Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
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Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
I'm missing an important piece of my cultural heritage. I've never really played a game of D&D, or any other tabletop roleplaying game. I spent a decent amount of time as a kid reading the sourcebooks and novels. 4 gigs of 2nd edition AD&D shit is sitting on my external, downloaded years ago. I'm in existential pain.
Today I made my girlfriend be my dungeon master. I have her a coin and a copy of the Monstrous Manual from 1993 and made her flip to random pages making up encounters with monsters as she went along. I beat them all...
Today I made my girlfriend be my dungeon master. I have her a coin and a copy of the Monstrous Manual from 1993 and made her flip to random pages making up encounters with monsters as she went along. I beat them all...
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
playing dungeon and dragons with a coin
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
I wasn't really playing d&d, I know that
I was victimizing a woman
I'm not a proud man,
I was victimizing a woman
I'm not a proud man,
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
more like rolling a D2, heh
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
hahahahahahaha this is so ridiculously fantasticjames wrote:Today I made my girlfriend be my dungeon master.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
and not in the way marissa thinks it is
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
We didn't finish. Right now my character is halfway to a magic castle, with a wood elf who thinks I'm going to give him the treasure when we get there, and a golden chromatic dragon. I'm armed with a magic baseball.
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
james and his girl were cuddled up that afternoon, and a strange tension filled his bedroom.
"baby... will you do something for me ?"
"of course james, anything. you know that."
"ok this is going to sound sort of strange but..."
james' girl shifted with anticipation. what could he want ? was this going to be dressing up as harley quinn again ? no, he was always straight to the point about that...
"well i'll just get right to it. this is a d20. it's what you roll when you attack me."
"baby... will you do something for me ?"
"of course james, anything. you know that."
"ok this is going to sound sort of strange but..."
james' girl shifted with anticipation. what could he want ? was this going to be dressing up as harley quinn again ? no, he was always straight to the point about that...
"well i'll just get right to it. this is a d20. it's what you roll when you attack me."
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
Hahahah
Like I could afford a Harley Quinn outfit to stuff a woman into.
Like I could afford a Harley Quinn outfit to stuff a woman into.
Honky Kong 64 wrote:I use this daily and it scrobbles my Lil B songs just fine?
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
Been pondering this lately, too. Downloaded a bunch of PDFs. I'm sure I could lure a couple of unwaries into helping me cut my teeth here.
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
i found out a few weeks ago that they finally released brand new editions of the dark sun module and i had that exact same stabbing existential pain.
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
you bring the basement, i'll bring the mountain dew
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
Oh not again. At least its not a triple post.
Exterminate. EXTERMINATE!
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
I've never played either. I've recently seen this http://www.darthsanddroids.net/ as well. It uses clips from the phantom menace as illustrations of a role playing campaign and makes the thing sound quite fun.
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Exterminate. EXTERMINATE!
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
I have pretty much no idea how this game is played
UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
it started in hawaii with milk bottle caps...
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
I never played in my youth either but I'd play today. I've played enough crpgs based on DnD I might as well play the real thing.
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
PARDON ME FOR SHARING SOME CONTEXTcopstache wrote:it started in hawaii with milk bottle caps...
UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
It's really complicated. You have to buy a lot of books. Then you have to roll for your character. I rolled a 4 which means I have to play as an Elder Gnoll. I'm responsible for maintaining the cultural values of gnoll society, and defend the younglings against Sith-aligned bugbears. I have a family to support too. It's a lot of responsibility. You might think it's all about having epic adventures with gaint muscles through the kingdoms of power metal, but you'd be wrong. For example you might wind up being a chaotic neutral Fungus Gnome tinkerer.krudmonk wrote:I have pretty much no idea how this game is played
Which means basically you have to roll dice for the right to successfully forage for grubs in a fantasy world of your own creation.
I think I should just invent my own d20 game and make my friends play through a campaign based on the Dark Carnival.
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post pix thac/happen
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
Fuck, there needs to be reeelapse juggalo role playing.
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
I forgot. I haven't shaved in a while, and all day I made her kiss my neckbeard.riley-o wrote:hahahahahahaha this is so ridiculously fantasticjames wrote:Today I made my girlfriend be my dungeon master.
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
elder gnolls are going to be playable race in elder scrolls: black marsh. im excited are you
http://www.silgrad.com/wbb2/thread.php?threadid=10533
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