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i just got ROYALLY fucked by white mist that doesn't let you go back through and it forced me to fight a bossy guy when i hadn't used the bonfire nearby

i was down to 1 heal too

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how do you even use magic? my friend has soul arrows or whatever and he can't figure out how to use them
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finally beat that first boss in the tower (not the tutorial boss)

5+ hours just to do that, fml

of course, then i die on the very next screen. game needs more shortcuts...
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the one on the ramparts? taurus something? thats the one that fucked me
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yeah- two tricks:

if you have the yellow powder shit that adds lightning to your weapon, use that.

when you first get up there, climb the tower and kill the archers. go back down and walk forward until you trigger the boss guy. run all the way back, climb the tower, and do a drop attack on him before he flies up there. you'll halve his health basically if you have lightning. then you can pretty much just hack him to death if you're fast
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going to gamestop soon to pick up a strategy guide
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copstache wrote:yeah- two tricks:

if you have the yellow powder shit that adds lightning to your weapon, use that.

when you first get up there, climb the tower and kill the archers. go back down and walk forward until you trigger the boss guy. run all the way back, climb the tower, and do a drop attack on him before he flies up there. you'll halve his health basically if you have lightning. then you can pretty much just hack him to death if you're fast
yeah i got to the part where i wanted to drop attack him but he jumped up first and killed me in one hit
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fallbacktostone wrote:but he jumped up first and killed me in one hit
pretty much this whole game summed up in this sentence
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that taurus fucker
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guardianoftheblind wrote:how do you even use magic? my friend has soul arrows or whatever and he can't figure out how to use them
You have to find the Wooden Catalyst. You equip the Wooden Catalyst like you would any other weapon, then use the regular attack like any other weapon to use the magic. Also, make sure you're locked on to your intended target first, otherwise it will go wherever it wants to.
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yeah, he figured it out like 5 minutes after i posted that
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These job interviews are cutting into my time with this game...
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goddamn this game

what do i have to do to get that drop attack to work?!
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Frame rate :(
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just got RAGE. gonna take a break from this for a while to restore sanity
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Seriously though, fuck that taurus.

I'm playing a hunter, btw.
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and where did all my estrus flasks go? one minute i had ten and now max i have is 5 ?? :ax:
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I honestly can't remember fighting anything in Demon's Souls as hard as these skeletons.
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fallbacktostone wrote:and where did all my estrus flasks go? one minute i had ten and now max i have is 5 ?? :ax:
oh ok i guess im still undead so i have ksdl;asfa;f ber berber
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fallbacktostone wrote:and where did all my estrus flasks go? one minute i had ten and now max i have is 5 ?? :ax:
if a fire is "kindled" you get more than at other fireplaces. i.e. if you go to the one at the little hub area you'll have 10 again

i found a surprisingly good early game sword and shield combo but it's a little difficult to get. basically you need to have:

-10 str
-14 faith
-master key

from the main hub fireplace, go down. take the elevator, and get down to "ground level." take a right and find an enclosed spiral staircase and take it up and after you open the door you'll be in the valley of the drakes. cross the first bridge, go left, and you'll come to what looks like a dead dragon. if you're fast you can snag the sword and shield before it wakes up and kills you

sword does like 100 physical and 100 magic plus bonuses from faith i think. a far sight better than any vanilla sword you're going to find that early
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Comrade Slinky wrote:Frame rate :(
yeah. supposedly it's bad on both platforms. the underground area is fucking embarrassing.
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how about the fucking camera getting hung up on posts ? wish they would have taken a break from giving each other congratulatory handjobs on vagueries and difficulty and made some of the actual game functions a little bit better
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thats weird man i'm having zero problems with camera compared to how i was with demons souls.
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wheres this magical lightning powder? i thought i saw some at a vendor but it was only repair powder..
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i found that powder when i was making my way up the castle. you need the master key IIRC
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