The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:53 pm
by GoreyGibbler
He's goddamn wheezing. the fucking pizza cutter rant.
"I like it soft"
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:58 pm
by Chad
I hope this is a joke post, if not, they're about to launch an attack...
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:00 pm
by GoreyGibbler
THE DEMOS
oh my god there's cream filling, I forgot.
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:01 pm
by Chad
this fat fuck needs to understand...the only good store pizza is Palermo's...the rest are shit
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:03 pm
by Chad
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:04 pm
by GoreyGibbler
"eh it feels like shit"
its a buy.
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:08 pm
by guardianoftheblind
THE FUCKING EDITING
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:09 pm
by GoreyGibbler
STAR WARS INTRO.
looks uhhhmaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyzeeng.
00:49
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:57 pm
by copstache
hhonsestlyt my memory is a blur because i watched them all in such a short time span but i feel like there isn't a father in the picture. but yeah i feel like there is a definite lack of supervision in this child's llife
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:01 pm
by james
copstache wrote:hhonsestlyt my memory is a blur because i watched them all in such a short time span but i feel like there isn't a father in the picture. but yeah i feel like there is a definite lack of supervision in this child's llife
I hope this isn't the case but it wouldn't surprise me.
My girlfreind has been talking about doing reviews like this, like impressions of instant food and shit. Not sure if I'm interested... putting my face up on youtube scares me
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:03 pm
by copstache
OH THAT'S RIGHT there's that one video where he's eating ice cream in the back seat while his mom drives. something about that video specifically screamed SINGLE PARENT
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:04 pm
by copstache
"if i could open the damn thing..."
"hon...."
"i swear in my videos."
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:08 pm
by valgalder
am I the only one that kind of finds these videos depressing?
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:09 pm
by guardianoftheblind
ok i need a cool intro now?
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:12 pm
by guardianoftheblind
copstache wrote:
"if i could open the damn thing..."
"hon...."
"i swear in my videos."
"darn"
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:13 pm
by copstache
oh for sure dude. that's actually kind of the draw? i mean i'm sure there are people that think it's just funny because he's a fat kid but the general air of loneliness and sadness that pervades his videos are what hooks me
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:14 pm
by copstache
guardianoftheblind wrote:
copstache wrote:
"if i could open the damn thing..."
"hon...."
"i swear in my videos."
"darn"
OH. i had the worst time trying to decipher that. fucking midwest accent
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:16 pm
by copstache
There was a huge ass bug in my room and i didnt want it to fuck me over
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:18 pm
by riley-o
his posture when he's eating says everything about this poor kid. i don't really like to watch his videos because i feel really bad for how lonely he is
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
please remove apostrophe from thread title
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:18 pm
by copstache
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Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:50 pm
by Necrometer
WTF chadstache
copstache wrote:
guardianoftheblind wrote:
copstache wrote:
"if i could open the damn thing..."
"hon...."
"i swear in my videos."
"darn"
OH. i had the worst time trying to decipher that. fucking midwest accent
so she scolded him for saying "darn"? that's fucking rad that she's OK with him converting himself into a blob of lard with her as the dealer, but kinda-sorta taking the lord's name in vain in a roundabout way? nuh-uh
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:53 pm
by riley-o
i think she corrects damn to darn, doesn't say "hon"
sorry to kill your fury
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:57 pm
by Necrometer
hahaha, that's still stupid/awesome
caring about "damn" when your progeny is a 200 lb adipocyte remains misguided
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:02 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
They're not 'fatsos,' they're fats. Given the inherent laziness and lack of care, the adjective has merged with the being to become one simple noun that can be typed with one hand, while the other engulfs cheetos: fats.
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fats
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:04 pm
by Necrometer
yeah Zap nobody cares
anyway if thread title will continue to have "Fatso" in it, let's lose that apostrophe and get some "Fatsoes" action going on