that anchorwoman looks like a goddamned grey with a few human prosthetics slapped on
I initially wrote off the NYT article pretty quickly because I first watched that 2004 footage of a floating dot, and didn't find it too compelling. the "fuckin' drone bro" vid at the top of the article is much more interesting, but... I presume that's really modern? so maybe... just a drone, bro?
How are the Pentagon and the DoD going to account for over $20 trillion in missing funds? Well, you figure they’ll point to covert programs and secret development for up to $10 trillion or so. But there’s just no way they’re going to come up with an acceptable explanation for all $20+ trillion.
That’s where the UFO patsy comes in. Yes. They are going to reveal that trillions that were actually squandered (or outright stolen) were justifiably spent on the following: 1. To research and validate the existence of UFOs. 2. To devise and construct early warning systems (such as a satellite network) that can detect UFOs encroaching on our space. 3. To come up with feasible ways to defend ourselves against an unlikely but possible alien invasion. 4. Labs and research centers dedicated to understanding how the UFOs function should they turn out to be real. 5. Etc. etc. bla bla bla…
You see where they’re going with this? When the entire planet is at stake, $10+ trillion in defense suddenly doesn’t seem so bad. Of course, no evidence of actual development or proof of systems will ever be disclosed. You know, national security and all. But all this hinges on the majority of the population believing that UFO are real and that a credible threat is a possibility. This is why more and more information will be released from the Pentagon in the coming months. They want you to believe!
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:08 pm
by FVBTVS
they got alloys and shit they cant identify!
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:09 pm
by Necrometer
I would admittedly like to know more about the alloys...
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:14 pm
by FVBTVS
you're not the right audience for this particular moment i'm looking for anyway, where the hell is vern
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:18 pm
by FVBTVS
theres fucking aliens dude
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:26 pm
by FVBTVS
Necrometer wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:56 pm
that anchorwoman looks like a goddamned grey with a few human prosthetics slapped on
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:47 am
by FVBTVS
erin burnett is such a dang cutie pie. i wish this dude didn't have a dang flavortown goatee
wanted to say "sub launches quadcopter" but if they're only going ~200 mph now, Indoubt they're going to be going 500 mph in 2004
in more explicable news, I can't believe how cool this looks:
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:21 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Just a reminder: if a UFO lands on the lawn of the White House tomorrow, there is still zero reason to believe an alien is inside it. Weird shit in the sky is in no way conceptually connected to life outside our planet.
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:05 pm
by Necrometer
so you're saying it's a new type of bird they saw?
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:09 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I'm saying that if these are ever demonstrated to be piloted craft it's more likely to have a clown, pirate, celebrity chef or bear inside of it, because those things actually fucking exist.
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:05 am
by FVBTVS
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:15 pm
by FVBTVS
Dust, stars, and cosmic rays swirling the rugged surface of the 2.5 mile-wide (4 kilometers) Comet 67P captured by the ESA Rosetta Mission!
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:02 pm
by Necrometer
i thought vine died
jk that is awesome
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:42 am
by FVBTVS
once they get a t1 installed on that bitch we'll get a 10 second epic
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:41 pm
by FVBTVS
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:42 pm
by Necrometer
practical effects will never be dethroned
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:09 pm
by FVBTVS
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 7:59 am
by Necrometer
Re: Black holes might be intelligent
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 8:18 am
by FVBTVS
was that meant to indicate that the music is kinda trash and we're better off watching muted with something else playing because thats what i did and you are a good poster for that. here, have some renown