ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

[ghost boner]

and mom porn

[Necrometer]

Thanks for the great post. Personally, I'm particularly a fan of heads in piss-filled toilets.

[Pooeyegg]

Trolling for toilet trash with my sizeable bait provides numerous opportunities to set cause I'm gonna stuff this rod ball deep down your hungry little faggot throat."He moved closer and placed his heavy tool on my bald head"

[fallbacktostone]

My problem with these tales is that the Second face would not age it would die as an infant, it wouldnt talk nor have teeth. Lets say that they shared a belly, i dont know if thats possible. Du anyway. I think i read somewhere that one cant survive without a spinalcourt. Yeah also they need a brain and a hearth.

[Necrometer]

oh dear febtes

the mind, even the dog mind is such a freakin interesting things. Thundershirts, who knew!

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

rap is music. you just obviously havent heard real rap. that shit on the radio aint rap.and neither is icp
PunkValenzuela 1 day ago

[fallbacktostone]

oh dear febtes

?

are my contributes not of the highest echelon and variety>?

i think they are

[Necrometer]

no no no

it was like

regarding febtes' post: "oh dear" (me)

[Idget Child]

try walkin down the street wit a bunch of gang bangers ready to shoot you. thats scary! or... it was... im kina used to it now.. but yeh id take a lonley dark forest any day...

[Necrometer]

This song fucking makes me crie...thinking of my past as a brave man...and now what have I become? Just a product of consumist society....Please Spirit of mine, forgive myself

[Raw Ting]

What didn't she do? Well the big thing was she lied to me about having syphilis made me go get tested and after I did that she told me she made it up to see if I would stay with her thinking she had a STD. She was also a big liar, but wasn't very good at it. Also she was a huge drama queen, she once spilled kool aid in my living room and she wanted to kill herself because she thought I was going to hit her for that, which I wasn't. Her family was also very crazy. Her bro is like 21 probably and he plays with toys. Her mom thought I was a serial killer. And her dad caught us eating at her moms house and wanted to have me arrested for no reason. She was also bisexual and asked me if it was okay if she can leave me temporarily to try girls and come back to me. When I told her she could if she would share the other girl, she got all pissed off and accused me of wanting to cheat. While we dated she claimed she was asked out by one of the Buffalo Bandits players and said yes and said that she "forgot she was taken". She ruined my birthday once because she said for my birthday I can make her listen to all my music for a day, and watch a movie of my choice. So we put on my music she listened to it but also complained the entire time so much I told her she can put on her shit so she would stop bitching. Then for xmas I bought her a really expensive necklace. Worst idea ever. She would use the necklace (and pretty much anything else I bought her) as a weapon against me. When we argued she would tell me she is throwing the necklace off a bridge if I don't apologize, or ripping up a stuffed animal I bought her if she doesn't get what she wants. One time we went to the casino to eat and I ended up losing her for like 15 minutes. I found her and asked her where she was she got all upset because she felt I was putting her on a leash. Also whenever she gets upset, she immediately whips out her cell phone and texts her friend everything I am doing wrong before she talks to me about it.

[Raw Ting]

Thinks its sad that guys that brag about their dick size, and beat up women when they don't have sex with them, get more responses on dating sites because they look good, then a nice guy like me has to beg for responses because I am fat.

wow. an environmentally sound meal! who gives a f*ck?! i'll bet you think you're special for having a low carbon meal.... why do i have to listen to your f*cking politics to get a good recipe?????
sethr83 6 months ago

[Necrometer]

dude come on dont leave slipknot related comments on a video belonging to a band that has no relation to them. thats disrespectful.

[Pooeyegg]

About a month ago all of us (my f-i-l, my m-i-l, hubby, myself, my one year old baby girl, my hubby's 20 year old sister) got our heads shaved at Tirupati.

Back home, the 'semen head bath' was wonderful. With no hairs but sandpapery bristles on my head he got wonderful feelings rubbing his penis and gently hitting its tip on my bald head. Both of us came in five minutes. His semen spread over my bald head giving a wonderful sensation.

[riley-o]

only 1 kind of rap isn't bullshit.. and thats: Epic rap battle of history

everything else is shit

long live the Ozzy music the real music
jamestheepicfan111 2 days ago 2

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

my dad used to like punk now he watched fox news 24 hours a day...go irony

ultrabean 2 weeks ago

[copstache]

but most of the time... their pu****s are very Hairy and pree looks like they don't clean it.. I over heard that from 2 adults chatting

mardyengel04 1 week ago

[fallbacktostone]

All in all this movie was hands down an awesome Ninjitsu experience, with enough blood to keep fans satisfied.

[Honky Kong 64]

Ive just gotten out of the hospital again.....does anyone have a couch i can sleep on for two hours

[Necrometer]

Hotter than hell today to punish the blog victims at Fashion Week wearing three too many layers. Marinate in bow tie sweat and die slow you effete scum.

[fallbacktostone]

I LOVE how the whole band is caucasion but has sooo much soul !
alicemariah 3 months ago 7

[Necrometer]

god this is epic, it's like the sound waves that this band produces form into a big, but tight, vagina made of sound, then you use it to bring yourself to orgasm,

[fallbacktostone]

My guess is that they take the microphone and put it in front of the amp making a high pitch feedback sound. I used to do it back when I made noise.
Samoriah 2 years ago

[Necrometer]

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

"I don't care what no body say"? Nice illiterate ebonics. Stupid asses. "Keepin it real" by being an illiterate piece of shit.
SoulrapeR100 7 minutes ago