Five Finger Donkey Punch - new bassist flyer
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thank God i'm a metal maniac...
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death by snoo snoo wrote:So you don't even try to honor the legendary SHOOTME's namesake anymore? Just drag his name through the mud by posting threads you're too cowardly to post under your real account?
Get AIDS>
FUCKIN AGREED LAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRING BACK THE REAL SHOOTIME FOR THE LORDS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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probably better than the conditions of your parole....whay can't you abide by those, by the way...nailedrightin wrote:chris narcosis wrote:FUCKIN AGREED LAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRING BACK THE REAL SHOOTIME FOR THE LORDS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How's the free chemo treating you, faggot?
the shitty gangster....gets away with nothing....hahhaaa
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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yes you are. you are a drug addict with a criminal record. they don't give you the keys to the city. they plan on having you back in jail....assholes like you are too stupid to live with us for any length of time....nailedrightin wrote:[I'm not on parole/probation, stupid.
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does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
nailedrightin wrote: To be honest I do have a warrant for that car accident.
this is guy never accepts responsibility for anything he does....you fucking asshole...a fucking worthless druggie...
whats wrong with being a man? try it once in your life, faggot...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
nailedrightin wrote: but here just because you have a criminal record doesn't mean you're on paper.
what's important is that you go to jail...
your parents nver visit....but your asshole gets fucked no matter what...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
because chemo and radiation are the exact same thing....
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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
it's fun to watch them pull out every conceivable trick in concealing the singer's midget status:
/not a canible corpse cover
/not a canible corpse cover
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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Nice! So even if someone had a way to force me into trying to join I'm already disqualified!SHOOTME wrote:* Not over 6 feet tall
What a stupid fucking band......
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riley-o wrote:no one over 6' as a requirement for joining a band is absolutely fucking hilarious
meanwhile the actual bass playing abilities are listed as a "plus"
they probably play to a backing track
"the fuck is this?, the fuck is that?"
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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
I honestly never heard this band before this thread. God damn it...
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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
I'm a white guy and I mowed my own lawn today. Did you you mow your own lawn today? And by mow your own lawn I mean scrape the green mold and pus out of your abscessed needle holes.nailedrightin wrote:soiled depends wrote:probably better than the conditions of your parole....whay can't you abide by those, by the way...nailedrightin wrote:chris narcosis wrote:FUCKIN AGREED LAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRING BACK THE REAL SHOOTIME FOR THE LORDS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How's the free chemo treating you, faggot?
the shitty gangster....gets away with nothing....hahhaaa
I'm not on parole/probation, stupid.
Shouldn't you be like, you know, doing what mexicans do and mow some white guys grass or cleaning a bathroom?
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Welp, they got their man .............
New photo shoot with the new guy and everything. Anyone who says the lead singer either needs to be crouching or standing on something is just crazy.
New photo shoot with the new guy and everything. Anyone who says the lead singer either needs to be crouching or standing on something is just crazy.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Crazy accurate that is.
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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
shoulda stipulated "NO MARRIEDs"
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Zoltan Bathory, no less.
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This band has the best youtube comments of all time...
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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
I can't express how much I hate that post nu metal meets north west choppers fashion statement floating around these days It's like I envision a massive trailer park planet (much like the junk yard planet in Nightmare on elm street 4) where kid rock an disturbed albums play non stop while larry the cable guy, dog the bounty under and the different fast and furious movies are the only things that play on the tv sets and the only commercials are for military enrollment.........They even throw a little bit of a shitty rockabilly meets rancid look at the same time, all ground up in one of those muffin monster machines to shit out what ever the fuck it is I'm looking at in those photos. Worse than the hippest of hipsters.
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Cascade Whore wrote:I can't express how much I hate that post nu metal meets north west choppers fashion statement floating around these days It's like I envision a massive trailer park planet (much like the junk yard planet in Nightmare on elm street 4) where kid rock an disturbed albums play non stop while larry the cable guy, dog the bounty under and the different fast and furious movies are the only things that play on the tv sets and the only commercials are for military enrollment.........They even throw a little bit of a shitty rockabilly meets rancid look at the same time, all ground up in one of those muffin monster machines to shit out what ever the fuck it is I'm looking at in those photos. Worse than the hippest of hipsters.
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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Hopefully while Dick the Midget here is "bouncin' da fuck up" around stage he'll fall into those spikes.
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That guy is fucking constipated, big time.SHOOTME wrote:
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Is this guy fucking serious? He's got brass knuckles on his hand while he's performing? I think these assholes are trying too hard.
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So is he calling himself a dick, or is he saying he wants dick?
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Well you'd be fucking incorrect with thinking that, fagface!Molester Stallone wrote:I don't know, you seem to be the expert on all things dick related.