Five Finger Donkey Punch - new bassist flyer

[Foot Foot]

this is the perfect shitty band.

[Necrometer]

These dipshits just don't stop.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=162695

FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Guitarist Says New Single Is 'A Direct Response' To Internet Haters - Sep. 1, 2011

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It's anonymous so it's pretty safe to drum up the most horrible stuff you can think of and not have to accept responsibility for it. That's pretty weak. Ivan [Moody, vocals], who is responsible for 99.5% of the lyrics, had originally written them as "I'm Fucking Over It." We told him we weren't sure if he should say that, there's got to be a more clever way of saying the same thing. We tossed around some ideas and came up with "I'm Under And Over It," which actually fits the whole concept of how much work is involved and how we're under a lot of pressure. Even though we enjoy what we do, you can't get away from it. As far as the success of the song, it's now No. 8 on the Active Rock charts after three weeks, so we're very happy with that. It's a pretty aggressive song; we didn't know how it was going to perform at radio. We're really pushing the boundaries which is kind of what we're all about anyway, taking chances.

weakest response ever

[Necrometer]

A NEW LEVELLLLLL

OF COVERDENCE

[riley-o]

life kills. hhhhhhh

[Teebore]

I'm stomping around the apartment yelling, "Look at me, I'm Vik, I'm a big fucking fag" and "Fuck you, Chevy JEW!" in a hungarian accent (ok, it's more of a Bella Lugosi impression)

If you sound anything close to Bela(my middle name BTW) you're nailing the accent pretty well my friend.

[Foot Foot]

A NEW LEVELLLLLL

OF COVERDENCE

cancel music. there's no where else to go from here.

[copstache]

i do like that the takeaway lesson they got from pantera was the useless macho swagger

[Foot Foot]

i do like that the takeaway lesson they got from pantera was the useless macho swagger

the takeaway lesson my band got from Pantera was that heroin is good for back pain.

[copstache]

maybe the next lesson they'll take will involve getting murdered onstage

[Necrometer]

I just hope that singer doesn't die without something awesomely comedic happening with regard to him being outed as a midget,

[Tony Twist]

I just hope that singer doesn't die without something awesomely comedic happening with regard to him being outed as a midget,

Fatal head injury after falling off of a stack of phonebooks.

[copstache]

the main difference is that zakk wylde wouldn't play piano in a body of water after he died

i mean he might, but they would be unrelated

[soiled depends]

Eindleburg, if someone shot one of the members of Five Finger Death Punch in the face on stage, would you mourn him as a brother in metal....

[postaddiction]

I just hope that singer doesn't die without something awesomely comedic happening with regard to him being outed as a midget,

Must be this tall to ride

"Yeah, look, bro. I'm head and shoulders above that height line."

"I think they mean without the lifts, Ivan."

[\m/Johnny\m/]

God I missed this place.

[fallbacktostone]

i saw a 90 pound soaking wet 18 year old kid the other daying wearing an xl size shirt of this band. it was brand new and the sleeves were still hard and pointing outward and not fitting around his arms and he just looked like he was wearing a giant black grocery bag with some crap written on it.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

The best are 5 feet tall?

[father of lies]

Man if I was 13 and still had the Satanic Bible in my backpack I'd love these buffoons.

[Whee of the Dead]

haha

[Tony Twist]

Van Gogh died in obscurity and these guys have legions of fans.

I think that whole "only the truly special rise to the top" shit they're spouting has some 'splaining to do.

I don't know, the lead singer seems pretty "special" to me. I kind of get it. Surprised that he's not rolling around in some wheelchair covered in welded on spikes, brass knuckles, and cans of Monster Energy Drink though.

[Toxicarius]

i don't think the members of this band could even get into a community college...

I had no idea community colleges set the knobs so high on the doors...

[Tony Twist]

There's too many haters at colleges anyways. People ain't gonna say shit to that dudes face ..........................

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

.................... cause his face is 2 feet below everyone elses.

[SHOOTME]

[Toxicarius]

Bogus. Minimum height requirements for most branches of the US military is 58 inches (51 for the navy). So those uni's are bogus.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

I had no idea that John Travolta's Battlefield Earth character had joined the band.