Five Finger Donkey Punch - new bassist flyer
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this is the perfect shitty band.
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weakest response everTony Twist wrote:These dipshits just don't stop.
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FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Guitarist Says New Single Is 'A Direct Response' To Internet Haters - Sep. 1, 2011
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It's anonymous so it's pretty safe to drum up the most horrible stuff you can think of and not have to accept responsibility for it. That's pretty weak. Ivan [Moody, vocals], who is responsible for 99.5% of the lyrics, had originally written them as "I'm Fucking Over It." We told him we weren't sure if he should say that, there's got to be a more clever way of saying the same thing. We tossed around some ideas and came up with "I'm Under And Over It," which actually fits the whole concept of how much work is involved and how we're under a lot of pressure. Even though we enjoy what we do, you can't get away from it. As far as the success of the song, it's now No. 8 on the Active Rock charts after three weeks, so we're very happy with that. It's a pretty aggressive song; we didn't know how it was going to perform at radio. We're really pushing the boundaries which is kind of what we're all about anyway, taking chances.
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A NEW LEVELLLLLL
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life kills. hhhhhhh
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If you sound anything close to Bela(my middle name BTW) you're nailing the accent pretty well my friend.Pisscubes wrote:I'm stomping around the apartment yelling, "Look at me, I'm Vik, I'm a big fucking fag" and "Fuck you, Chevy JEW!" in a hungarian accent (ok, it's more of a Bella Lugosi impression)
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cancel music. there's no where else to go from here.Necrometer wrote:A NEW LEVELLLLLL
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i do like that the takeaway lesson they got from pantera was the useless macho swagger
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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the takeaway lesson my band got from Pantera was that heroin is good for back pain.copstache wrote:i do like that the takeaway lesson they got from pantera was the useless macho swagger
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maybe the next lesson they'll take will involve getting murdered onstage
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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I just hope that singer doesn't die without something awesomely comedic happening with regard to him being outed as a midget,
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Fatal head injury after falling off of a stack of phonebooks.Necrometer wrote:I just hope that singer doesn't die without something awesomely comedic happening with regard to him being outed as a midget,
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the main difference is that zakk wylde wouldn't play piano in a body of water after he died
i mean he might, but they would be unrelated
i mean he might, but they would be unrelated
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Eindleburg, if someone shot one of the members of Five Finger Death Punch in the face on stage, would you mourn him as a brother in metal....
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Must be this tall to rideNecrometer wrote:I just hope that singer doesn't die without something awesomely comedic happening with regard to him being outed as a midget,
"Yeah, look, bro. I'm head and shoulders above that height line."
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God I missed this place.
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i saw a 90 pound soaking wet 18 year old kid the other daying wearing an xl size shirt of this band. it was brand new and the sleeves were still hard and pointing outward and not fitting around his arms and he just looked like he was wearing a giant black grocery bag with some crap written on it.
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The best are 5 feet tall?
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Man if I was 13 and still had the Satanic Bible in my backpack I'd love these buffoons.
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I don't know, the lead singer seems pretty "special" to me. I kind of get it. Surprised that he's not rolling around in some wheelchair covered in welded on spikes, brass knuckles, and cans of Monster Energy Drink though.Pisscubes wrote:Van Gogh died in obscurity and these guys have legions of fans.
I think that whole "only the truly special rise to the top" shit they're spouting has some 'splaining to do.
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I had no idea community colleges set the knobs so high on the doors...dominichorton wrote:i don't think the members of this band could even get into a community college...
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There's too many haters at colleges anyways. People ain't gonna say shit to that dudes face ..........................
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Bogus. Minimum height requirements for most branches of the US military is 58 inches (51 for the navy). So those uni's are bogus.
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I had no idea that John Travolta's Battlefield Earth character had joined the band.SHOOTME wrote:
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