Jesus je looks rough, I wonder if mike bell saw this and wet himself laughing?
Mike Bell's dead. roid related death.
How ironic
This made me a little sad. In his prime, Perry Saturn was one half of one of the best tag teams in wrestling. And he also got stabbed while saving a woman from getting raped once, if I am remembering the story right. I had assumed he was dead, honestly.
I thought he was shot with a shotgun rather than stabbed.
Biggest shock of 2010 in this category: JC Bailey, for the way in which it happened. Dude was almost as famous for being a crack fiend as he was for being one of America's top deathmatch guys as well as a damn fine technical junior-heavyweight. After serving 18 months or so for breaking and entering, he got out, cleaned up... then died in his sleep aged 27 from brain injuries assumed to be related to his wrestling career, NOT his drug use.
Picks for 2011:
The Brain and Bearer are pretty much odds-on, it seems. Terry Funk and Sabu on the other hand will never die. Let's see...
3. Chris Masters
4. The Great Khali
5. Leon "Vader" White
6. Thumbtack Jack (retired after breaking his back in a match just two months ago, but I can seriously see him coming back and dying in the ring after a botched deathmatch bump; hope I'm wrong but the dude is just that fricking crazy)
7. Kevin Nash (for some reason I just think Scott Hall will outlast him)
8. Doug Ellis
9. Ox Baker
10. Bull Pain
11. Hornswoggle
12. John Cena (please)
making it 12 because of the inevitability of the first two... also, this is in no particular order, because the text box is acting crazyshit and I can't be fucked editing the order of my list while not being able to read what I'm typing
wild card autocorpse pick: CM Punk (by overdose)
Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:07 am
by The Schwartz
what exactly is CM Punk overdosing on?
Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:17 am
by The Schwartz
has a better chance at the Shakespearean ending
Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:28 am
by Dr Yail Bloor
Has anyone said scott hall yet?
Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:31 am
by BUNGVOX
Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Can we pick a "wild card" to von Erich themselves for extra points?
I pick 123 Kid.
to be totally honest i don't know how many von erichs are left other than kevin but if he hasn't offed himself yet [totally wouldn't blame him considering what he's been through] he's gonna be around for a long time.
if 123 queer died i would laugh. that dude has always sucked.
Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:41 am
by From Blintzes to Crepes
Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:43 am
by From Blintzes to Crepes
BUNGVOX wrote:
Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Can we pick a "wild card" to von Erich themselves for extra points?
to be totally honest i don't know how many von erichs are left other than kevin but if he hasn't offed himself yet [totally wouldn't blame him considering what he's been through] he's gonna be around for a long time.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Did Kerry Von Erich knock up Heather Locklear?
Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:00 am
by Turd Murder
From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:
Sick botch. Who is this? I can't recognize anything other than Shotgun Saturday Night.
Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:34 am
by BUNGVOX
the two guys on the outside of the ring are doug furnas and phil lafon
the dude botchin it up might be scotty taylor. whoever it is that looked like it sucked big time.
lacey von erich will die by strangulation from some random black dude's pud.
Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:25 am
by Tony Twist
Seems a lot of us here think X-Pac/Syxx Pac/1-2-3 Kid/Sean Waltman/other retarded names is a strong candidate. He gon' die!
Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:33 am
by Dr Yail Bloor
Tony Twist wrote:Seems a lot of us here think X-Pac/Syxx Pac/1-2-3 Kid/Sean Waltman/other retarded names is a strong candidate. He gon' die!
he looks pretty well here, skinny too, must be off the roids.
Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:35 am
by Tony Twist
I ain't even talking roids man, I just get the feeling that he'd off himself one day.