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Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:21 pm
by neckbeard
I for one am glad to see a Sherriff with the morals and courage to liberate the lowly cock...

PHOENIX -- Sheriff Joe Arpaio rolled out the tanks to take down a man suspected of cockfighting.
West Valley residents in the neighborhood are crying foul after armored vehicles, including a tank, rolled into their neighborhood to make the bust.
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In a massive show of force on Monday, the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office executed a search warrant and arrested the homeowner, Jesus Llovera, on charges of suspected cockfighting.
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Campus said he believes the entire scene was basically a stage, to help actor Steven Seagal’s TV show, “Lawman.”
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Seagal was riding in the tank.
Oh wait
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115 birds were euthanized on the spot.
http://www.kpho.com/news/27272012/detail.html
there's a video there, but i didn't see the tank when I watched.

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:28 pm
by hana maru
*sigh* arizona.

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:36 pm
by delmuerte
Haha, and you thought this would happen in LA first.

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:49 pm
by krudmonk
don't Arizonacate our state

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:51 pm
by Zerohero
does euthanized mean fried, frickaseed or baked?

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:52 pm
by hana maru
that piece of shit sheriff is a media whore and welcomes any opportunity to be in front of cameras. i can't stand him.

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:04 pm
by krudmonk
that'd be cool if Seagal ran over Arpaio in the tank. Charlie Sheen would be so jelly.

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:07 pm
by triple clutcher v2.5b
Image

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:12 pm
by Toxicarius
Zerohero wrote:does euthanized mean fried, frickaseed or baked?
BBQ'd :drooly:

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:25 pm
by John Jr.
i'd be willing to work for migrant wages for a year if i could just see steven segal and jesse ventura get into kickboxer-esque glass-hands match to the finish.

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:26 pm
by milkmandan
U N D E R S I E G E

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:29 pm
by triple clutcher v2.5b
STEVEN SEAGAL ... IS ... COCK EUTHANIZER

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:29 pm
by jakebonz@work
milkmandan wrote:Image

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:35 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
It seems to me, that those roosters, Were Marked for Death.

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:56 pm
by CoconutBackwards1
Pisscubes wrote::fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:

Oh for the love of fuck.

Entertainment dictating how law enforcement is handled. Awesome. I can't wait until my local PD's marketing department tells them that the overall force's Q rating drops when they fail to tase drunk subjects and it would really help the ratings if they just started shocking more people.
Hahhahaha

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:07 pm
by monsterod
What a terrifying place to have to live. AZ is truly dark territory....

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:16 pm
by From Blintzes to Crepes
Seems like someone was..... Out For A Kill

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:22 pm
by jakebonz@work
Wasn't Seagal a lawman in some city in the Southeast?

If he's bouncing around from town to town, I guess that would make him a Mercenary for Justice.

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:24 pm
by monsterod
Gotta wonder how they managed to euthanize that many cocks on the spot. You're think over a hundred cocks running around in the street would be....hard to kill....

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:26 pm
by milkmandan
I just goes to show that NO MAN is ....Above the Law...

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:30 pm
by jakebonz@work
milkmandan wrote:I just goes to show that NO MAN is ....Above the Law...
But really...what moron made the Executive Decision to send a tank after The Foreigner. The guy should be Pistol Whipped.

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:39 pm
by John Jr.
jakebonz@work wrote:Wasn't Seagal a lawman in some city in the Southeast?

If he's bouncing around from town to town, I guess that would make him a Mercenary for Justice.
:what:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/12/ma ... ent-663340

he's probably a "special reserve officer", which means that he can work with any jurisdiction that will let him ride along, and he can even carry his damn gun on an airplane.

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:40 pm
by ghost boner
today you die

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:47 pm
by spacehamster
Unless he got out of the tank and ko'd the guy with that wicked awesome kick he taught Anderson Silva, I shall be forced to scoff at this story.

Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:48 pm
by John Jr.
every time i try to imagine this, all i get is the end scene of the Aykroyd/Hanks "Dragnet"