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Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:25 pm
by Introvert
Frickin' Slayer wrote:
Erik13 wrote:
Frickin' Slayer wrote:
ur right,i just did a search. i got u confused w/ another poster who's a taurus. sory,my mistake. do u want to fill out the detailed astrology questionnaire so i can gues ur sign?
I think he's a Libra
oh kewl! yea, i confused him w/ sum1 else. i wuldve luved to gues his sign,but not every1 wants to believ n astrology like we do! and wen i gues their sign correctly,it challenges their belief system!
Shut the fuck up!

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:06 pm
by riley-o
Teebore wrote:looks like goddamn Smega just graduated from the Riley/Mandie professional school of sluething

:tup:
smeggers has been sleuthing hardcore for a long time, man. i've learned a lot from him about how and when to do research

i don't know what all this is about mandie though... my well-honed detective skills tell me you're trying to crack wise here, and i don't think i care for it...

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:25 pm
by Frickin' Slayer
Introvert wrote:
Frickin' Slayer wrote:
Erik13 wrote:
Frickin' Slayer wrote:
ur right,i just did a search. i got u confused w/ another poster who's a taurus. sory,my mistake. do u want to fill out the detailed astrology questionnaire so i can gues ur sign?
I think he's a Libra
oh kewl! yea, i confused him w/ sum1 else. i wuldve luved to gues his sign,but not every1 wants to believ n astrology like we do! and wen i gues their sign correctly,it challenges their belief system!
Shut the FUCK up!
giv me wat i want, and ill go away

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:30 am
by Necrometer
riley-o wrote:
Teebore wrote:looks like goddamn Smega just graduated from the Riley/Mandie professional school of sluething

:tup:
i don't know what all this is about mandie though...
she seems to be the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegspert

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:31 am
by Necrometer
Frickin' Slayer wrote:giv me wat i want, and ill go away
geheeb already gave you teh Hello Kitty theme...

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:39 am
by MeatGrease
You're starting to get close to a very unpleasant secret. Stop digging or else.
Smegma wrote:I'm sick of this liar.
MeatGrease wrote:Turning 19 today :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: Neil from Blood Freak told me I can have a shindig at his pad...that's pretty cool, I'm taking a shot of Anizette for every year under my belt....going to get shitty wasted and harass weird portland grind dudes :cheers: :cheers: I feel confident I'm going to fuck this chick in a witchy all girl doom band :mastoman:

It's good to be able to enjoy your youth and know that you still have your whole life ahead of you...not a single regret here!!!!
http://reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1& ... 1#p1518111
MeatGrease wrote:I'm 24 by the way
Are you 19 or 24? Are you going to fuck a girl tonight? How does your wife feel about that?




http://reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1& ... 7#p1509587
Meatgrease wrote:My wife could pull a truck by her nipples / That's why I married her
http://reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1& ... 4#p1512864
MeatGrease wrote:Impressive!!!!! And I live in new jersey, I'm roy's roommate, if you haven't heard...
Do you live with your own wife or are you Roy's roommate?

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:45 am
by nomb
noah thirteen wrote:
Bored013 wrote:Go Libra or go the fuck home...
Libras can't be trusted
Libra supremacy!

All signs must bow to the libras!

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:41 am
by hipster holocaust
Introvert wrote:
Frickin' Slayer wrote:
Erik13 wrote:
Frickin' Slayer wrote:
ur right,i just did a search. i got u confused w/ another poster who's a taurus. sory,my mistake. do u want to fill out the detailed astrology questionnaire so i can gues ur sign?
I think he's a Libra
oh kewl! yea, i confused him w/ sum1 else. i wuldve luved to gues his sign,but not every1 wants to believ n astrology like we do! and wen i gues their sign correctly,it challenges their belief system!
Shut the fuck up!
Ryan, if you ban this poster I promise to send you the finest bottle of scotch that I can afford. I could not be any further from joking. No ban, no scotch. Post office closes in a few hours. GO.

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:07 pm
by a world of no
hipster holocaust wrote:
Introvert wrote:
Frickin' Slayer wrote:
Erik13 wrote:
Frickin' Slayer wrote:
ur right,i just did a search. i got u confused w/ another poster who's a taurus. sory,my mistake. do u want to fill out the detailed astrology questionnaire so i can gues ur sign?
I think he's a Libra
oh kewl! yea, i confused him w/ sum1 else. i wuldve luved to gues his sign,but not every1 wants to believ n astrology like we do! and wen i gues their sign correctly,it challenges their belief system!
Shut the fuck up!
Ryan, if you ban this poster I promise to send you the finest bottle of scotch that I can afford. I could not be any further from joking. No ban, no scotch. Post office closes in a few hours. GO.
i'm streven, and i approve this offer.

