gives me visceral pleasure. I am a great fan of this feeling, and I consider myself a man of great appetites. These appetites have made fat again. If I devour a bag of gummi bears, I might feel that pleasure. If I devour a cheeseburger, I might feel that pleasure. Weed would make me feel such pleasures but I can't afford it, alcohol would make me feel such pleasures but only with food. I am in hell, and the result of my torment is most apparent to others.
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:15 pm
by Double Anal
get hypnotized so you only eat small portions at appropriate times of the day
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:37 pm
by jen said destroy
Lets walk to the ICP.
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:07 pm
by Ogre of Disgust
So you devour more than you need, while others starve.
Capitalist swine.
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:08 pm
by The Torsion
Haha, crazy rabid lefty fascist is a fatty.
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:20 pm
by Glass Asshole
You fat bastard
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:36 pm
by doomeddisciple
VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:I am deeply ashamed of my corpulent body. You should spit upon me in this thread, for I was once a person shaped like one, now I am getting fat.
So what weight range are we talkin' here - What were you 2 years ago on fancy diet and what do you weight post-gummi bear packet predation?
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:28 pm
by Necrometer
what is your age
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:51 pm
by VueeeuVueeeeuV
I am 25. I was 150 around three years ago, I am ONE SEVENTY FIVE NOW. Probably one eighty but that is too horible to contemplate. I am FIVE NINE.
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:55 pm
by Necrometer
you're fucked
see you on the other side, lardball
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:39 pm
by Double Anal
im 5'7 175, would not consider myself fat.
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:41 pm
by monsterod
Me too. Been fatter though.
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:05 am
by You Killed Jesus
start running
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:24 am
by fmelikeananimal
i have stretch marks on my lovehandles
Re: I'm getting fat.
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:53 am
by monsterod
You Killed Jesus wrote:start running
This looks like a threat. Could be effective, I guess.