You fuckin' mainstream fuckin' xasthur fans.

Dugan Nash · Post by **Dugan Nash** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:30 pm

MAINSTREAM

Dugan Nash · Post by **Dugan Nash** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:36 pm

if you posted this picture for the reason i think you did then you are fucking retarded lol

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:13 pm

i thought we had a thread for this type of baffoonery. It's called "not worth its own thread" or some shit....

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:15 pm

soiled depends wrote:i thought we had a thread for this type of baffoonery.

smegma needs a new crybaby thread like three or four times a week, but everyone else is a jew

Wang Mandu · Post by **Wang Mandu** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:17 pm

Keep bringing attention to the things you despise, brilliant strategy Smegma.

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:18 pm

some serious sad clown bullshit here man....

Turd Murder · Post by **Turd Murder** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:24 pm

What's the rationale here for photographing food? I understand it's a universal denominator, everyone has to eat so it's something we all have in common. But guess what else we have in common? We're all going to die sad unnoticed deaths. Where's your point and shoot camera for that goddamn inevitability? 'Here's the bathtub where I'll eventually have a massive coronary and my feces will float to the surface like so many brown rubber duckies.' Post that to your blog, douchebag, and go to hell while you're at it.

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:25 pm

Turd Murder wrote:What's the rationale here for photographing food?

you can fuck a cunt. then you can make something that will result in fucking that cunt again....take a pic of that....

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:25 pm

food is frequently very visually pleasing

metal5411 · Post by **metal5411** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:27 pm

Wow. Another Smegma thread. Yawn.

Wang Mandu · Post by **Wang Mandu** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:33 pm

Some people probably think listening to poor, unkempt degenerates howl about Satan and blood is a waste of time, too.

I always knew Western news outlets were out of touch but this is a "new" craze? Next they're going to publish a story about a Japanese rape simula...oh wait.

Turd Murder · Post by **Turd Murder** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:36 pm

Sometimes I feel like the Reeelapse forum is like the tv show MASH, and Smegma is Major Frank Burns.

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:37 pm

sometimes i just feel like he's a total moron...

Turd Murder · Post by **Turd Murder** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:43 pm

noah thirteen wrote:
Turd Murder wrote: guess what else we have in common? We're all going to die sad unnoticed deaths.
I'd read a book on a bunch of fucking nobodies dying sad, unnoticed deaths....... the old man who sits alone waiting for someone to love him, then there's a knock at the door, is it a surprise birthday party? No, it's grimm death in the form of a stroke...... they will find your body in a week when the stench of your rotting corpse is so unbearable that the old lady next door slits her throat with the letter opener..... the one she had no reason to open letters from her kids with, since they were all dead from being fucking bloated degenerate subhumans addicted to crack and all had Hep C...... hahahahaha........

Sir, I'd like to subscribe to your food blog.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:45 pm

noah thirteen wrote:Jamie Oliver cookbook

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soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:54 pm

YOU CAN'T SEPERATE A MAN AND HIS JAMIE COOKBOOKS...

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:55 pm

LOL

you should move to Berkeley but you'd feel less special because you'd be up to your neck in a bunch of other tr00 believers

btw I have been tricked into buying free range organic-fed eggs and they taste no different... the shell's thicker but I don't even eat that part

Wang Mandu · Post by **Wang Mandu** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:57 pm

I thought the main selling point for buying organic and free range wasn't taste...

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:58 pm

Wang Mandu wrote:I thought the main selling point for buying organic and free range wasn't taste...

stop it man I'm running my game here

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:59 pm

all of my fresh food in 2010 will be delivered by fixie... and organic...holy faggotry...

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:03 pm

soiled depends wrote:YOU CAN'T SEPERATE A MAN AND HIS JAMIE COOKBOOKS...

he was found in the kitchen
along with his jamie books

just when he found what he liked, he was baking away...

bloodybloodlicker · Post by **bloodybloodlicker** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:05 pm

Necrometer wrote:
Wang Mandu wrote:I thought the main selling point for buying organic and free range wasn't taste...
stop it man I'm running my game here

Free range eggs are a farce, and so is the US organic standard.

Read this: It's incredibly illuminating.

I'm serious. Read it.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:06 pm

Noted, Lisa, that book has been recommended from every direction.

noah thirteen wrote:Ross are you somehow implying I care about "cred" from a guy who makes a thread about trolls that bother him and feminism? Come the fuck on man...... you're getting as played out as Krieg here......... yesterdays news

I'm going to directly state that you will never admit to non-ironically caring about anything worth a damn because you are a hipster right down to your bones.

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:07 pm

riley-o wrote:
soiled depends wrote:YOU CAN'T SEPERATE A MAN AND HIS JAMIE COOKBOOKS...
he was found in the kitchen
along with his jamie books

just when he found what he liked, he was baking away...

oh dude....

hahah

bloodybloodlicker · Post by **bloodybloodlicker** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:09 pm

noah thirteen wrote:
bloodybloodlicker wrote:US organic standard.
Hahahahahah........ I buy my shit from a farmers market and I don't live in fucking America....... I'll be okay........

What do you mean you'll be okay? Why won't we be okay?

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