metal archives "random bands" part 2

[SHOOTME]

Rip Ride

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Hväänth Byzanthiäm

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Blackened Destructor

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Naberius Sonheillon

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Haha I wish those were real metal bands, especially the last one.

[SHOOTME]

Der Galgen


Asmodeus


The Unable (to get signed)


Coronach

[SHOOTME]

Knight of Darkness


Hollow


A Theory on Conquest


Quimera

[SHOOTME]

Mystical Fire


Repressor


Necrass


Guilgamech


Stupid nigger...black metal is for whites!

[BUNGVOX]

Mystical Fire

hey guiz......THE MENTORS called and said they need their hoods for tonight's gig.

[SHOOTME]

Mesmerize


Fear Nature


Gastrorrexis


Lamentu

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

Hollow

Nothing says DON'T FUCK WITH ME like a University of Wisconsin TAZ sweatshirt and matching red sweatpants.

A Theory on Conquest

I'm not even doing research, but I instantly assume these dudes are WIGGER/FRIEND SLAM DEATH

[BUNGVOX]

you fucking called it.

total stuff.

[Thrashmaster Flash]

Lamentu

Looked interesting enough for me to Google it. They're actually pretty interesting/not terrible.

[SHOOTME]

Seven Dark Eyes


White Hott


Hamelyn

[Toxicarius]

White Hott

Blondie's about to flash boob if she's not careful.

[SHOOTME]

Heptameron


Northern Alliance


Southern Realm

"Outside of the band: Josh Gates is a glass-blower, Jay Kuhn has competed in state slam-dunking contests, Chester Armstrong is part owner of a dry-cleaners, and Donovan Benton is a published poet."

Hahaha gimmie a break.

[SHOOTME]

White Hott

Blondie's about to flash boob if she's not careful.

I'll bet his nipples are white hott!

[valgalder]

True Buffalo Blackmetal

[Toxicarius]

Southern Realm

"Outside of the band: Josh Gates is a glass-blower, Jay Kuhn has competed in state slam-dunking contests, Chester Armstrong is part owner of a dry-cleaners, and Donovan Benton is a published poet."

Hahaha gimmie a break.

Josh is counting that beer bottle dick red-cap is sporting. Jay is thinking about those early morning drunk trips to Dunkin Donuts and the booze-addled attempts to land donuts in coffee. Chester's dad is part owner of the dry cleaner; Chester is hoping to inherit that slice some day, but little does he know dad has already written him out of the will for being a member of that shit band. And Donovan ran off a few dozen xerox's of a couple of quasi-dirty limericks scribbled back in grade school and placed them on windshields at the local strip mall parking lot, thus contributing to the windblown litter problems with his awful self published poetry prank.

[BUNGVOX]

Southern Realm

"Outside of the band: Josh Gates is a glass-blower, Jay Kuhn has competed in state slam-dunking contests, Chester Armstrong is part owner of a dry-cleaners, and Donovan Benton is a published poet."

Hahaha gimmie a break.

i'll bet donovan wrote their hit song 'stained glasstration'

[SHOOTME]

Asstellyte



Wretch



Saboath



A Dead Calling


McDonalds Metal!

[BUNGVOX]

A Dead Calling


McDonalds Metal!

this......THIS RIGHT HERE......this is what's wrong with metal.

they should call their band 'shitbird express'

[SHOOTME]

Massenmord


Santuario


Phlebotomy


Pseudopaean

[SHOOTME]

Dissaor


Firth of Damnation


Apochryphal Revelation


Arkanun

[SHOOTME]

Kapital


Scream


Disturbed Angel

[BUNGVOX]

Disturbed Angel

more like disturbed pedophile.....

hey kid come over to my house i got drums and stuff.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

A Dead Calling


McDonalds Metal!

this......THIS RIGHT HERE......this is what's wrong with metal.

they should call their band 'shitbird express'

I kinda thought the dude on the far left was Introvert's unknown spawn, sans goatee. Guy on the far right just recently got that sweet shin tattoo on his right leg. Tardoface just left of center and the spastic drummer just right of center need their heads caved in, in such a manner that Sweet Lord Hitler would shed a tear in orgasmic excitement. Guy in the middle should be strung up by his unused hammer loop on those carpenter jeans and used as a pinata at an MS13 birthday party.

[BUNGVOX]

i think bands that look like that should just kill themselves on stage.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

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