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Your heart wasn't in it, bro. You were just going through the motions. 9? What did you really think? There was a time, not too long ago, when you would have given that a real review... Declared it unfit, even for Joey, and bitched about the price (rightfully so). You need to take a good look in the mirror.
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:Your heart wasn't in it, bro. You were just going through the motions. 9? What did you really think? There was a time, not too long ago, when you would have given that a real review... Declared it unfit, even for Joey, and bitched about the price (rightfully so). You need to take a good look in the mirror.
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Erik, could you pls try and review the new McDonald's premium burgers? I'd like to hear how they are.
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I'll most likely get upset with those Premium burgers, but since you asked I'll try one.
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Why upset? Too much fuss for a burger?
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Because they're trying too hard with this premium crap...just stick to the basics
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Great review... This is why McDonald's is losing money...
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I love how vinegar and black pepper is your negative description of the sauce. "It tastes like food!"
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Go ahead and try that burger zap. I dare you. No I insist you try it.
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Do you like the quarter pounder?
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I realize this question was asked to Erik, but I'm going to give my own opinion on the subject. A quarter pounder is absolutely fucking amazing, 5% of the time. the other 95%, it's just shit. that is the gamble we take when we order fast food. when the burger is fresh, and the fries are crispy, it makes up for that 95 percent of the time when it's terrible. although, I'm finding that this ratio has become much wider in the last 10 years... 99 to 1 maybe. but I am going to keep rolling the dice, in the hopes that my next burger is going to be that special one. irrational, maybe...but I think taking that risk is what makes me a true American.
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it's no different than da quota poundah.
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man i only want to watch erik get pissed off at fast food and give reviews of terrible for a couple of months before he goes back to giving some places good reviews, this last one ruled
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If they made the quarter pounder with the sirloin pattie it would probably be really good...I might ask
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Erik13 wrote:If they made the quarter pounder with the sirloin pattie it would probably be really good...I might ask
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I think this one is in 3D...
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