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i was spanked for shoving a kid into a locker
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I think this was already posted, but...yeah. Pretty damn hilarious all around.
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i had never heard of paddling in school until i moved to tennessee. i thought it was the most backwards shit i'd ever heard of. they paddled up until graduation like this girl's school.

i hated the school system here though. i got suspended a week for not tucking my tshirt in.
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Unbelievable.
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How many of those teachers get a sexual thrill from paddling 17 year old cheerleaders?
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The first time I read this I was convinced it was an April Fools' joke.
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abdominalpillaging wrote:i got suspended a week for not tucking my tshirt in.
How old were you and why didn't your parents carpet bomb the fuckfaces who made this decision?
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If you are ever in a debate with subumans who support corporal punishment always bring that up. They freak out.
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They paddled in Michigan up to the 70's or early 80's. I got it twice, both times by this nazi-German bitch that was my 2nd grade teacher. I never got it from my third grade teacher, but he did it in a most awesome way. You had to get next door and ask another teacher to use her paddle, so all the kids in that class knew you were getting it, then you'd have to take it back to his classroom where he'd put a chair in front of the class and paddle you in front of the entire class. I wish they still paddled... some kids need it.
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It should be banned and anyone who does it should be tried for assault(and convicted!) Senator old man byrd can whine about dogs, but if teachers are hitting children they should get jail time before any fucker who is having dogs fight.
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When I lived in Abilene Kansas I kicked a sink in the school bathroom when I was six years old and a piece of the porcelain chipped. I'm pretty sure the principle wanted to paddle me. He came into the first grade class with a look on his face like the tough cop in an action movie ready to interrogate the main suspect that just got brought in. He knelt down by my desk and stared at me twirling the piece of chipped off sink in his fingers and said some intimidating stuff while I held my head down and then he eventually walked away.
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Jerkoff came in being all proto-24 and walked out feeling the greatest sin of conservatism, empathy.
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I went to Catholic school and got paddled all right. By the same teachers who were trying to get into my pants.
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VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:Jerkoff came in being all proto-24 and walked out feeling the greatest sin of conservatism, empathy.
Hahahaa, if you're referencing my post then no. It wasn't that he was feeling empathy, He finally realized that he would go to prison if he actually strangled a six year old so he decided to just leave.
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Hell-haine wrote:I went to Catholic school and got paddled all right. By the same teachers who were trying to get into my pants.
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Pupils are still hit by teachers in the USA? What the hell...
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I'd love to read about one of those girls' corn-fed all state linebacker boyfriends freaking out over them getting paddled and beating that smug born-again fuckstick principal within an inch of his life. Anytime I'm in the upper south I love pissing these people off. New Orleans is a den of iniquity to these dipshits.
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Friendly Goatus wrote:How many of those teachers get a sexual thrill from paddling 17 year old cheerleaders?
well how would they not, really...
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This seems 100% entirely appropriate.

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VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:It should be banned and anyone who does it should be tried for assault(and convicted!) Senator old man byrd can whine about dogs, but if teachers are hitting children they should get jail time before any fucker who is having dogs fight.

Bullshit. Some kids act like assholes in school these days, directly because they know they can get away with it. Acting like an asshole? Oh, you bet that's a paddlin'.
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THE KILL wrote:Pupils are still hit by teachers in the USA? What the hell...
seriously. bump for answers. is this a joke?
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