Today's student-teacher sex scandal story...

[Erik13]

Apparently the kid cockslapped one of the teachers in the face during one of the threesomes..

Where did you get this specific detail?

Somebody called into Opie and Anthony and said it was on the local news.

[Teebore]

Totally believable. Cockslapping gets mentioned in at least 2-3 stories a week on my local news.

[Teebore]

Hahaha it's more widespread than I had imagined.

[hipster holocaust]

I believe the textbook term is smurfing.

[FVBTVS]

http://deadspin.com/former-nfl-cheerlea ... 1654919850

Key to the investigation is what allegedly happened Labor Day weekend in Delaware, where Molly Shattuck, her kids and some of her kids' friends were staying in a rented beach house. The boy stayed over one night.

The documents say, "Sometime around 2 a.m. Sunday morning, they drove to a liquor store and (Molly) Shattuck purchased a 12-pack of Miller Lite and a 12-pack of Bud Light for them."

The younger kids were left home alone. Once back at the house, Molly Shattuck allegedly performed oral sex on the boy, first outside the home while walking the dog and again in her bedroom.

The documents say "(the boy) described the undergarments (Molly) Shattuck was wearing when he entered her bedroom."

The documents say she allegedly performed oral sex on the boy and told him "if he wanted to have sex she would. The boy opted out. He decided to leave. At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back."

[hipster holocaust]

I have standards

[riley-o]

http://jezebel.com/this-video-brilliant ... 1554407662

[FVBTVS]

http://jezebel.com/this-video-brilliant ... 1554407662

oh yeah i forgot about that. that too..

[Black Jacques]

Yeah, some woman on FB that posted a link to the story was sure to remind everyone that it's NOT FUNNY.

The kid could really be fucked up over it... and that would be pretty shitty for him... but let's not pretend that this isn't the stuff most normal boys fantasize over. It's not "funny" it's fucking awesome.

Horniest period of your life? Check.
Never had sex but would do it with any warm thing if given the opportunity? Check.
A fucking NFL cheerleader comes along and wants to blow you? Jesus Christ.

The only people I know I feel sorry for are her kids.

[riley-o]

I never had a teacher that was even remotely bangable.

[FVBTVS]

Ms. Tourino

[BUNGVOX]

i had a geometry teacher in high school i would have prematurely ejaculated on.

miss babbit.

saw her awhile back....still looking pretty good.

90 degree angle prick in obtuse cunt.

[Introvert]

Ms. Tilson - student teacher who was ridiculously hot. 8th grade history class. I had detention one day which was basically doing homework with her on her last day. When she found out my birthday was that weekend she started telling me about some of the college parties that she went to. Got pretty detailed and in my young mind it almost felt like she was flirting. When I left she gave me a hug and said 'be good but have fun'. I had tightness in my pants all the way home.

Close as I came to being victimized.

[Cascade Whore]

A guy I used to work with married one of his 8th or 9th grade teachers.

[spacehamster]

An intelligent article on Jezebel that I completely agree with. Now I've really seen everything.

[BUNGVOX]

A guy I used to work with married one of his 8th or 9th grade teachers.

my inner child just jizzed a little.

[hipster holocaust]

I'm sure I've posted it on the board before, but I saw my 11th grade English teacher a few years after graduation and she straight up told me she had "the biggest crush on me" while I was in her class.

Before I could say anything, she showed me photos of her two children.

She was pretty hot too.



And that's my statutorial.

[riley-o]

http://myfox8.com/2015/07/03/florida-te ... in-prison/

[FVBTVS]

http://myfox8.com/2015/07/03/florida-te ... in-prison/

[BUNGVOX]

http://deadspin.com/former-nfl-cheerlea ... 1654919850

Key to the investigation is what allegedly happened Labor Day weekend in Delaware, where Molly Shattuck, her kids and some of her kids' friends were staying in a rented beach house. The boy stayed over one night.

The documents say, "Sometime around 2 a.m. Sunday morning, they drove to a liquor store and (Molly) Shattuck purchased a 12-pack of Miller Lite and a 12-pack of Bud Light for them."

The younger kids were left home alone. Once back at the house, Molly Shattuck allegedly performed oral sex on the boy, first outside the home while walking the dog and again in her bedroom.

The documents say "(the boy) described the undergarments (Molly) Shattuck was wearing when he entered her bedroom."

The documents say she allegedly performed oral sex on the boy and told him "if he wanted to have sex she would. The boy opted out. He decided to leave. At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back."

now i don't know how the fuck i missed this but i want this kid to die. when are these dumb fucking kids gonna just keep their mouths shut and enjoy the hot teacher fucks and blowjobs?

FUCK I'M FUCKING PISSED. WHY DOES GOD KEEP PUTTING HUMANS LIKE THIS ON THE EARTH?

[hipster holocaust]

Your 15-year-old pimply ass would have sung like a canary BUNGY

[BUNGVOX]

uh....i remember 15 year old me and no i wouldn't have because i'd know how to keep a good thing going.

you want hot older teach poon?

keep your trap shut and you pisser stiff.

[BUNGVOX]

i didn't have too many zits bro.....i think it had a lot to do with my mullet and listening to the smiths.

[hipster holocaust]

Keep your dick hard and your trap shut

cuminseconds.09

[postaddiction]

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/molly-shattu ... m_fb_msnbc

dumb crime, dumb sentence