Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
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Santos vs. Dragon Lee
Don't watch this shit often enough to even know who these dudes are.
In the old days this would be Dick Murdoch vs. Jimmy Valiant. Those days are clearly over.
Don't watch this shit often enough to even know who these dudes are.
In the old days this would be Dick Murdoch vs. Jimmy Valiant. Those days are clearly over.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
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Zoey Starks vs. Rhea Ripley
The make up bullshit is completely overboard.
Rhea is clearly leagues beyond this other chick. Glorified jobber.
Best rack best ass. Rhea will take this one. I have no clue who this other broad is.
Do I even care? Nope.
Would let Rhea take a dump on my face.
The make up bullshit is completely overboard.
Rhea is clearly leagues beyond this other chick. Glorified jobber.
Best rack best ass. Rhea will take this one. I have no clue who this other broad is.
Do I even care? Nope.
Would let Rhea take a dump on my face.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
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Most complete version of this incident I've seen. I'm pretty sure New Jack was already super pissed from the N words flying before the match even started on top of already being annoyed at being in the match to begin with. That guy he pied in the face with his own hat is probably lucky he didn't get stabbed.
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Continued my Nitro rewatch. Haven’t watched since the spring. Dear lord, Nitro is so much better than WWE even with the Bloodline and all that. I don’t even want to comment on how much better it is than AEW, it’s embarrassing. 2 minute long Giant vs Greg The Hammer match > every Young Bucks match ever.
Jesus, Scott Norton, Meng, and the Barbarian could kill then eat the entire AEW rooster.
Harlem Heat vs Rock n’ Roll express…. does WWE even have straight up tag teams anymore?
And only the Machoman could make me want to eat a processed meat sodium stick.
Jesus, Scott Norton, Meng, and the Barbarian could kill then eat the entire AEW rooster.
Harlem Heat vs Rock n’ Roll express…. does WWE even have straight up tag teams anymore?
And only the Machoman could make me want to eat a processed meat sodium stick.
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Just watched an episode of Nitro from 96 and there was a short video promo featuring Alex Wright, Joe Gomez, Renegade, and Jim Powers. They were seemingly being touted as a faction of tanned shirtless studs.
Why this had no mileage is beyond me.
Why this had no mileage is beyond me.
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Maven has his own YouTube channel and it's some of the most boring milquetoast "aw schuck" Leave It To Beaver bullshit I've ever seen. The only interesting thing I leaned was that he developed a pretty vicious addiction to pain killers.
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I saw one of those and it sucked.
Raven’s sidekick from ECW… uh, Stevie something, can’t remember, has a YouTube where he thinks he’s the wrestling knowledge master, and breaks down wrestling stuff, like who had a better ‘spear’ Goldberg, Roman, Edge, or Rhino. It’s pretty dumb, and he’s stoking his ego big time. Boo hoo, Goldberg knocked the sperm out of you. His real claim to fame is a shoot cheap shot to JBL with a chair because JBL got rough with the Blue Meanie. BWO and Job Squad fucking suck. JBL vs Eddie in that goddamn blood bath of a match will live on in eternity.
Stevie Richards. That the jobber’s name.
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Yeah Stevie Richard's gets pretty funny when he does the electronic white board and keeps rewinding the same half a second and re explaining it over and over again. At least he was actually a real wrestler for more that 30 seconds.
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Oh, you watched it as well?
This is good.
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He said the JBL chair shot was never retaliation and was a legitimate accident.
I remember Richard's claiming that Chris Masters had fractured his face so bad with the polish hammer that his eye was sliding down out of its socket inside his skull.
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I haven’t watch AEW in a long time. Cornette keeps me abreast of the going ons, so I’m aware of the Black Scorp… I mean The Devil storyline. And it ended up being this:
Well, making Samoa Joe champ was correct at least.
Well, making Samoa Joe champ was correct at least.
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*sigh*
i hated this show, except for the last two matches and the first 8-man.
this thing annoyed the fuck out of me.
AEW has been annoying as shit for two years, other than that Continental Classic.
i hated this show, except for the last two matches and the first 8-man.
this thing annoyed the fuck out of me.
AEW has been annoying as shit for two years, other than that Continental Classic.
"the fuck is this?, the fuck is that?"
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2024
Fuck you all
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I was watching the 2000 royal rumble and realized at one point three of the four people in the ring were dead.
I decided to count how many people in this match are now deceased
Grand Master Sexy
Crash Holly
Viscera
Chyna
British Bulldog
Test
Big Bossman
Feeling old.
I decided to count how many people in this match are now deceased
Grand Master Sexy
Crash Holly
Viscera
Chyna
British Bulldog
Test
Big Bossman
Feeling old.
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how bout those vince texts huh
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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Reading his texts in his announcer voice is sublime: 3 BIG BLACK DICKS
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yeah imagine dropping 5 billion on raw and two days later its like "3 BIG LACK COCKS JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ" everywhere
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I so hope it’s true that he took dumps on women’s heads.
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I'm betting he squarted Hershey chunks right in their eyes
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The pathology of the mega rich never ceases to amaze. It's not like there aren't thousands of prostitutes he could have privately paid to fulfill whatever fetishes he could dream up. Why THIS particular woman? Why put yourself in this much personal risk? ( I suppose the risk of losing everything is also a rush, seems related to gambling addiction) guess it really is more about the need to control than anything else.