ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

[riley-o]

Context: i keep seeing this vaccine shit because friends on facebook like it

[Necrometer]

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because the rapist killer guy in The Fall is playing that guy, my lady friend admitted she read that book on her kindle because she was too ashamed to actually hold a physical copy and that the experience probably shaved precious IQ points off her when she finished..

she sent me that amazon review to summarize her feelings

context bylaws official broken

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300+ posts in our thread for that goddamned story:
/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=48087

Once in the apartment, I open the gift box and find my
MacBook Pro laptop, the Blackberry, and another
rectangular box. What is this? I unwrap the silver paper.
Inside is a black, slim, leather case.
Opening the case, I find an iPad. Holy shit . . . an
iPad. A white card is resting on the screen with a message
written in Christian’s handwriting:

Anastasia -- This is for you.
I know what you want to hear.
The music on here says it for me.
Christian

Holy cow. I have a Christian Grey mix-tape in the
guise of a high-end iPad. I shake my head in disapproval
because of the expense, but deep down I love it. Jack at
the office has one, so I know how they work.
I switch it on and gasp as the wallpaper image appears:
a small model glider. Oh my. It’s the Blanik L23 [Ed: this is a model plane]
I gave him, mounted on a glass stand and sitting on what I think is
Christian’s desk at his office. I gape at it.
He built it! He really did build it. I remember now he
mentioned it in the note with the flowers. I’m reeling, and I
know in that instant that he’s put a great deal of thought
into this gift.
I slide the arrow at the bottom of the screen to unlock
it and gasp again. The background photograph is of
Christian and me at my graduation in the marquee. It’s the
one that appeared in the Seattle Times. Christian looks so
handsome and I can’t help my face-splitting grin, as my
inner goddess curls up hugging herself on her chaise longue
—Yes, and he’s mine!
With a swipe of my finger, the icons shift, and several
new ones appear on the next screen. A Kindle app,
iBooks, Words—whatever that is.
Holy shit! The British Library? I touch the icon and a
menu appears: HISTORICAL COLLECTION. Scrolling down,
I select NOVELS OF THE 18TH AND 19TH CENTURY.
Another menu. I tap on a title: THE AMERICAN BY HENRY
JAMES. A new window opens, offering me a scanned
copy of the book to read. Holy crap—it’s an early edition,
published in 1879, and it’s on my iPad! He’s bought me
the British Library at a touch of a button.
I exit quickly, knowing that I could be lost in this app
for an eternity. I notice a “good food” app that makes me
roll my eyes and smile at the same time, a news app, a
weather app, but his note mentioned music. I go back to
the main screen, hit the iPod icon and a playlist appears. I
scroll through the songs, and the list makes me smile.
Thomas Tallis—I’m not going to forget that in a hurry. I
heard it twice, after all, while he flogged and fucked me.

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jesus fucking chriiiiiiiiiist

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We love being there rain or shine. The summer on the deck is a fun relaxing time.
The winter inside when the fire place is burning as its own filling to it.
We love to host and have a friend gathering of the juggalos for food wine and good time.
When you chose this house for your vacation we know what the place hold in it.

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even worse than the losers that actually read the book are the vermin who piss themselves that its not trve bdsm

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[postaddiction]

Narcissistic Life Styles Always Have Consequences For Others And Often To Society In Total....Her Death Is A Trajedy And Shame....His Life Is A Farce And A Waste And Detriment To Society.... I Pity Him....
And Pray For Us As A Culture.....

[riley-o]

[FVBTVS]

Harrison Ford gave me the finger the instant I recognized him driving the sports car next me at a traffic light in Reading, PA in the mid-90's

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As silly as it may sound I just happen to be a very empathetic perfectionist. When I'm around people I always picture how they feel, what they're thinking, etc.. And at the same time my perfectionism makes me have exact expectations for everything. I don't feel as uncomfortable around gay men as I don't really care about men all that much.. But having in mind that I have this image of the perfect feminine girl in my mind, being around lesbian/bi women quite literally hurts me.

[riley-o]

Then learn about healing naturally. My mom cured her pancreatic cancer by educating her self. The director of Cancer research said to my parents "whatever you are doing, keep doing it", but dispite being the director of RESEARCH, what he didn't say is; "What are you doing?" There are WAY too many dupes of the medical mofia / pharma catel. Non of us warning people have anything to gain by exposing the truths that could save YOU, other than living in a saner more conscious society. What do I expect anyone to do? Think and research, and stop giving your power away to these sudo authorities. They could have done what my mom and so many cancer survivors have done and heal thier NATURAL body, NATURALLY.

