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Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:00 pm
by The Schwartz
I still dont know how to slide down latters or ladders
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:07 pm
by Spooky Apparition
those 500 hours of strolling leisurely around the dark souls world is probably the best counterargument for the game being too hard that anyone could make. you're a true king
this raises a question though: did you walk the entire time in demon's souls as well, you poor bastard?
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:08 pm
by fallbacktostone
hahahahahah tap your newly found "run" button!
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:22 pm
by Blair
I imagining Schwartz stumbling across something that outclasses his character and the visual of him doing the Abe Simpson about face and casually strolling away from some giant raging monster...
I blame Dead Space for this.
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:23 pm
by The Schwartz
hahahah the funny thing is I think I remember running in demon's souls because there is no way to get past the dragons without it
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:26 pm
by The Schwartz
Blair wrote:I imagining Schwartz stumbling across something that outclasses his character and the visual of him doing the Abe Simpson about face and casually strolling away from some giant raging monster...
I blame Dead Space for this.
doesn't everyone do this?
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:26 pm
by riley-o
The Schwartz wrote:slide down latters or ladders
hahahahaha wtffffffff
i feel like we're learning so much about schwartz today
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:28 pm
by The Schwartz
I blame iphone
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:29 pm
by riley-o
for WRITING BOTH ?!
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:30 pm
by The Schwartz
I wrote latter first and then ninja edited ladder in but kept it because it made me laugh real good like
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:32 pm
by Blair
The Schwartz wrote:Blair wrote:I imagining Schwartz stumbling across something that outclasses his character and the visual of him doing the Abe Simpson about face and casually strolling away from some giant raging monster...
I blame Dead Space for this.
doesn't everyone do this?
Granted, in my memory everytime I have to cut and run in a videogame I imagine the character sluggishly waddling like a fat old lady window shopping. "For fucks sakes pick up the cunting pace there XXXX!"
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:01 pm
by Friendly Goatus
Hahaha Schwartz.
That makes this so much more funny
The Schwartz wrote:I have been trying for an hour to jump the gap to the vendor atop Sen's Fortress, something I have done hundreds of times, and it is not fucking possible. I have felt since playing this again that they fucked up the speed of the character with the latest update and now it's impossible to reach the vendor because of it
WHAT THE FUCK
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:12 pm
by The Schwartz
Yea man Dark Souls can be brutal no matter how experienced you are
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:15 pm
by fallbacktostone
oh my god
oh my god
x 100
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:17 pm
by riley-o
Ahahahahahaha and it turns out my dumb responses to you during that
Were not dumb enough
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:19 pm
by Spooky Apparition
i'm just picturing schwartz slowly walking up to the ledge and falling off of it dozens of times in a row and getting more pissed each time
riley was very unhelpful btw
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:20 pm
by fallbacktostone
oh jesus christ if someone asks me why i'm gasping for air and crying i'll NEVER be able to explain
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:26 pm
by riley-o
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:44 pm
by The Schwartz
This is no doubt my favorite thread and it's just now peaking
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:08 pm
by Spooky Apparition
i think now we're about to find out that schwartz beat the game using a long sword (+0) and a wooden shield
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:17 pm
by riley-o
and doesn't know about leveling
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:18 pm
by The Schwartz
Well I did accidentally kill the gay bear blacksmith my first playthrough
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:56 pm
by Ghost Dad
Magick Sam wrote:wait but how did you jump to the vendor EVER?
There's something fishy going on here.
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:14 pm
by The Schwartz
It's entirely possible I had just forgot any recollection of ever running or maybe I was just born to be king. Either way we all know it was the ladder
Re: The Dark Souls Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:31 pm
by fallbacktostone
i just saw my sweaty for the first time in a month and she missed a plane flight ending up on a grey hound cross country for four days. while she was regaling me with tales of her exploits i was still stifling laughter over this. i was so relieved when she'd get to a 'funny' part and i could let it out..
fuck
