Eight Foot Manchild wrote: Props help, too. If you have a tool belt, you are unstoppable,
And a clipboard! Clipboard and a doctor's white coat and you can get away with murder.
Eight Foot Manchild wrote: Props help, too. If you have a tool belt, you are unstoppable,
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/David ... height1624You Killed Jesus wrote:Haha,Eight Foot Manchild wrote:regressionissues wrote:David Cross is easily distracted. Before the show, I was standing in the house, cracking my knuckles, and he said "could you please not do that". He said it like a statement, not a question. Then, during the performance, I opened the backstage door so one of the crew guys could go outside and smoke. He stopped his routine and started joking about the open door. You can see this in his latest stand-up DVD, Bigger and Blackerer, available on Netflix.regressionissues wrote:David Cross
Tell me more...Raw Ting wrote:Bored001 wrote:Some of the most pathetic douchebaggery I've ever seen was on the part of really small bands...the kind of stuff where they're such incredible assholes and the gap between what they are and how they see themselves is so fucking large it just stuns you.
This thread is great. More tales!
hahahaha....yes....I agree, Bored....
yltEight Foot Manchild wrote:WARNING TO ALL FAMOUS PEOPLE:
If you think I'm done with this thread you are fatally fucking mistaken. This just to catch my breath. Check it. I'll be in New Zealand til the middle of next month, but when I get back up in this bitch, they'll have to come up with a pimp name for dirt, the way it fly.
Skyclun wrote: Explain to me how I'm dumb for not knowing how PayPal works.
Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Olu: Yah? Yah? Well I say niggah, you is ignant, yah? You unnastan now?
BUNGVOX wrote:solo hanneman / solo mengele
Not really related, I guess, but the angriest racist (I guess it could be called racism?) I ever met was a Nigerian cab driver in Houston. I was trapped with the guy in a cab for about 30 minutes and I learned everything I could possibly ever want to know about how much Africans hate each other and American black people...GoreyGibbler wrote:Olu
I have used this strategy with great success on many occasions, especially when I was younger and "hanging out backstage" had some value.Eight Foot Manchild wrote:That's a general trade secret, for anyone who cares: If you can walk with confidence and look like you belong, you can get in ANYWHERE.
.Sinbad plays the "don't you know who I am?
jefferson wrote:If you want a picture of the future, imagine a palm against a human face... forever.
He's no Aretha...soiled depends wrote:So we're reduced to reading about Sinbad...yikes....thread really took a fucking big nosedive...
Stop blubbering, cunt. You ain't in these trenches.soiled depends wrote:So we're reduced to reading about Sinbad...yikes....thread really took a fucking big nosedive...