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Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 2:12 pm
by ghost boner
I bought 4 appliances from midway our family owned local appliance store . My kitchen is tore up due to remodeling I put all in except dish washer sales guy didn't tell me I needed to buy a kit to hook it up so later I call and ask ( where is the electrical cord ) oh you have to buy a kit DUGH !!!!! Why didn't he tell me when I bought it long story short they want to charge me 100.00 dollars to hook it up BULLSHIT 😾I work and don't have time to google it so any one please can hook up my dishwasher for a fee . Really dissatisfied with midway appliance ripping off local customers.

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 8:59 pm
by FVBTVS
I love these OLD day tunes,when Men were men,women were women and the world liked it that way !!! When GOD was law,accepted,and society didn't MURDER my Fathers children by abortion !! When GOD still BLESSED America !!! GOOD OLD DAYS !!!! 18 years I have known Dolly (PERSONALLY),and SHE will tell you how GOD'S BLESSINGS ARE NEEDED ESPECIALLY IN TODAYS WORLDS ,and HOW GOD BLESSES HIS !!!!

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:50 pm
by Necrometer
what is AAAAGAGUAAAAUGUAUCAUUGAGAGAGAGCGGCUC supposed to mean
Two numbers, 9 & 11 - alone mean nothing, together mean everything.

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:20 pm
by Wormholegenerator
The fuck is with all these Brazilians talking about nike and satan

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:35 pm
by FVBTVS
Necrometer wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:50 pm
Two numbers, 9 & 11 - alone mean nothing, together mean everything.
:drooly:

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:16 pm
by Wormholegenerator
Remember my moms kicked my ass in Macys in 1991 while this was playing.

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:36 am
by Eight Bit Alien
^^^But as Billy Joel told us, "Sometimes a fantasy is all you need."
I have no problem fantasizing about hot mother-daughter duos--sometimes I find myself dwelling on Blondie and Cookie Bumstead, the hottest women on the comics page. :tup2:

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 6:55 pm
by FVBTVS
Say goodbye to my little friend. Tuesday morning I am having surgery to remove the lipoma under my left jaw line.

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:10 am
by Necrometer
:lol: :tup:
Any self-respecting, non-straight woman would never use the word “girlfriend” to designate a platonic friend. And she certainly had no idea about the hints she was putting out: After all, girls’ high schools and colleges are petri dishes for young lesbians. Her usage of “girlfriend” doesn’t make me very gay, I mean, er, happy. So here’s a thought: Straight women shouldn’t be allowed to use the word.
likely from one of those mic-style procedurally-generated articles febtus posted about

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:51 pm
by Wormholegenerator
Not to mention sexual harassment. Do you know how many dicks I saw in the drive thru? Guys think it's hilarious to jerk off at the window.

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 2:31 pm
by FVBTVS
trans woman poet. gayest gay who ever gayed. criest cry who ever cried. full-length poetry collection THERE SHOULD BE FLOWERS available @

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:29 pm
by Necrometer
I actually have a very respectable profile on PornHub

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:46 am
by THE KILL
Necrometer wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:50 pm
Two numbers, 9 & 11 - alone mean nothing, together mean everything.
I have no idea why this is so hilarious but it certainly is!

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:07 am
by FVBTVS
its fucking majestic

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:42 pm
by Necrometer
Get someone truly gritty and intense and masterful like Paul Thomas Anderson or Inaritu to make a masterpiece for a new star wars.

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:05 am
by Necrometer
I just spit on the bitch’s clit like whoa and she go OOOOOHHHHHH and cumm like a monster. Just tell he to do that on she.

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:39 am
by Chigurh
Kathreyn Hegel's lesbian sister takes her to Trump Tower for a gypsy hoe down and seance. Katheryn Hegel appears under an assumed name. Way too much emphasis on Turkish belly dancing. Cher would have been a better choice for Herione than Hegel under an assumed name.

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:36 pm
by Necrometer
lordofthering 22 1 month ago
yes these commertals

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:28 am
by ghost boner
Jennifer Lawrence has got to be possibly the dumbest female on this planet! She thinks the hurricane is because Donald Trump is president. And it is taking attention away from her new movie! What a self entitled narcissistic creep! This was as nice as I could put this because the words I wanted to use would not be appropriate towards other females. What is she doing to help the displaced hurricane victims? All she cares about is promoting her movie.

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:26 am
by riley-o
(You shouldn't describe yourself as femme if you're straight, though, as you'd be misappropriating the term and contributing to femme erasure by ignoring the inherent queerness of this identity)

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:07 pm
by ghost boner
Batman for hire
Birthday parties
Company parties
Very similar to Hollywood version
5'4
Slim
Mexican





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i really, really miss the spoiler tag :(

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:42 pm
by FVBTVS
What cut of beef do you think the Engineers from Prometheus like the best?

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:42 pm
by riley-o
I always had a question, respect to the founder of bjj, however when they found the art and invented it , did they themselves start at white belt? Or did they declare themselves as black and make everyone else start at white???? I'm thinking of creating my own art lol no joke either, so do I start at white in my own art, or get on eBay buy a black belt and declare myself as a master ??? This is a serious question although sounds slightly abnormal...

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:31 am
by FVBTVS
It's called growling, and with the proper technique it doesn't hurt your throat at all, or more than singing in a normal voice does.

Re: ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:40 am
by Necrometer
there's two newsletters I'm ready to subscribe to