This is my special thread. Because everyone else has one too.
Re: special james thread
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:48 pm
by james
This is a chart I made. My girlfriend didn't understand the story I told her about when I learned to use my brand-new dryer. So I told her I'd make a chart to help. I made it like 3 days later. Whatever, chill.
Re: special james thread
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:59 pm
by fallbacktostone
aaahahshadj
Re: special james thread
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:02 pm
by riley-o
Re: special james thread
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:32 am
by copstache
reeEBA wrote:FUCKIN HELL YEAH YOU DO. YOU NEED THAT EXTRA BOOST TO LIVEPOWER YOUR ENGERY DAY.
YOU NEED THAT EXTRA PUNCH IN THE COCK TO REALLY MAXIMIZE YOUR FORCE POTENTIAL.
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
1. TAKE SOME FUCKING RED BULL AND MAINLINE THAT SHIT. WORRIED ABOUT CARBONATION!? SHUT THE FAG UP! THERE ARE ALREADY BUBBLES IN OVER 39% OF YOUR BLOODSTREAM MAINFRAME. THE SAME AS A SWELTERING JUNGLE! SO GRAB YOUR TOYS AND FUCKING SPIKE YOURSELF, YOU PANSYTHOUGHT NONEXTREME.
2. DO A GIANT FUCKING LINE OF YAK ALL THE WAY THROUGH A SUPERMARKET AND OUT INTO THE PARKING LOT AND SHIT. AFTERWARDS YOU CAN GO HANG OUT IN BLAIR'S VAN AND FUCKING TOUNGE HIS EXTREMEHOLE.
3. WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE STARTING TO CRASH? OF COURSE YOU ARE, IT'S BEEN OVER 45 SECONDS SINCE YOU SKYPUNCHED YOUR POWERJOURNEY. IT'S TIME TO GET SERIOUS - IT'S TIME TO FUCKING POSTCRANK THE MEGATENSITY. HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO: I WANT YOU TO TAKE A CLAW HAMMER AND BREAK EVERY SINGLE BONE IN EACH OF YOUR FUCKING LIMBS. YOU MAY SAY TO YOURSELF, "WELL GEE, I'M A FUCKING PRESTREME PENIS ENTHUSIAST, AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SMASH ALL THE BONES IN MY ONE ARM THAT I USED TO SMASH THE BONES IN MY OTHER ARM."
WELL IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE THAT THOUGHT I WANT YOU TO THINK OF ALL THE FUCKING VAULT-HUFFING 360 KICKFLIP OLLIE WARRIORS OVER IN IRAQ RIGHT NOW PULLING OUT THIER OWN EYES AND SCREAMING THROUGH OLYMPIC-SIZED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED WITH CUBIC TONS OF LIQUID NITROGEN ON FIRE.
Re: special james thread
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:35 am
by Gay for Cock
nu-jame
Re: special james thread
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:23 am
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
yeah...this should be scrolled.
Re: special james thread
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:10 am
by Friendly Goatus
I'd like to meet that jame.
Re: special james thread
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:14 am
by riley-o
Gay for Cock wrote:nu-jame
fuck off
Re: special james thread
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 8:45 pm
by james
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
IM ON THE TITTY MOUNTAIN HIGHWAY
drivin along
uhTITTY MOUNTAIN HIGHWAY
singin my song
RILEY IN THE BACK
VERNO IN THE FRONT
TORSAN AT THE WHEEL, AND WE AIN'T GONNA STOP
ON THE TITTY MOUNTAIN HIGHWAY
YEAH YEAH YEAAYAAY
Re: special james thread
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 11:11 pm
by ghost boner
i love titty mountain highway
Re: special james thread
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 11:48 pm
by riley-o
can't think of a better team of road tripping bros to get into some misadventures
Re: special james thread
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 3:24 am
by The Bill
It occurs to me that the dryer may be the system for total control!?