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there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:19 pm
by krudmonk
Image

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:19 pm
by pooptastik
piss on him.

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:19 pm
by guardianoftheblind
first

edit: FUCK

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:20 pm
by pooptastik
guardianoftheblind wrote:first

edit: FUCK
ha fag.

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:21 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
drip drip drip...

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:22 pm
by guardianoftheblind
that bum has some nice jeans

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:22 pm
by doomeddisciple
Bum teabag photo

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:23 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
he's probably a distant relative; got drunk, passed out.

not a bum; hence the clean clothes.

what's w/ the collection of identical newspapers?

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:24 pm
by krudmonk
pooptastik wrote:piss on him.
I already yelled at him repeatedly until he grumbled, just to make sure he wasn't dead. Then I went out and flashed a picture. I think we're even now. I don't wanna be a bad host.

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:24 pm
by Wormholegenerator
Image

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:26 pm
by Glass Asshole
Sell him on ebay. Now.

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:27 pm
by krudmonk
Necrophilic Mallard wrote:what's w/ the collection of identical newspapers?
it's a free weekly

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:27 pm
by Bored, Esq.
Roll him up and smoke him.

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:31 pm
by Glass Asshole
Call up Doad and pass the phone to the bum so Doad can talk to him about his jeans.

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:32 pm
by Necrometer
don't you mean your parents' driveway, pussy?

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:33 pm
by Glass Asshole
Oh snap! Well, it's more like the bums driveway now.

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:35 pm
by guardianoftheblind
ross that was a good one

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:35 pm
by Zerohero
BUCK'S FAST BREAK

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:36 pm
by krudmonk
guardianoftheblind wrote:ross that was a good one
it really was

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:22 am
by EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
Ever think about how your park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:27 am
by NANOplague
hahaha, jeans forum.
"Sick wires!"

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:29 am
by The Real MPD
looks like an excellent opportunity to hone your serenading skills.

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:30 am
by krudmonk
He left. Thread over.

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:33 am
by frost
p0st pix of the runny shit he left in your parents driveway

Re: there's a bum passed out in my driveway

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:34 am
by krudmonk
Rosso, it's not there anymore.