metal archives "random bands" part 2

[SHOOTME]

A Dead Calling

Man these guys suck.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbPZNsxX ... re=related<

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CsDrj8N ... ature=plcp<
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6sAjVRO ... re=related<

[Tony Twist]

Lets be honest here, if they were to call themselves Shitbird Express, that'd be a massive step up.

[BUNGVOX]

i really want to watch these vids....honest i do.....but i see a 17 string bass in there and that alone is punishable by death in accordance to the wishes of Sweet Lord Hitler.

[BUNGVOX]

Lets be honest here, if they were to call themselves Shitbird Express, that'd be a massive step up.

i'm gonna start a band like this and call it shitbird express.

[BUNGVOX]

aw jeeez....the minute i see a rack set up on a drum set i know it's fag o'clock.

[SHOOTME]

Pain Enraged


Nocturna


Samhain


Pussylovers


Thrived Thorns


Empty Box


Noctem Cursis

[wheatgurm]

i really want to watch these vids....honest i do.....but i see a 17 string bass in there and that alone is punishable by death in accordance to the wishes of Sweet Lord Hitler.

Yea don't, nothing to see here. Please move on.

[monsterod]

Scream

second from left does kinda resemble pete stahl if he never realized that the hair was 86'n.

[SHOOTME]

Eternidad


Arrows Overseas


Fortress of Faith


Critical Fear


How fitting that they're standing in front of garbage! I also like that very official looking Exumer T-shirt.

[SHOOTME]

Vladimyr Bathory


Tears of the Nightflower


Starring mega-loser "Viktor Kiss"

It's so obvious this guy has tons of talent in the gothic metal genre! Let's take a listen, shall we?



Nice vocals!

[Cascade Whore]

Critical Fear


How fitting that they're standing in front of garbage! I also like that very official looking Exumer T-shirt.

Hahahahaah, those fucks are trying to re-create the band pic from Rust In Peace and failing in hysterically awesome fashion

[glovefullavaseline]

Vale of Amonition (Nigger-Metal from Uganda)

holy shit, this is amazing. dat breakdown.

[wheatgurm]

Vale of Amonition (Nigger-Metal from Uganda)

holy shit, this is amazing. dat breakdown.

jesus christ

[fallbacktostone]

Vale of Amonition (Nigger-Metal from Uganda)

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holy shit, this is amazing. dat breakdown.

[SHOOTME]

Hatebeak


"There are no intelligible lyrics, the vocals are that of an African Grey parrot doing senseless death-squawking.

"The world's only death metal band with an avian vocalist." They have a bird as a death metal vocalist, which is a first in its genre. The band is nothing more than a parody, which points fun of such groups like Judas Priest, Hatebreed, Morbid Angel, Nile and others."

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0_XArS_ ... re=related<

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYeximOh ... re=related<

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXKR9EW ... re=related<

[SHOOTME]

Excrescent


Drown the Innocent

[Tony Twist]

You really weren't familiar with Hatebeak already? I'm guessing you don't know Caninus either then.

[SHOOTME]

A Tree


S.M.I.


Fetal Hymen


Angel of Fire


That little kid is the drummer.

[SHOOTME]

[BUNGVOX]

Drown the Innocent

i made it to 1:05 into that vid. there's just no way i could make it through the whole thing.

i am however left with 2 questions:

1. when are drummers gonna realize that those stupid faggy head gear microphones are stupid as fuck?

2. what's the deal with bands getting on stage and not showing an ounce of emotion to go with their pussy emotional metal? get some stage presence you pussies.

chick needs to plug bass into cunt.

cranker18.

[Tony Twist]

2. what's the deal with bands getting on stage and not showing an ounce of emotion to go with their pussy emotional metal? get some stage presence you pussies.

Dude, do you know how hard it is to play AND keep time in your head without tapping your foot? That shit is TUFF!


1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, .................................

[Zerohero]

Drown the Innocent

i made it to 1:05 into that vid. there's just no way i could make it through the whole thing.

i am however left with 2 questions:

1. when are drummers gonna realize that those stupid faggy head gear microphones are stupid as fuck?

2. what's the deal with bands getting on stage and not showing an ounce of emotion to go with their pussy emotional metal? get some stage presence you pussies.

chick needs to plug bass into cunt.

cranker18.

poor camera man, never zoom in on cunt to get better look at tits only zoom on 2 men in band. But don't zoom in on groin either. Morrisey as cameraman? Get real. ErectJim1.1

[BUNGVOX]

camera man hasn't worked in porn industry where pelvic zoom ins are crucial to masturbational development by the viewer. erection loses its potency when cunt cannot be seen. if no naked cunt to be had then denimized camel toe will work in the pinch. tit meat outlines must also be a part of viewing experience. she chews gum but does she taste cum? 4 string harlot needs to loosen up and show the boys some real worth. she needs to put the bass away and get the skin flutes out. plenty of suck time in the parking lot between sets.

clam6.

[SHOOTME]

Drown the Innocent

i made it to 1:05 into that vid. there's just no way i could make it through the whole thing.

i am however left with 2 questions:

1. when are drummers gonna realize that those stupid faggy head gear microphones are stupid as fuck?

2. what's the deal with bands getting on stage and not showing an ounce of emotion to go with their pussy emotional metal? get some stage presence you pussies.

chick needs to plug bass into cunt.

cranker18.

I'd like to add that I thought the kid on the far right in the picture was a chubby lesbian, possibly the girlfriend to the girl in the middle.

I think we can all agree they sound extra shitty live...but their studio stuff is somehow even worse!


>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTKxB3mD ... re=related<

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

You really weren't familiar with Hatebeak already? I'm guessing you don't know Caninus either then.

Their split is the dumbest great thing ever.