So the new guy at works' name is BJ...

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Yup...BJ. My spidey senses detect more than one unfortunate slip of the tongue in the weeks to come...
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dominichorton wrote:I went to elementary school with a ginger kid named BJ...his last name was Nickol. The one insult he hated the most was when people would ask if his middle name was "Fora"
Oh man, that's terrible...dude is certainly dead by suicide by now... :|
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We have one who works at a different location so I don't see him all that often. I actually for years never gave his name a second thought.......that was until one day when I was out visiting that office and one of his coworkers kept referring to him as 'Beej'. I had to stifle a few potentially hearty guffaws until they weren't around anymore.
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I say you pin him down, force your manhood down his throat and tell him he has a gay name.
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dominichorton wrote:I went to elementary school with a ginger kid named BJ...his last name was Nickol. The one insult he hated the most was when people would ask if his middle name was "Fora"

ahhahahah oh my God.
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don't the B and the J usually stand for something ? christ, why wouldn't you just go by bryant or whatever the B stood for...
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I work with a BJ. he's kind of an idiot.
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Holy shit! No one's ever known anyone named BJ! "Hi, I am Soiled Depends, and I am easily amused by funny names!" Hey, did you know my last name is Dicks? And I went to school with some guy that had a last name of Cox? My buddy Chad went out with a girl that had the last name of Ball!!!
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eyehatethehumanrace wrote:I work with a BJ. he's kind of an idiot.
Why is he/she an idiot...
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43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:Holy shit! No one's ever known anyone named BJ! "Hi, I am Soiled Depends, and I am easily amused by funny names!" Hey, did you know my last name is Dicks? And I went to school with some guy that had a last name of Cox? My buddy Chad went out with a girl that had the last name of Ball!!!

Hahaha... You have issues.
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43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:Holy shit! No one's ever known anyone named BJ! "Hi, I am Soiled Depends, and I am easily amused by funny names!" Hey, did you know my last name is Dicks? And I went to school with some guy that had a last name of Cox? My buddy Chad went out with a girl that had the last name of Ball!!!
Just imagine if your first name was BJ ...
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eyehatethehumanrace wrote:I work with a BJ. he's kind of an idiot.
Why is he/she an idiot...
he always butts in to people's personal business and laughs at things that aren't funny.
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Krieg wrote:
43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:Holy shit! No one's ever known anyone named BJ! "Hi, I am Soiled Depends, and I am easily amused by funny names!" Hey, did you know my last name is Dicks? And I went to school with some guy that had a last name of Cox? My buddy Chad went out with a girl that had the last name of Ball!!!
Just imagine if your first name was BJ ...
My grandpa's girlfriend was called BJ. They never got married, so bummer...
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eyehatethehumanrace wrote:
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eyehatethehumanrace wrote:I work with a BJ. he's kind of an idiot.
Why is he/she an idiot...
he always butts in to people's personal business and laughs at things that aren't funny.

Sounds like you need to tell this guy off...
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I have a friend who works at BJ Services...
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I know a guy named BJ Mansuetti. Yes, that is prounounced "Man-Sweaty." He's a good guy, but that is just one unfortunate name.
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the awesome Assassin wrote:
43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:Holy shit! No one's ever known anyone named BJ! "Hi, I am Soiled Depends, and I am easily amused by funny names!" Hey, did you know my last name is Dicks? And I went to school with some guy that had a last name of Cox? My buddy Chad went out with a girl that had the last name of Ball!!!

Hahaha... You have issues.
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Black Jacques wrote:I have a friend who works at BJ Services...
If you look at eh_d's avatar there is a bj services dude inthe background.
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I prefer BJ... to Costco
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dude could totally knock me on my ass...he's trim as fuck. I find myself gazing, to be honest.....
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