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Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:21 pm
by Introvert
Wow, some of this thread brings me back to the early 80's.

Which one of the Road Warriors is already dead? How's Precious Paul doing these days?

Is Bob Backlund still alive?

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:25 pm
by The Schwartz
Animal

Precious Paul is doing nothing

Bob Backlund shows no mercy and is nowhere near dead

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:29 pm
by Wang Mandu
Bill Alfonso

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:30 pm
by Introvert
I know Andre The Giant is dead but howz about Haystacks Calhoun??

Oh and how about Nikita Koloff's uncle Ivan?? Zatoatah!!!(sic)

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:33 pm
by soiled depends
post erections please.....it's the only thing keeping me in this thread.....

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:42 pm
by Introvert
soiled depends wrote:post erections please.....it's the only thing keeping me in this thread.....
I'm only talking about the shit I used to watch as a 6-10 year old. No erections to be had.

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:10 pm
by F/K/A HAPF
Introvert wrote:Wow, some of this thread brings me back to the early 80's.

Which one of the Road Warriors is already dead? How's Precious Paul doing these days?

Is Bob Backlund still alive?
Hawk is dead. Hawk gave Ahmed Johnson some shoulder pads which pissed Animal off. Hopefully Ahmed kills Animal in 2011.

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:05 pm
by RHT
Terry Funk's on his way out.

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:10 pm
by From Blintzes to Crepes
I honestly thought Luger was dead. I assumed he OD'd a few years ago, a la Ms. Elizabeth.... This seems like as good a place as any to leave these...




Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:10 pm
by BUNGVOX
Introvert wrote:Wow, some of this thread brings me back to the early 80's.

Which one of the Road Warriors is already dead? How's Precious Paul doing these days?

Is Bob Backlund still alive?
hawk is dead.

precious paul is around. did the interview stuff for the road warriors documentary.

bob backlund is very much alive although id love to see him get slaughtered in combat zone wrestling.

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:17 pm
by Tony Twist
Macho Man made this promo video this past summer. He still sounds so awesome. He's not going anywhere just yet.



Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:19 pm
by From Blintzes to Crepes
What happens when you combine Macho Man and Dethklok? That promo.

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:22 am
by Eight Foot Manchild
Can we pick a "wild card" to von Erich themselves for extra points?

I pick 123 Kid.

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:14 am
by Broken Into Pieces
Turd Murder wrote:
Dr Yail Bloor wrote:
Luca Blight wrote:
Dr Yail Bloor wrote:
regressionissues wrote:This video has me convinced Saturn and Raven will make it through the year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zChsn8__kRI
Jesus je looks rough, I wonder if mike bell saw this and wet himself laughing?
Mike Bell's dead. roid related death.
How ironic
This made me a little sad. In his prime, Perry Saturn was one half of one of the best tag teams in wrestling. And he also got stabbed while saving a woman from getting raped once, if I am remembering the story right. I had assumed he was dead, honestly.
I thought he was shot with a shotgun rather than stabbed.

Biggest shock of 2010 in this category: JC Bailey, for the way in which it happened. Dude was almost as famous for being a crack fiend as he was for being one of America's top deathmatch guys as well as a damn fine technical junior-heavyweight. After serving 18 months or so for breaking and entering, he got out, cleaned up... then died in his sleep aged 27 from brain injuries assumed to be related to his wrestling career, NOT his drug use.

Picks for 2011:
The Brain and Bearer are pretty much odds-on, it seems. Terry Funk and Sabu on the other hand will never die. Let's see...
3. Chris Masters
4. The Great Khali
5. Leon "Vader" White
6. Thumbtack Jack (retired after breaking his back in a match just two months ago, but I can seriously see him coming back and dying in the ring after a botched deathmatch bump; hope I'm wrong but the dude is just that fricking crazy)
7. Kevin Nash (for some reason I just think Scott Hall will outlast him)
8. Doug Ellis
9. Ox Baker
10. Bull Pain
11. Hornswoggle
12. John Cena (please)

making it 12 because of the inevitability of the first two... also, this is in no particular order, because the text box is acting crazyshit and I can't be fucked editing the order of my list while not being able to read what I'm typing

wild card autocorpse pick: CM Punk (by overdose)

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:07 am
by The Schwartz
what exactly is CM Punk overdosing on?

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:17 am
by The Schwartz
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has a better chance at the Shakespearean ending

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:28 am
by Dr Yail Bloor
Has anyone said scott hall yet?

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:31 am
by BUNGVOX
Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Can we pick a "wild card" to von Erich themselves for extra points?

I pick 123 Kid.
to be totally honest i don't know how many von erichs are left other than kevin but if he hasn't offed himself yet [totally wouldn't blame him considering what he's been through] he's gonna be around for a long time.

if 123 queer died i would laugh. that dude has always sucked.

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:41 am
by From Blintzes to Crepes
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Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:43 am
by From Blintzes to Crepes
BUNGVOX wrote:
Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Can we pick a "wild card" to von Erich themselves for extra points?
to be totally honest i don't know how many von erichs are left other than kevin but if he hasn't offed himself yet [totally wouldn't blame him considering what he's been through] he's gonna be around for a long time.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Did Kerry Von Erich knock up Heather Locklear?

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Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:00 am
by Turd Murder
From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:Image
Sick botch. Who is this? I can't recognize anything other than Shotgun Saturday Night.

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:34 am
by BUNGVOX
the two guys on the outside of the ring are doug furnas and phil lafon

the dude botchin it up might be scotty taylor. whoever it is that looked like it sucked big time.

lacey von erich will die by strangulation from some random black dude's pud.

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:25 am
by Tony Twist
Seems a lot of us here think X-Pac/Syxx Pac/1-2-3 Kid/Sean Waltman/other retarded names is a strong candidate. He gon' die!

Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:33 am
by Dr Yail Bloor
Tony Twist wrote:Seems a lot of us here think X-Pac/Syxx Pac/1-2-3 Kid/Sean Waltman/other retarded names is a strong candidate. He gon' die!
he looks pretty well here, skinny too, must be off the roids.

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Re: 2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:35 am
by Tony Twist
I ain't even talking roids man, I just get the feeling that he'd off himself one day.