ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

[FVBTVS]

the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics, the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying, "wait you felt that way? we were all feeling this way?"

do men have someone like that?

[Eight Bit Alien]

Gary Busey!!

[MPD]

saw this channel for the first time the other day.

[Necrometer]

In my country, no one appreciated my efforts on inventing this algorithm. On the contrary, the XXXXX University even want to punish me for I revealed the truth of XXXXX's graduate paper. I cannot believe the fact that I didn't done anything wrong with scientific rules during my master research career. They tried all kinds of ways to punish me after I left the campus just for my honest attitude in pursuing science. My head, stomach and ears always feel painful and seem can be controlled by microwaves when I hear their voices. Even small insects like spiders can be attracted to my body by this device when I sit down on a couch or something else.

What's more, I didn't know why my head always hear someone talking inside with echoes and stomach sometimes feel painful like needles pin down the skin. The ears can always hear someone talking inside too, actually they may installed some kind of tiny electronic devices in my head or my stomach or my ears. What's more, this device can attract kinds of insects like spiders, mosquitoes, even snakes, etc. I guess that this tiny electronic device can transmit information via microwaves communication. I tried to use my Honeywell earplugs or headsets to cut down these sounds, it helped but couldn't work well as five years ago. These sounds also exist in my head. What stranges to me is these sounds are all low frequency sounds, they are just like bats talking but with human voice. During the past five years, I always tried to find out the truth why should I suffered from these. Actually these are all evil dreams for me over the past five years.

If someday I died for these things, I shall say that the world should pay me the debts of justice of science off. I cannot believe that how horrible these things could happened on a boy of his twenties in my ever loved country. They don't like science, but they admire power. I really hated them but the only thing that I could do was to share these papers to you.

(partially redacted; I now have the papers )

[FVBTVS]

I know this comment will go unnoticed, but keep me in your prayers please. I used to have 5 brain tumors, but now only have 1 left to go. In the past I became deaf, had thoughts of suicide, and even started having seizures. If you’re reading this I hope things get better for you and your family. God bless you all

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could you guys please tag @champagnepapi & ask him to donate to my gofundme please

[the awesome Assassin]

I know this comment will go unnoticed, but keep me in your prayers please. I used to have 5 brain tumors, but now only have 1 left to go. In the past I became deaf, had thoughts of suicide, and even started having seizures. If you’re reading this I hope things get better for you and your family. God bless you all

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could you guys please tag @champagnepapi & ask him to donate to my gofundme please

Yay I made the list!
I’ll take it as a compliment coming from the kings of “journalism’s” clickbait dumbfucks!

[cxwx]

If you support Palestine, ask yourself why Gaza doesn't have a femboy Hooters. Says a lot about society.

[FVBTVS]

lady at my bar just ate a fry and said “I love these flavors. the taste of it”

[the awesome Assassin]

saw this channel for the first time the other day.

This was hard to watch.

[cxwx]

lady at my bar just ate a fry and said “I love these flavors. the taste of it”

[FVBTVS]

Reminder that cartman, kenny, kyle and stan would not support isr@el btw !!!

Be like them and support Palestine from the genocide, Boycott disgusting companies like Mcdonalds, Starbucks, KFC and more.

[Geeheeb]

Wasn’t there a boy that was eaten by his Grindr date? That was in western Michigan! I guess Dahmer ate multiple guys but the dude in Michigan just ate one.

[featherboa]

> Use brush to clean tombstones

[Necrometer]

She came on about 2 hours late, it was raining, she flipped off the crowd when she felt she didn’t get the response she wanted, it was basically watching a worn animatronic going through the motions and disappear

[the awesome Assassin]

I already refuse to shop at Metro after they tried to charge $35 for 1.75 pounds of lunch meat. I sent it back and asked the deli girl why someone wouldn’t just go to Firehouse Subs and get some delicious giant subs for less money?

[FVBTVS]

[Necrometer]

MY GRANDPA GOT SURGERY IM GOING TO PLAY THIS FOR HIM WHEN I GO VISIT TODAY AFTER MY LUNCH

[FVBTVS]

doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there’s no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell

[the awesome Assassin]

They don’t need a new album. I like it better when bands have 7 albums or less in their discography. I’ve never seen a metal band with 10+ good albums. They don’t exist

[Necrometer]

Leave. Tracy. Chapman. ALONE.

[the awesome Assassin]

Not only does driving a car to work take business away from horse breeders and carriage makers, it also gives the impression that you don’t care about the environment by opting for gasoline engines. Stop all technological advances to keep jobs.

[Necrometer]

Left me speechless! The only thing I could think of leaving the theater is that some kid will watch Dune: Part Two & feel EXACTLY what I felt watching Revenge of the Sith in theaters In 05.

[the awesome Assassin]

absolute modern classic! gandolfini & hardy is the most charismatic duo we didn’t know we need. the one is masterfully playing with words, the other is killing it with his eyes alone. also it’s written by dennis lehane who gave us mystic river, shutter island, gone baby gone

[FVBTVS]

Who are your favorite writers writing fiction about fatness, food, hunger and eating disorders ???

[Necrometer]

I consider myself to not have gotten my money’s worth if I’m not bleeding by the end of a show (from the mosh pit) but this was outright sexual assault on what was probably a minor.