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A bully is someone who possesses supernatural powers. They may support an opera-state and subscribe to phantomist political views. A bully will jump out of nowhere and smash you into the wall. A bully may also have bolts in his neck and throw your daughter into a river. Not uncommonly, bullies may also be drug users or violent gamblers. Be advised that telling a bully your name may condemn you to supernatural slavery, powerless under the will of a fiendish and brutal master. If you encounter a bully, inform a police officer immediately. Your safety and the safety of your community may be at risk.

I was bullied by the Phantom of the Opera for near-decades. He would pop out of nowhere and smash me against the wall. I was humiliated every time.

A miserable little pile of secrets.

What is a ghoul?

A ghoul is someone who has spoken their own name to a bully aloud. A person may not become a ghoul if their name is read by a bully, or if the bully learns a person's name indirectly through a third party. A ghoul may or may not live in the same home as the bully who owns them. Many ghouls physically resemble the bullies who first enthralled them. A ghoul may attempt to trick you into revealing your name to a bully, or to a group of bullies.

james i'm going to allow this to continue for the time being but if i find out this is some goddamned magic the gathering of the juggalos shit i am going to be positively disconsolate

riley-o wrote:james i'm going to allow this to continue for the time being but if i find out this is some goddamned magic the gathering of the juggalos shit i am going to be positively disconsolate

I'm writing this all myself based on my personal experiences. What are you talking about?

i'm just saying james. if someone comes in here and talks about hit dice or what have you there's going to be a whole lot of noogies and swirlies getting dished out. that's alls i'm saying.

"violent gamblers"

what an overlooked thread

this is really funny and compelling stuff

where do you get your ideas James? Also thanks a lot for contributing so much to the board.

Thread needs more Suge Knight



Yea, thanks... your welcome bud

I got attacked by a bully again today. It wasn't the Phantom of the Opera. I didn't recognize him from any of my Famous Monsters of Filmland textbooks from college.

He pretended to be lost and asked for directions. Then he thanked me and asked me what my name was. I almost told him before I realized it was a bully. I got very worried and wouldn't say anything to him. He smashed me into a wall, and I nearly broke my iPod Nano Classic. Thank Odin I was listening to some norsecore/war metal at the time, I'm sure that I was blessed in that moment my Mjolnir's magic.

Repost this on your wall or comment below if you think only 90s kids remember Hey Arnold.

Did you fight back or run? was he black? I dropped my iphone today and thought i cracked it so I feel your pain.

Hey James, can you give more clues to when the new secret ICP album is gonna drop?

Before contacting the authorities about these malingerers do make sure to note if they are of the astral of corporeal sort. It makes their identification much easier. Lately there have been reports of angels indulging in bullying but that would be quite scandalous. I believe it though. They have a haughty tone those angels. I once saw an angel laugh at a homeless man dying.

Never fails to make me smile.

::fondles butt:: " not so tough NOW, are ya, brian?"

yeah that headline, i just tried to talk about it the other day and cracked up till tears rolled. its the best one they ever did, no?

Mike Green wrote:what an overlooked thread

this is really funny and compelling stuff

where do you get your ideas James? Also thanks a lot for contributing so much to the board.

i miss this guy right here

FVBTVS wrote:yeah that headline, i just tried to talk about it the other day and cracked up till tears rolled. its the best one they ever did, no?

I'd like to see someone try and post a better one. The picture is really perfect.

Erik13 wrote:

Mike Green wrote:what an overlooked thread

this is really funny and compelling stuff

where do you get your ideas James? Also thanks a lot for contributing so much to the board.

i miss this guy right here

That was actually me posting that. One of the mods gave away his password and I had access to the account for like 4 hours.

Never forget

If I'm nude intergender mixed wrestling with a naked lady and I deflect her breast smother attack by slamming her into a wall does that make me a bully or just a regular old WCW World Champion? Also, are bullfrogs related to bullies as they have the same first name?

Final reminder as the bullies all pour into the streets. You were all warned...

Mike Green wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:04 pm what an overlooked thread

this is really funny and compelling stuff

where do you get your ideas James? Also thanks a lot for contributing so much to the board.