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[fallbacktostone]

my favorite sludge doom band of all time
ohiogrinder 1 year ago

second genuine spit dribble take of the week

[Pooeyegg]

Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, ... which is why we often need to poop and fart right after a meal. .... for centuries that retaining flatus is bad for the health. ...

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

Guys, you have it all wrong. This is Progressive Post-Avant Math Jazzcore.
FiendJesterChaos 2 weeks ago

[Necrometer]

Whats cool about marching is everyone has to do the same thing. Just seeing them marching in such a manner... wow. I bet their arms got tired after a while of keeping them up.

[riley-o]

Nice to hear the fanclubsong of the loosers, murderers and cowards from World War II. We will not forget this scum. The only good nazi is a killed one!

jt123egypte 1 week ago

@jt123egypte he he, yep! you killed me....of laughs! ha ha ha ha.
hellcatz88 2 days ago

[SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!]

Wow at all the climate change deniers in this thread.
You know that you guys, along with fundamental religious types (usually the same people) have made me actually consider suicide? I got over that, but shit, you guys are so dangerously misguided.

[E.E 3.0]

[E.E 3.0]

[E.E 3.0]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[badgevvrecker]

Wow at all the climate change deniers in this thread.
You know that you guys, along with fundamental religious types (usually the same people) have made me actually consider suicide? I got over that, but shit, you guys are so dangerously misguided.

the weathers always changing.

[Necrometer]

you don't like pantera. your opinion is invalid.

[copstache]

pffft i'd argue that ISN'T ridiculous

[E.E 3.0]

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[E.E 3.0]

[Necrometer]

thankk you Anthony! most of the rewiews for this album are pretencious andwrong. Morbid Agnel 4ever!

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

i'm sorry for the ignorace but who's shorty??
wolfland46 4 days ago

[Necrometer]

Conan the barbarian version 2.011 is a good entertainment. First, I did not expect too much from a movie that has "the barbarian" in its title. Second, I am not specially a fan on the 80's movies, nor did I read the original material for the character.

The film has a decent history. The landscapes, scenes and sets are beautiful. Overall good cinematography, and good action scenes. The choice of the actors is wise, they deliver well, and Jason Momoa does a good job as Conan. Way better than the governator.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

as a blackgirl, i totally appreciate this song! & now.. i wanna go bone a whiteguy! <3333
anisiamarie19 1 month ago

[GoreyGibbler]

In my dreams I'm in a private corner of a Turkish nightclub wearing a purple velvet fez and matching silk pajamas. Kim Kardashian is belly dancing in front of me as I puff contentedly on a hooka pipe filled with black Turkish hashish and munch on pistachios. The house band is Ersen ve Kardaslar. I never want to wake up.

[Necrometer]

We’ve made “The Bier Drinker’s Light” by brewing light bier that tastes like bier. “Like” us if you like bier.

[riley-o]

why wont aliens teach us fucking economics

[Honky Kong 64]

Nightwing is lacking a pelvis. Take a lifedrawing class some time.

[Necrometer]

Lego's are worth every penny they charge!!! my autistic son played with them and it sparked his imagination more than anything I, as a teacher, ever saw!!! He was very bright but was killed at age 19 when he drank underage with relatives and then got into his car. He was very bright but also very vulnerable with the crowd. MANY are killed like this. What good did all his high school learning do when they didn't teach kids to not drink and drive. I spent 13 years speaking to kids about this as a retired teacher. His death has touched many!! SO FOR PETE'S SAKE, DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.
PlayMadness 3 weeks ago 63

@PlayMadness Then everything is in order, sir.
Saharaplace 3 weeks ago 49

[Wormholegenerator]

If you can't pull it off, do the next best thing. Actually, do this anyway. Go on ebay and buy an alarm clock with hidden cam (can find for 50-100) with remote and tf card, color HD quality. Bread her clock or alarm clock. When she complains about it give her your "extra" one that you never used and set it up for her. Then Fap away and mom porn.