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:42 pm
by Erik13
hipster holocaust wrote:
Ryan, if you ban this poster I promise to send you the finest bottle of scotch that I can afford. I could not be any further from joking. No ban, no scotch. Post office closes in a few hours. GO.
If he bans FS who is going to be the resident astrologer? :roll:

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:45 pm
by hipster holocaust
I guess we'll just have to see. PO closes in 15 minutes...

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:19 pm
by soiled depends
Erik13 wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:
Ryan, if you ban this poster I promise to send you the finest bottle of scotch that I can afford. I could not be any further from joking. No ban, no scotch. Post office closes in a few hours. GO.
If he bans FS who is going to be the resident astrologer? :roll:
I could easily take that on. So could a 13 year old with downs syndrome. it's not hard...

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:25 pm
by riley-o
ryan's said a few times he doesn't have ban powers; only the admins do.

for the record ryan's a delightful person and you should send him a nice scotch anyway

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:45 pm
by hipster holocaust
riley-o wrote:ryan's said a few times he doesn't have ban powers; only the admins do.

for the record ryan's a delightful person and you should send him a nice scotch anyway
:| yes sir...

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:18 pm
by Introvert
riley-o wrote:ryan's said a few times he doesn't have ban powers; only the admins do.

for the record ryan's a delightful person and you should send him a nice scotch anyway
Thanks buddy. Johnny, don't worry about a bottle of scotch, you know I don't drink much of the hard stuff. I do like the occasional shot of Maker's but a bottle would probably last me a year.

Riley is correct, I don't have the power of the banhammer, which is probably a good thing.

But...I will make this commitment to all good people here - If you start a new thread about something you consider to be important and FS posts any bullshit that, like usual, derails your quality thread (see Hashthrash's recent KTC thread), say the word and I will delete any FS posts in your thread. I can't promise to always be timely as I usually only read the board in the evenings, and when I check in during the day I'm on my stupid iPhone. But I will do my best as I feel I owe it to all of you good folks who have had to put up with the ever increasingly annoying FS garbage.

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:20 pm
by soiled depends
Introvert wrote:
But...I will make this commitment to all good people here - If you start a new thread about something you consider to be important and FS posts any bullshit that, like usual, derails your quality thread (see Hashthrash's recent KTC thread), say the word and I will delete any FS posts in your thread.
:fonz:

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:38 pm
by Necrometer
frickin' slayer brings a lot to this board... at least it's not the same lawnmowing story rehashed for the zillionth time :wank:

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:45 pm
by soiled depends
oh yeah, learning that Jim Carrey is a taurus really enriched the board with a lot of valuable insight and fascinating little tidbits of information that really spruced the place up....

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:04 pm
by Introvert
Necrometer wrote:frickin' slayer brings a lot to this board... at least it's not the same lawnmowing story rehashed for the zillionth time :wank:
Hahahaha!

But in the spirit of me being a sucker for the people I love (Ross!!).....feel free to explain in detail how FS 'brings a lot to this board'. I thank you in advance.

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:22 pm
by Necrometer
not falling for that one so soon after the "please explain occupy" prank, BUB!

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:28 pm
by Introvert
Necrometer wrote:not falling for that one so soon after the "please explain occupy" prank, BUB!
Fair enough!

When the weather gets nice again I will limit my lawnmowing posts to Weekend and NWIOT threads.

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:24 am
by a world of no
Necrometer wrote:frickin' slayer brings a lot to this board... at least it's not the same lawnmowing story rehashed for the zillionth time :wank:
this is you just being an annoying faggot. enough with the ruse, ross.

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:06 am
by hipster holocaust
Introvert wrote:
Necrometer wrote:not falling for that one so soon after the "please explain occupy" prank, BUB!
Fair enough!

When the weather gets nice again I will limit my lawnmowing posts to Weekend and NWIOT threads.
Don't listen to the haters, I still get a kick out of your old man posts. I could read about lawns, cats, salsa making and the Wilshire all day :tup:

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:54 am
by MeatGrease
Ryan i heard you can't fuck worth a shit

Re: Happy Birthday To ME!

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:59 am
by Introvert
MeatGrease wrote:Ryan i heard you can't fuck worth a shit
That's probably true.