godofdeadlydeath wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:02 pm
Bayley has always had a big lower half. And she had like a 6 pack so it's not like she's in bad shape? She killed it, that match was great.
She had a big gut for a WWE chick that isn’t a super weight. Almost beer belly in nature. Again, I like a soft bitch, but it was an odd visual to see in WWE, especially Wrestlemania.
I'd beat the brakes off it and dump some dick gravy on her fat stomach.
Oh....hell.....yeah.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:16 am
by godofdeadlydeath
AEW shot itself in the foot completely last night. What a fucking joke of a promotion.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:13 am
by cxwx
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:24 am
by cxwx
Koji Kitao, natures asshole.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:57 pm
by postaddiction
godofdeadlydeath wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:16 am
AEW shot itself in the foot completely last night. What a fucking joke of a promotion.
Sometimes i feel bad for Tony Khan. Like one day he'll run out of speed and realize what a hot mess his brain child has become and Budd Dwyer himself on Rampage
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 8:42 pm
by kevin hash
One can fucking dream. Fuckin dude knows jack shit about booking. Him and the young cunts are a braintrust with nothing going on.
They are so desperate its embarrassing. They got their asses left in the dust by WWE this past weekend.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:13 am
by godofdeadlydeath
They had so much fan goodwill built up for not being Vince McMahon and not being WWE, and in the 5 years they've been around, they've gotten rid of ALL of it. They partnered with Impact and it only benefitted AEW, they partnered with NJPW and poached their top talent, and now that WWE has been basically better and more consistent than ever the last 24 months, AEW has been absolutely scrambling while their TV ratings and live audiences are dwindling. Even the Reddit Squared Circle and Wrestling Twitter hivemind that used to be a "safe space" for WWE haters has begrudgingly admitted that WWE is the better product these days. Khan is a 40 year old nepobaby billionaire failson who booked to appease the Meltzer's of the world and it has all come back to bite him in the ass. Good. Fuck him.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 8:43 pm
by kevin hash
Fuck AEW.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:01 am
by godofdeadlydeath
I watched the show last night up until the Toni Storm match and then I was falling asleep so I didn't bother watching the rest. I predicted every single thing that was going to happen from that point on - Toni would retain, Ospreay and Danielson would have a match we've seen them both have with better opponents 10x over and everyone will say "Match of the Year!", the Bucks would win with the help of returning Jack Perry, Swerve would win and they'd act like it's some huge big deal (even though he's been treated like a midcarder on TV) - and yeah. The undercard was great matches, but wrestling in-ring has never been the issue with AEW, it's they can't tell a fucking story to save their lives.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:08 am
by godofdeadlydeath
Jericho leaning into the "He sucks the heat from all the young talent and then puts himself over" thing is really funny because the AEW fanbase hates it, which makes me love it more. He's a piece of shit in real life but it's funny how he's just milking Tony at this point and can justify it with "heel heat".
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:12 pm
by The Bill
Dear lord. Outside of Toni Storm slapping tits or talking about the other girl’s box, AEW is rotten. I loathe Impact because the intergender bullshit, but it’s probably the better show right now.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 6:18 am
by godofdeadlydeath
AEW hot off an overhyped PPV where people say Ospreay vs. Danielson was "the best match on US soil" (and it wasn't even Danielson's best match by a long shot) and are pumped about World Champion Swerve follows it up last night with:
Swerve struggling to beat Kyle Fletcher, ROH TV Champion whom nobody cares about
Jon Moxley defending the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship against Will Hobbs who seemed to get injured 5 minutes in and ends in a spectacularly disappointing finish
And your MAIN EVENT:
Jack Perry calling TK out in a promo to reinstate him, Tony does, then gets attacked, then the Young Bucks come out, they hit TK with their finish, and the show ends with TK's dad, Shad, looking sad and concerned for his billionaire failson...
This company SUCKS
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:51 am
by The Bill
Tony Kahn finally becoming an on screen character for real. We all knew this was coming and it will suck.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 1:12 pm
by zombiehead
My primary youtube channel got deleted, so now I'm just gonna post stupid shit like this...
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:05 pm
by cxwx
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 11:01 am
by The Bill
Pro-wrestlers using the word ‘gimmick’ like the Smurfs use ‘Smurf’ always stuck in my craw.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 11:23 am
by godofdeadlydeath
We rode in his gimmick to the hotel gimmick and then we tossed those beer gimmicks out the window when the cops came up and flashed their gimmicks behind us
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread