From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:what the fuck is going on here?
they're about to film an anal sex scene.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:14 pm
by BUNGVOX
SHOOTME wrote:Kedjawen
guaranteed they know about 200 ways to prepare dog.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:03 pm
by You Killed Jesus
SHOOTME wrote:
SHOOTME wrote:
Schwarzer Engel
Fucking faggot thinks he's the Raven-Master or something. Does he ever change out of that stupid Goth-Boy superhero outfit?
Justin Bieber singing Rammstein
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:56 am
by SHOOTME
Lucifixion
Noctambulath
Evilmare
Vergeltung
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:03 am
by SHOOTME
Barrabás
Mutilation Rites (Fucking hipsters... )
Darkkreis
Scandium
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:43 am
by SHOOTME
Chaosbaphomet
Ecö-Shöck
Эйдол (Which I assume translates to "Leather Jacket Faggot")
Sfagnum (They thought they could sneak that in their band name...but I caught the sneaky xasthur fans.)
Fake spider webs bought from Halloween stores make a great black metal accessory.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:14 am
by SHOOTME
Clinicamente Morti
Mictlan
Numpty Wizard
Abominus
"Hey guys, I just graduated high school! Quick, let's get a band photo-shoot in while I look so cool!"
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:23 am
by Toxicarius
SHOOTME wrote:Chaosbaphomet
These bands with all the spikes... I wonder what percentage have poked eyes out with those things... and what percentage of that group poked their own eyes out.
SHOOTME wrote:
Mictlan
Oh dear lord there's so much comedy going on here... that broomface in the lower right...
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:33 am
by SHOOTME
Toxicarius wrote:
SHOOTME wrote:
Mictlan
Oh dear lord there's so much comedy going on here... that broomface in the lower right...
I found a couple more pics of "Broomface" on their myspace page!
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:37 am
by Tony Twist
Fuck, does he have his own comic book?
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:41 am
by Toxicarius
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:44 am
by SHOOTME
Tony Twist wrote:Fuck, does he have his own comic book?
If he did, who would his arch nemesis be? Dustface?
Or maybe the futuristic Vacuum-Man?
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:14 am
by ErikTeethoftheDivine
Temple
Dad? get out of the picture....
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:21 am
by ErikTeethoftheDivine
The Final Holocaust
????????????????????????
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:29 am
by ErikTeethoftheDivine
Jeffro Hunter
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:33 am
by SHOOTME
The Hixon
Why did they pick pictures of each band member with his mouth open?
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:43 am
by BUNGVOX
cuz they're a bunch of cocksuckers.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:48 am
by SHOOTME
BUNGVOX wrote:cuz they're a bunch of cocksuckers.
Well...obviously. I keep laughing at the guy on the far right. He looks like he's yelling "Gaaaaaaaaay!".
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:55 am
by BUNGVOX
a bass with more than 4 strings is for total fudge packers.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:00 am
by SHOOTME
Violator
Nekromantik Kurse
And the award for the biggest Sadsack band goes to...
Wunjo
"Burrrrr, I'm cold."
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:12 am
by SHOOTME
Drunk As Fuck
More like Fat As Fuck.
Luzabril
It takes a very special kind of loser to give the devil horns AND the middle finger at the same time. I'm impressed.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:16 am
by SHOOTME
Cwn Annwn
I think that kid on the right saw a sandwich just as they took the shot.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:26 am
by BUNGVOX
i don't know if i'm sick of black metal bands or what........
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:37 am
by Zerohero
you know DIY sucks.
need to go back to the glory years where bands couldn't do shit unless some serious vetting by some big corporate label to see if they had actual musicians and not some dorks let loose in a the mall with moms credit cards