Humperdink's whore thread was a dismal failure...
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Humperdink's whore thread was a dismal failure...
LOOKS LIKE THE PARTY'S OVER FAGGOT!!!!!
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the real party...is the after party. and here we are.
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i like how his justification is, "ugly people do what they gotta do." but plenty of ugos get sex (even have loving relationships and some have happy marriages!) - they don't have to search the streets for sex and pay for it. but then again, he drinks heavily and doesn't work, doesn't do anything to better himself and create a sense of self confidence...his parents support his alcoholic ass.
dude, you're not paying whores for bjs because you're ugly, it's because you refuse to take the initiative to improve yourself and your situation by getting clean and getting a job - give yourself a chance to develop a sense of self-worth, don't pat yourself on the back for paying some woman to suck your dick.
dude, you're not paying whores for bjs because you're ugly, it's because you refuse to take the initiative to improve yourself and your situation by getting clean and getting a job - give yourself a chance to develop a sense of self-worth, don't pat yourself on the back for paying some woman to suck your dick.
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hana maru wrote:i like how his justification is, "ugly people do what they gotta do." but plenty of ugos get sex (even have loving relationships and some have happy marriages!) - they don't have to search the streets for sex and pay for it. but then again, he drinks heavily and doesn't work, doesn't do anything to better himself and create a sense of self confidence...his parents support his alcoholic ass.
dude, you're not paying whores for bjs because you're ugly, it's because you refuse to take the initiative to improve yourself and your situation by getting clean and getting a job - give yourself a chance to develop a sense of self-worth, don't pat yourself on the back for paying some woman to suck your dick.
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his justification for his whole sad life is "my mom went to rehab for pills and my dad worked out of state frequently." i can't even wrap my mind around how pathetic that is.
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this is worse than that drug-dealing asshole from California who popped his head up and tried to be fucking cool after bowing out in disgrace because his mom saw him bragging about all that weed online and kicked him out of the house...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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Streven Adler wrote:hahahahahaha... i forgot about him. his comeback was one of the most embarrassing episodes this board has seen.
he was sooo stoked trying to squeeze back into that now ill-fitting gimmick....it was painful to see him pulling that weak shit in these faster, more brutal times...he never stood a chance...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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I'm not disagreeing with any of this, really, but why does prostitution offend you so much?hana maru wrote:i like how his justification is, "ugly people do what they gotta do." but plenty of ugos get sex (even have loving relationships and some have happy marriages!) - they don't have to search the streets for sex and pay for it. but then again, he drinks heavily and doesn't work, doesn't do anything to better himself and create a sense of self confidence...his parents support his alcoholic ass.
dude, you're not paying whores for bjs because you're ugly, it's because you refuse to take the initiative to improve yourself and your situation by getting clean and getting a job - give yourself a chance to develop a sense of self-worth, don't pat yourself on the back for paying some woman to suck your dick.
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i don't respect lack of self control. i'm one of those that doesn't really separate sex from intimacy and if i don't have anyone in my life i can have both with, i just don't have sex. and i know men that are similar. yes, people have sexual urges but you ultimately have control over yourself and what you do or do not do with your body.
plus, sex "work" isn't the most uh, mentally healthy thing sex workers can do for themselves. while i think it should be legal, the industry isn't exclusive to consenting adults and allows the exploitation of children and others that never chose that line of "work" - all thanks to fucks who can't control themselves.
plus, sex "work" isn't the most uh, mentally healthy thing sex workers can do for themselves. while i think it should be legal, the industry isn't exclusive to consenting adults and allows the exploitation of children and others that never chose that line of "work" - all thanks to fucks who can't control themselves.
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moral of the story: don't pay for a hummer then brag about it on the internet, unless you want to feel like shit afterwards.
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None of this has anything to do with a grown man paying a grown negress $20 to put her mouth on his dick. What the fuck do "self-control", intimacy, exploitation, blahblahblah have to do with anything? If you wanna be weird about sex, and you clearly do, then judge yourself when you buy a hooker. Not everyone shares your bizarre ideas han.hana maru wrote:i don't respect lack of self control. i'm one of those that doesn't really separate sex from intimacy and if i don't have anyone in my life i can have both with, i just don't have sex. and i know men that are similar. yes, people have sexual urges but you ultimately have control over yourself and what you do or do not do with your body.
plus, sex "work" isn't the most uh, mentally healthy thing sex workers can do for themselves. while i think it should be legal, the industry isn't exclusive to consenting adults and allows the exploitation of children and others that never chose that line of "work" - all thanks to fucks who can't control themselves.
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I was happy for the guy. You assholes ruined his moment.
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Erik, you're a helluva guy and I dig you, but you are wrong on nearly everything. Sometimes I think it's an act.
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Erik13 wrote:I was happy for the guy. You assholes ruined his moment.
But of course you're happier for the guy who gets FREE bj's....
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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I wouldn't say everything.NANOplague wrote:Erik, you're a helluva guy and I dig you, but you are wrong on nearly everything. Sometimes I think it's an act.
