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beat tutorial boss first try

hey, this ain't so bad 8)
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i beat the damn tutorial boss, no real biggie, but can't beat two skeletons O_O
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Spooky Apparition wrote:gaahhhh, i need to get my work done and go get this ASAP. jake, what kind of build do you have, and does it work well? picking a crap class and having to start over a few hours later is one frustration i think i could do without this time around.
I picked one of the mages. I like ranged magic, although I hardly use it unless I'm against something big.

Plus...I'm not all that far.
guardianoftheblind wrote:i beat the damn tutorial boss, no real biggie, but can't beat two skeletons O_O
Lure them to you one at a time. If that doesn't work, move away from them until they're not side-by-side, then slash away at the one in the front.
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protip: don't start with the fucking thief if you value your sanity. starting weapon and shield are garbage

restarted with whatever the top guy on the list is and blew through what took the thief 90 minutes to do in about 15 because the sword does TWICE as much damage
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Spooky Apparition wrote:gaahhhh, i need to get my work done and go get this ASAP. jake, what kind of build do you have, and does it work well? picking a crap class and having to start over a few hours later is one frustration i think i could do without this time around.
oh hey

yeah
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i started with wanderer but i really fought myself because i wanted to start with naked riley

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naked guy is probably better than thief

seriously
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duly noted: do not use thief
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hey jakebonz is the digital strategy guide a pdf or something and could you upload it for me/us or something?

plz?
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Curious players have also wondered about how Dark Souls on Xbox 360 will handle Party Chat and Private Chat functionality. Well, the game does not support player-to-player voice chat over Xbox Live. At all. No real surprises there. However, if players engage a Party Chat session, Dark Souls will instantly kick you out of your current game and boot you to the main menu.

"Cannot continue game while you are in party chat. Returning to title screen..." reads on on-screen prompt if in a chat session. It's similar to the way Dark/Demon's Souls handles network connection interruptions for players who take those games online—you're booted to the main menu, with your progress, location and world state saved.
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Any info on the gifts? What did you guys select?
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i took the masterkey and it's already come in handy, sort of. netted me a few extra trinkets anyhow
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i took the hp recovering thing.


hahaha those skeletons give you NOTHING when you kill them

NOTHING
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i can still use private chat :D
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HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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i KNEW that shit would work!

my skeleton tactic:
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
ok so somewhere else in the area you come across like 4 treasure chests. one of them contains a mace. after getting my ass kicked using a sword, i said "uh wait, a mace would be way more effective at crushing the bones of these dumbass skeletons." totally worked. block their first hit > normal attack with mace (stuns them) > heavy attack with mace. rinse and repeat. now how do i leave a message...
and fibtis was right

absolutely nothing
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SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
i just coax them to fight me near a precipice so i can just knock them over the side. the 20 foot one on the other hand..
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if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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apparently somebody greatly underestimated the demand for the full strategy guide and they're sold out pretty much everywhere forever

hopefully one of the lucky owners is in the process of scanning the goddamn thing
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wtf, amazon says it's out of print? just picked up the game and they were selling the strategy guide for 25% off... maybe i should go back and get it :?
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kvlt OOP strategy guide
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
$400
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hahah... someone has already listed it for $100 on ebay.

i'm going to back to gamestop to get one, screw it.
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does busting up barrels ever reveal any goodies? one time it was a hidden path, but normally its just nothing
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