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Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:28 pm
by kevin hash
Santos vs. Dragon Lee

Don't watch this shit often enough to even know who these dudes are.

In the old days this would be Dick Murdoch vs. Jimmy Valiant. Those days are clearly over.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:51 pm
by kevin hash
Zoey Starks vs. Rhea Ripley

The make up bullshit is completely overboard.

Rhea is clearly leagues beyond this other chick. Glorified jobber.

Best rack best ass. Rhea will take this one. I have no clue who this other broad is.

Do I even care? Nope.

Would let Rhea take a dump on my face.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2023 11:57 pm
by cxwx


Most complete version of this incident I've seen. I'm pretty sure New Jack was already super pissed from the N words flying before the match even started on top of already being annoyed at being in the match to begin with. That guy he pied in the face with his own hat is probably lucky he didn't get stabbed.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 11:23 pm
by The Bill
Continued my Nitro rewatch. Haven’t watched since the spring. Dear lord, Nitro is so much better than WWE even with the Bloodline and all that. I don’t even want to comment on how much better it is than AEW, it’s embarrassing. 2 minute long Giant vs Greg The Hammer match > every Young Bucks match ever.

Jesus, Scott Norton, Meng, and the Barbarian could kill then eat the entire AEW rooster.

Harlem Heat vs Rock n’ Roll express…. does WWE even have straight up tag teams anymore?

And only the Machoman could make me want to eat a processed meat sodium stick.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:17 pm
by kevin hash
Just watched an episode of Nitro from 96 and there was a short video promo featuring Alex Wright, Joe Gomez, Renegade, and Jim Powers. They were seemingly being touted as a faction of tanned shirtless studs.

Why this had no mileage is beyond me.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 6:18 pm
by cxwx
Maven has his own YouTube channel and it's some of the most boring milquetoast "aw schuck" Leave It To Beaver bullshit I've ever seen. The only interesting thing I leaned was that he developed a pretty vicious addiction to pain killers.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 7:17 pm
by The Bill
cxwx wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2023 6:18 pm Maven has his own YouTube channel and it's some of the most boring milquetoast "aw schuck" Leave It To Beaver bullshit I've ever seen. The only interesting thing I leaned was that he developed a pretty vicious addiction to pain killers.
I saw one of those and it sucked.

Raven’s sidekick from ECW… uh, Stevie something, can’t remember, has a YouTube where he thinks he’s the wrestling knowledge master, and breaks down wrestling stuff, like who had a better ‘spear’ Goldberg, Roman, Edge, or Rhino. It’s pretty dumb, and he’s stoking his ego big time. Boo hoo, Goldberg knocked the sperm out of you. His real claim to fame is a shoot cheap shot to JBL with a chair because JBL got rough with the Blue Meanie. BWO and Job Squad fucking suck. JBL vs Eddie in that goddamn blood bath of a match will live on in eternity.


Stevie Richards. That the jobber’s name.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 8:23 pm
by cxwx
Yeah Stevie Richard's gets pretty funny when he does the electronic white board and keeps rewinding the same half a second and re explaining it over and over again. At least he was actually a real wrestler for more that 30 seconds.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 10:55 pm
by The Bill
cxwx wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2023 8:23 pm Yeah Stevie Richard's gets pretty funny when he does the electronic white board and keeps rewinding the same half a second and re explaining it over and over again. At least he was actually a real wrestler for more that 30 seconds.
Oh, you watched it as well?

This is good.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2023 12:06 am
by cxwx
The Bill wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2023 10:55 pm
cxwx wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2023 8:23 pm Yeah Stevie Richard's gets pretty funny when he does the electronic white board and keeps rewinding the same half a second and re explaining it over and over again. At least he was actually a real wrestler for more that 30 seconds.
Oh, you watched it as well?

This is good.
He said the JBL chair shot was never retaliation and was a legitimate accident.

I remember Richard's claiming that Chris Masters had fractured his face so bad with the polish hammer that his eye was sliding down out of its socket inside his skull.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2023 8:28 am
by cxwx

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:50 am
by The Bill
cxwx wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 8:28 am
Out of context, it looks like a lot of people head banging to Prodigy.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:58 am
by The Bill
I haven’t watch AEW in a long time. Cornette keeps me abreast of the going ons, so I’m aware of the Black Scorp… I mean The Devil storyline. And it ended up being this:




Well, making Samoa Joe champ was correct at least.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2023 9:55 pm
by kmfcm
*sigh*

i hated this show, except for the last two matches and the first 8-man.


this thing annoyed the fuck out of me.

AEW has been annoying as shit for two years, other than that Continental Classic.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2023 11:32 pm
by cxwx


2024

Fuck you all

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:27 am
by cxwx

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 12:57 pm
by cxwx
I was watching the 2000 royal rumble and realized at one point three of the four people in the ring were dead.

I decided to count how many people in this match are now deceased

Grand Master Sexy
Crash Holly
Viscera
Chyna
British Bulldog
Test
Big Bossman


Feeling old.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 1:17 pm
by FVBTVS
how bout those vince texts huh

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 4:27 pm
by The Bill
FVBTVS wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2024 1:17 pm how bout those vince texts huh
Also, Raw will be on Netflix? Strange.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 4:28 pm
by postaddiction
Reading his texts in his announcer voice is sublime: 3 BIG BLACK DICKS

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 4:32 pm
by FVBTVS
yeah imagine dropping 5 billion on raw and two days later its like "3 BIG LACK COCKS JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ" everywhere

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 7:04 pm
by The Bill
I so hope it’s true that he took dumps on women’s heads.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 7:38 pm
by Brutus Frank
I'm betting he squarted Hershey chunks right in their eyes

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 4:14 pm
by The Bill

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 4:26 pm
by cxwx
The pathology of the mega rich never ceases to amaze. It's not like there aren't thousands of prostitutes he could have privately paid to fulfill whatever fetishes he could dream up. Why THIS particular woman? Why put yourself in this much personal risk? ( I suppose the risk of losing everything is also a rush, seems related to gambling addiction) guess it really is more about the need to control than anything else.