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soiled depends wrote: in these faster, more brutal times......
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I sense a bit of defensiveness...oh, that's right, you'd go mad without getting your dick wet on a very regular basis so you'll stick it in nearly anything. dabble in some prostitution to satisfy your urges when the bars/booty calls/internet don't pan out?monsterod wrote:None of this has anything to do with a grown man paying a grown negress $20 to put her mouth on his dick. What the fuck do "self-control", intimacy, exploitation, blahblahblah have to do with anything? If you wanna be weird about sex, and you clearly do, then judge yourself when you buy a hooker. Not everyone shares your bizarre ideas han.hana maru wrote:i don't respect lack of self control. i'm one of those that doesn't really separate sex from intimacy and if i don't have anyone in my life i can have both with, i just don't have sex. and i know men that are similar. yes, people have sexual urges but you ultimately have control over yourself and what you do or do not do with your body.
plus, sex "work" isn't the most uh, mentally healthy thing sex workers can do for themselves. while i think it should be legal, the industry isn't exclusive to consenting adults and allows the exploitation of children and others that never chose that line of "work" - all thanks to fucks who can't control themselves.
spacehampster asked me a question and i answered it from MY point of view. i don't have fucked up views about sex. my views have kept me from shitty relationships, unplanned pregnancy and stds.
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hana maru wrote:you'd go mad without getting your dick wet on a very regular basis
Guilty as charged....
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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You clearly have fucked up views about sex, as evidenced by your bitchy reactions to what other people do with their own monies and cocks. Enjoy your warped perspective, and by all means feel free to answer any questions, but don't visit your retro-victorian bullshit on the rest of us without asking politely first.hana maru wrote:I sense a bit of defensiveness...oh, that's right, you'd go mad without getting your dick wet on a very regular basis so you'll stick it in nearly anything. dabble in some prostitution to satisfy your urges when the bars/booty calls/internet don't pan out?monsterod wrote:None of this has anything to do with a grown man paying a grown negress $20 to put her mouth on his dick. What the fuck do "self-control", intimacy, exploitation, blahblahblah have to do with anything? If you wanna be weird about sex, and you clearly do, then judge yourself when you buy a hooker. Not everyone shares your bizarre ideas han.hana maru wrote:i don't respect lack of self control. i'm one of those that doesn't really separate sex from intimacy and if i don't have anyone in my life i can have both with, i just don't have sex. and i know men that are similar. yes, people have sexual urges but you ultimately have control over yourself and what you do or do not do with your body.
plus, sex "work" isn't the most uh, mentally healthy thing sex workers can do for themselves. while i think it should be legal, the industry isn't exclusive to consenting adults and allows the exploitation of children and others that never chose that line of "work" - all thanks to fucks who can't control themselves.
spacehampster asked me a question and i answered it from MY point of view. i don't have fucked up views about sex. my views have kept me from shitty relationships, unplanned pregnancy and stds.
I sense a lot of defensiveness....oh that's right, hana thinks she's a tuff guy now. the idea is to make your ad hominems funny. Bitch.
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So hana was raped by a prostitute?
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i wouldn't eitherErik13 wrote:I wouldn't say everything.NANOplague wrote:Erik, you're a helluva guy and I dig you, but you are wrong on nearly everything. Sometimes I think it's an act.
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Hahaha...that's rich.monsterod wrote:by all means feel free to answer any questions, but don't visit your retro-victorian bullshit on the rest of us without asking politely first.
I said i think prostitution should be legal. here's the thing, we're animals with urges to breed, i get that. But we're also intelligent animals who can choose whether or not to fulfill those urges. You can choose to live your life, ruled by your biological urges or make a choice to live above them. I really don't care. But you can't say that SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP SHIT doesn't happen every day by people to other people/kids/animals without a choice all to satisfy sexual urges. And then there's just how men and women fuck up their lives (and others, like their kids') because they can't stop fucking for a second to make rational decisions.
You first. Prick.the idea is to make your ad hominems funny. Bitch.
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None of this has anything whatsoever to do with hummerdick getting a bj for $20 from a woman he met. He chose a perfectly reasonable way to handle his urges, and somebody made a few bucks off of it. Maybe his rents are $20 poorer, but that's probably about as relevant to this tiff as sex trafficking, child molestation, bestiality, and other meaningless strawmen only a fucking brainless pisspants from AZ would seriously assert as a reason for condemning HD's behavior.hana maru wrote:Hahaha...that's rich.monsterod wrote:by all means feel free to answer any questions, but don't visit your retro-victorian bullshit on the rest of us without asking politely first.
I said i think prostitution should be legal. here's the thing, we're animals with urges to breed, i get that. But we're also intelligent animals who can choose whether or not to fulfill those urges. You can choose to live your life, ruled by your biological urges or make a choice to live above them. I really don't care. But you can't say that SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP SHIT doesn't happen every day by people to other people/kids/animals without a choice all to satisfy sexual urges. And then there's just how men and women fuck up their lives (and others, like their kids') because they can't stop fucking for a second to make rational decisions.
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