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Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:37 pm
by Wang Mandu
Only Ansell is trve.

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:37 pm
by Ogre of Disgust
Holy shit, the doll-fuckin' dudes don't seem so bad now..

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:38 pm
by copstache
Ogre of Disgust wrote:Holy shit, the doll-fuckin' dudes don't seem so bad now..
cum on printed pictures of underaged dolls for NEXT LEVEL PERVERSION

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:39 pm
by Tony Twist
Ogre of Disgust wrote:Holy shit, the doll-fuckin' dudes don't seem so bad now..
It's probably the same people. This is their closest dance to reality.

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:41 pm
by Tony Twist
Sweet, there's a subforum for peeing on pics, rather than cumming on them! There's a request for Katy Perry! I hope someone does it. Needs to be added to our own Katy Perry thread!

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:49 pm
by krudmonk
I am so glad I read this far before clicking on anything.

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:24 pm
by Kurt Russell's Beard
The Schwartz wrote:respected member "Brutal Metal" just took it to the limit

http://www.pornhost.com/6303552292/
The slow mo sound of his spunk hitting paper, like nightmare rain on a sad tin rooftop, made my stomach knot.

On the other hand, jizzing on BACKLIT SURFACES does indeed take it to a whole new level.

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:42 pm
by Necrometer
For what it's worth, this shit was going on as far back as the mid nineties, when the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.facials (?!?!) newsgroup was going strong - dudes would post pics with jizz-on requests, and others would oblige. I think I recall remnants of respect, dignity, and humanity, though... so there's been some evolution in the field since then.

I like how this one is open to the public, but I couldn't even make the cut to READ a registration-only sneeze-fetish forum. I guess for this one it's all about their art being seen, while the sneeze fetishists don't want any of those sexy sneezers to become self-conscious and start stifling.

Backstory: I was trying to follow up on my hypothesis that the women who stifle sneezes are the same ones who have a mental block against orgasm. It sorta makes sense, right? I've rarely heard a dude stifle a sneeze, but plenty of women do it.

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:34 am
by ghost boner
man this is horrible. why did i click those links?

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:33 am
by WINSTON WOLFE
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Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:37 am
by WINSTON WOLFE
copstache wrote:jesus, KRB's on to something http://cumonprintedpics.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=3101

that's like a transcendental level of horror
"She is 15. I don't have much time to describe her but will later. I got at few pics of a pair of her panties. I will add a pic with cum in them later"
If there was a way to let the mother of this girl know what the man she ws dating was up to, and send her a link to that thread, I would do it.
Fuck, where is anon when you need them?

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:39 am
by WINSTON WOLFE
Fuck no, it gets worse:

http://cumonprintedpics.com/viewtopic.p ... 1&start=15

Scroll down this page, or not, and you get to see pics of one posters daugter, who wears a 32aa.

How do we call the cops on this douche, I mean it, thats some sick shit.

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:45 am
by nomb
...and people chose a softball forum to raid?????!!?

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:46 am
by WINSTON WOLFE
Update: I reported that shit. :betternotstartanyshit:

I feel better now, but not as good as if I had never viewed it at all.
:what:

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:07 am
by valgalder
Cum shot on my gf's hot daughter's bra.

http://cumonprintedpics.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=3101

:wank:

nevermind, already posted.. I think this forum may be worse than the real doll nerds.

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:24 am
by riley-o
http://cumonprintedpics.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=8841
ive cum in my neices shampoo bottle, and in her face cream, mix it in reall good they never know it.
ive cum on her toothbrush too, its hot know my 16 yro neice has her uncles loads in her mouth
the pedophilia revolts me and so does the incest, but both together just makes me shake my head as my emotions give up before drowning in some ruinous cocktail of massive loathing, disappointment at my species, confusion, horror...

i lived with a couple of girls once (just a roommate not a living with a girlfriend thing) and i had to resist the urge to blow a few shots in the hot one's face cream. the reason i was able to resist was because i wasn't sure which one was hers and which was the fat and ugly with a personality to match roommate's, and the idea of that pig getting to have the pleasure of some of my semen on her face made me recoil in absolute disgust. these people are making me feel at least three times more grossed out than that.

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:35 am
by Friendly Goatus
I don't see anything sexual about leaving your bodily fluids in someone's face cream or shampoo or whatever for later application. It seems more like a prank to me. Like pooping in someone's sandwich or something.

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:37 am
by riley-o
you don't see anything sexual about a hot girl unsuspectingly rubbing your jizz into her face ?
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
i mean morally i know it's wrong, but :mastoman: :mastoman: :mastoman: :mastoman: :mastoman:

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:44 am
by Friendly Goatus
Isn't the hot thing about having your semen on someone's face the actual act of dropping said load on it?

I don't really attribute much sexiness to my own jizz. As soon as it's out of dick, I pretty much forget about it.

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:49 am
by riley-o
i'm way too tired for you to be making me this angry goatus cowgoat.

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:51 am
by Friendly Goatus
I never gave you permission to use my full name. Please edit your post.

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:20 am
by Zerohero
After discovering that beastiality smut has it's own print media "label" (PET BOOKS) in that olde tymey smutt thread, I don't think any modern times stuff can be too shocking.
:?:
Who was the relapse slut from years back someone cream screamed all over and they posted here? I think this new genre was invented by someone one staff right here...

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:22 am
by Zerohero
eh_d wrote:penisnipple ansell'd c'mon ALREADY BROUGHT UP IN THREAD ZEROHERO
ah..yes.. that's the one :pizza:

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:42 am
by Sgt. Pat O'Phile
the fuck am i looking at

Re: Cum on Printed Pics

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:44 am
by spacehamster
Yeah, I'd respect this forum a lot more if the URL was Anselld.com