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so it took me a while to parse it, and leaving out all the other personal shit ancillary to the issue, but a former bandmate and friend died the other day; i hadn't heard about or from her for some years, when other friends of mine (ones that only met her once or twice) sent me i guess what you'd call condolence messages? like we hadn't been in touch for literally four years, and there wasn't any friendship left, but i feel genuinely sad and terrible for her and her family, who are uniformly good and kind people
so i guess no reunion shows, huh[/uncomfortable joke to lighten the mood]
so i guess no reunion shows, huh[/uncomfortable joke to lighten the mood]
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Shit man, sorry
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Hire one of the local chitlins to mow the motherfucker.electronichamz wrote:Something sounds mechanical wrong when I try to start it....like something is loose. I have zero motivation to resolve the problem. I went to look at new lawnmowers today and I am torn on what to do. Come this August, I won't need a lawnmower for the next four years. So do I buy a lawnmower and then try to sell it, do I get off my lazy ass and try to resolve what is loose/broken, or do I make my oldest go out with a pair of scissors?Introvert wrote:Spark plug?electronichamz wrote:Lawnmower will not start
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Pool is a little chilly.
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found out my friend barker died last night. he played in neon piss, ringers, and a bunch of other bands. he was an amazing dude. maybe some of you knew him
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Sorry to hear, Sam.
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Neon piss is such a ripper band.elephants gerald wrote:found out my friend barker died last night. he played in neon piss, ringers, and a bunch of other bands. he was an amazing dude. maybe some of you knew him
Sorry about your pal.
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Sorry bud. Apparently he was friends with a fuckton of my buddies as well.BUNGVOX wrote:Neon piss is such a ripper band.elephants gerald wrote:found out my friend barker died last night. he played in neon piss, ringers, and a bunch of other bands. he was an amazing dude. maybe some of you knew him
Sorry about your pal.
Also, fuck drugs.
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In the course of one week:
A family pet is killed by a car
Then the next day I'm tearing off some dead tree branches to keep my mind off things and a thick one breaks in my hand instead of the joint so the rest of it snaps back like a diving board and cracks the shit out of the back of my head cutting up my ear nicely.
Then the next day at work I bite my tongue so bad a little piece of it can be turned over like a flap.
Then the next day I slice my knuckle opening a door (?!) not bad but enough to bleed a bit
Then yesterday I chip my upper and lower canine teeth together on one side of my mouth, feels like a third one got dinged up in the process.
I'm hoping for prostrate cancer next
A family pet is killed by a car
Then the next day I'm tearing off some dead tree branches to keep my mind off things and a thick one breaks in my hand instead of the joint so the rest of it snaps back like a diving board and cracks the shit out of the back of my head cutting up my ear nicely.
Then the next day at work I bite my tongue so bad a little piece of it can be turned over like a flap.
Then the next day I slice my knuckle opening a door (?!) not bad but enough to bleed a bit
Then yesterday I chip my upper and lower canine teeth together on one side of my mouth, feels like a third one got dinged up in the process.
I'm hoping for prostrate cancer next
Wank night's cancelled
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Quoted for prosterityCascade Whore wrote: I'm hoping for prostrate cancer next
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Fucking bonus I've been waiting a fucking month for hasn't come yet
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How about that check from Kanye?hipster holocaust wrote:Fucking bonus I've been waiting a fucking month for hasn't come yet
Wank night's cancelled
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The company that hired my boo actually bit the bullet and took out a credit line to pay off everyone that worked that particular event that they hired for. They were decent enough to realize that if everyone that was hired went after him in court they would end up losing a lot of the money in legal fees (and that's a best-case scenario if they ended up getting paid only after actually winning the case).
So basically there isn't a boiler room in hell warm enough for that piece of shit.
So basically there isn't a boiler room in hell warm enough for that piece of shit.
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She got paid in full though?
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Yesterday my grandpa's old barn was destroyed in a tornado. Wasn't the first time though - it was built in 1907 and totalled in 1912: Great Grandpa was in the barn at the time back then
The superstructure was destroyed but the foundation (mostly) survived and the barn was rebuilt and stood strong until yesterday. This is how it looked when I visited last year:
And this is it now:
The guy who bought the property was picking round bales from the tops of oak trees this afternoon.
my dad's brother still lives nearby and was out shovelling hail from his deck when a dove flew in and said fuck it I'm going to ride around on your shoulder until all this blows over:
After the dove was done with my uncle it went and hung out with my aunt... Who's FN so that probably explains everything.
The superstructure was destroyed but the foundation (mostly) survived and the barn was rebuilt and stood strong until yesterday. This is how it looked when I visited last year:
And this is it now:
The guy who bought the property was picking round bales from the tops of oak trees this afternoon.
my dad's brother still lives nearby and was out shovelling hail from his deck when a dove flew in and said fuck it I'm going to ride around on your shoulder until all this blows over:
After the dove was done with my uncle it went and hung out with my aunt... Who's FN so that probably explains everything.
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Hahaha...Cascade Whore wrote:In the course of one week:
A family pet is killed by a car
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When is you're family going to take you out behind the shed and crack you skull open with a ball peen?the awesome Assassin wrote:Hahaha...Cascade Whore wrote:In the course of one week:
A family pet is killed by a car
Wank night's cancelled
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Hopefully this Friday, you'll get a used blender from work!! That or the Texas Instruments calculator"Cascade Whore wrote:When is you're family going to take you out behind the shed and crack you skull open with a ball peen?the awesome Assassin wrote:Hahaha...Cascade Whore wrote:In the course of one week:
A family pet is killed by a car
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my good buddy was told by his family doc that his flank pain was constipation. Now he just had an emergency appendectomy and sections of his bowel removed.
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hipster holocaust wrote:Pro dove
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
more dove... With aunt
Edit #2... Apparently one of the 12"x12"x40' monster roof beams of the barn was found sticking straight up out of the ground 1/4 mile away. That's a hard as piece of 105yo wood
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Fact #7
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
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The bums lost
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I'm just realizing that Wikipedia says I'm a millennial and not a gen-Xer
(I was born early 1980)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_X
this is complete bullshit and due to selective referencing of newer references, probably due to millennials skewing shit to include my outstanding peers in their garbage generation
(I was born early 1980)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_X
this is complete bullshit and due to selective referencing of newer references, probably due to millennials skewing shit to include my outstanding peers in their garbage generation