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Posted: **Sat May 07, 2011 10:55 pm**

pAppY wrote:Eddie Vedder

Eddie Van Halen

Eddie Money

Posted: **Sat May 07, 2011 11:46 pm**

GoreyGibbler wrote:Olu

That shit had me in tears.

Posted: **Sun May 08, 2011 12:00 am**

This entire thread so far is :fonz:

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2011 2:46 pm**

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 10:01 am**

Kathy Griffin smells like V8. Fucking reeks of the shit.

She's also hideous, but that's nothing special. All celebrities are. I need to get a high quality, concealable camera to bring to these things. The people deserve to know the truth - without makeup and airbrushing and soft focus and vaselined lenses and 900,000,000 watts of professional lighting blasting them from thirty-six different angles, famous people are butt fuck ass ugly. All of them.

"Surely not _________, though," I hear you saying.

Yes, that cunt, too.

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 10:11 am**

dr peterhausen wrote:
pAppY wrote:Eddie Vedder

Eddie Van Halen

Eddie Money

Fucking putrescent, pock-marked troglodytes, the lot of them.

I once had a roommate who was the offspring of Eddie Money's guitar player and one of his slack-cunted yeast beast groupies. Thanks for reminding me, you fucking assholes.

That's all I have the energy to say. Never speak to me of these worthless subhumans again.

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 10:45 am**

Cascade Whore wrote:
GoreyGibbler wrote:Olu
That shit had me in tears.

That reminds me. I had a gig at the BPC last month for the first time in over a year, where I was regretfully informed that Olu is O-dead.

I'd like to say he went down in a blaze of glory, fighting off a rap posse that refused to leave the lobby after curfew. But no, "complications from diabetes".

Rest ye, my love. I know you're in a better place, being racist to Ray Charles and Ol' Dirty Bastard.

*pours some out*

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 10:54 am**

Eight Foot Manchild wrote:THIS JUST IN! LIVE ON THE SCENE EXCLUSIVE!

Lauryn Hill is greedy and vain. She has a huge pile of amps onstage that are just for decoration, including a Matchless Chieftan stack, 3 Marshall stacks (one with neon red tolex), a Hiwatt combo, an ancient-looking unknown brand combo that looks like an oven and two Vox combos. She's playing the whole show through a 30-watt Fender acoustic amp. I'm wondering if anyone would even notice if one of these JCM heads happened to vanish sometime in the course of the evening...

Never met her but I have a few friends that worked at The Mercer in SoHo while she was staying there. Apparently she didn't talk to any of the white people who worked there, and if she needed someone who was in fact white she would write her request down on a notepad and show it to the person she needed.

Thread delivers, I have a mess of celebrity stories after working in hotels over the years.

Amen to celebrities looking like shit in person...most at least...however Jessica Beal, Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Aniston are fucking gorgeous.

PS Eminem made us all sign waivers legally binding us not to look at him and only acknowledging him only if he approaches us. He also made us sign waivers after he left swearing that we didn't tell any of the tabloids about his personal shit. Man, fuck that guy.

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 11:02 am**

hipster holocaust wrote:PS Eminem made us all sign waivers legally binding us not to look at him and only acknowledging him only if he approaches us. He also made us sign waivers after he left swearing that we didn't tell any of the tabloids about his personal shit. Man, fuck that guy.

is this for real?

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 11:04 am**

Spooky Apparition wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:PS Eminem made us all sign waivers legally binding us not to look at him and only acknowledging him only if he approaches us. He also made us sign waivers after he left swearing that we didn't tell any of the tabloids about his personal shit. Man, fuck that guy.
is this for real?

100%

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 11:13 am**

Famous people do preposterous shit like that all the time. It's all intimidation. No fucking way is that shit legally binding.

"Here, sign this waiver that some dipshit sub-assistant intern typed up five minutes ago. It totally trumps your first amendment rights."

Suck my dick, Marshall.

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 11:20 am**

Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Famous people do preposterous shit like that all the time. It's all intimidation. No fucking way is that shit legally binding.

"Here, sign this waiver that some dipshit sub-assistant intern typed up five minutes ago. It totally trumps your first amendment rights."

Suck my dick, Marshall.

Fucking serious. Here's to being idiotic enough to think that this will help your public image and not make you look like even more of a jackass, retard.

On a lighter note his entourage/crew were some the nicest dudes I've ever met at the hotel

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 11:31 am**

I can't remember, there were A LOT of big fat guys

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 3:24 pm**

Kathy Griffin complemented my Zippy the Pinhead t-shirt. I guess she's not completely terrible.

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 3:49 pm**

she's probably ust waiting in the bushes outside your place to offer you her hand in marriage right now...

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 3:57 pm**

kathy griffith is a scorpio. of course she's completely terrible! lol jk

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 4:32 pm**

Frickin' Slayer wrote:lol jk

well i should hope so !

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 4:34 pm**

Posted: **Fri May 13, 2011 8:44 pm**

riley-o wrote:
Frickin' Slayer wrote:lol jk
well i should hope so !

lol ya, i thnk the reason a lot of ppl here foe me or like r mad at me is bc i hav no real loyalty to n e sign. or,more succintly, i dont show favoritism. i like totaly tell it like it is abt every sign. not even fellow Aquarius' r safe from the truth! if a sign has a trait, wether its positiv or negativ, im gona like call them out! i luv every sign, and i wuld never say n e thng to harm n e 1 sign,my only purpose is to imform. but ya since we r already tlking abt celebrities and like scorpios,i must mention that i saw ted turner yesterday! well,i saw the back of his head as he walked past me.

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2011 10:32 am**

i think i might have seen dave chapelle once walking down the street. he looked really scared and nervous for some reason. maybe it wasnt him i dont know

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 9:31 am**

Larry King is doing the second show of his stand-up comedy tour today.

I, um... just... y...

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 4:55 pm**

Frickin' Slayer wrote:,i must mention that i saw ted turner yesterday! well,i saw the back of his head as he walked past me.

WELL STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!!!!

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 7:02 pm**

Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Larry King is doing the second show of his stand-up comedy tour today.

I, um... just... y...

hold on, what?!?!?

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 7:10 pm**

I'm having dinner with Victor Garber on June 7th.

Don't worry, I had to look him up too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Garber

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 7:14 pm**

kmfcm wrote:
Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Larry King is doing the second show of his stand-up comedy tour today.

I, um... just... y...

hold on, what?!?!?

Yeah.

It's false and self-sabotaging advertising, though. It's not "stand-up". It's just him telling stories about his life and some anecdotes about Frank Sinatra and Snoop Dogg and people. I was surprised to find I actually enjoyed it. If he called it the "Larry King Autobiography Tour" or something, he'd sell a lot more tickets.

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