[Whee of the Dead]

Yes, it is true. I can send you a copy of the lease if you want And yes, you can find places for $1000 a month, but usually they are in places that don't have locking front doors. Take it from me. I rented a place in 2000 for $600 a month: No locking front door; a brothel in the back; nightly salsa parties outside my window until 3 AM; condoms falling from the upper floors onto the top of my air conditioner... that place goes for around $1000 now (267 W. 146th St.)

[Whee of the Dead]

actualy fuck you its beutiful art bet your i bet u are i am not a trash i know iu caused at least 30 percent of graffiti in manhattan im ace short for acer i saw my self 3 times in one vid of the 80's amd i got my dr's batchlers 'masters as wellll! the trains looked beutiful and as far as crime yeah thats bad but graffiti is not and fuck spelling if you wanna be a smart asssss dgjhdfgjh

[frost]

Because the new show is actually fucking watchable, and hilarious. It is not mediocre, celestia damn it. I think my favourite part was when Twilight Sparkle, imbued with the power of all the goddesses on earth battles Tirek, a big mother fucking demon that has been stealing peoples souls for power. Also, the show has slavery, racism, bullying and a whole lot of things that will make you question if this is really a kids show. They literally have a whole episode dedicated to the town being racist. (They fucking boarded up their houses because a harmless zebra came to town. Once they accidentally touched some things they shouldn't have and end up getting a disease, they blame it on the zebra as if it were a gypsy curse.) Just watch the first three episodes, and decide. (It's okay, you can skip the fabulously gay dragon scene. That was awkward.) The beginning of episode 1 is kinda lore-y though, as you have to learn about all the god damn backstory like when the sun goddess celestia banished her younger sister, the moon goddess luna to the moon for 1000 years

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Then learn about healing naturally. My mom cured her pancreatic cancer by educating her self. The director of Cancer research said to my parents "whatever you are doing, keep doing it", but dispite being the director of RESEARCH, what he didn't say is; "What are you doing?" There are WAY too many dupes of the medical mofia / pharma catel. Non of us warning people have anything to gain by exposing the truths that could save YOU, other than living in a saner more conscious society. What do I expect anyone to do? Think and research, and stop giving your power away to these sudo authorities. They could have done what my mom and so many cancer survivors have done and heal thier NATURAL body, NATURALLY.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[FVBTVS]

think and research

[riley-o]

Sudo authorities

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Medical mofia

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...a similar intelligence shines through the world-beating science-based sitcom, The Big Bang Theory. Trite as some of its scripts may be, Big Bang has a stronger grasp than either of these movies of how science really works, bouncing along on a melee of inspiration, treachery, serendipity and teamwork. Big Bang's barrage of cameos, from the likes of physicist Brian Greene and even Hawking himself, speaks to its credibility and fan base inside the scientific community. Its appeal carries an important message, too: scientists are not circus freaks; they are just people, whose work lets them express their inner nerd.

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[kelly]

The evolution of the history of life, has been studied and resources since the beginning of time. There have been tremendous advances in the studies of billions of species and how they evolve through their natural selection. Scientists have discovered fossil evidence that goes back six million years that have been found in our natural habitat, the American- wilderness. The United States government is a major threat that will modify by elimination, the well-being of our natural habitat, because of the greed of profit.

[ghost boner]

wow... i just an outer body experience

[ghost boner]

He Pours Eggs Into Cauliflower. What Happens Next, Changes EVERYTHING!

[kelly]

A husband shows his feelings in different ways. His wife knows how strong the love is. Can people really understand the truth on how love works. Is this something that is hard to do for a lot of people.

[riley-o]

I no make a party, my friends say Hey Walid come make a party....I say nooo I make a training, I make a training two times !

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My tax money will pay for a traitor to get his mal-wired brain re-wired? ARE YOU F-ING KIDDING ME?! Have we paid off the debt already?

If Grey had been fat and ugly everyone would have found him creepy and assumed he was a serial killer. But of course because he is OMG SOT HOTZ LOL!1! its perfectly okay that he stalked her to her place of work, tracked her phone, bribed her and forced her into a relationship with horrendously expensive gifts, and broke into her apartment and sexed her submission after she just JOKED about leaving him.

Every girl's dream come true folks. Rolling my eyes the entire time at the girls in the theater gushing with his every gesture. If he looked like Steve Buschemi it would have been a different story entirely.