The Bill wrote:I've got girls talking to me like a baby over here. Shivers and goosebumps in angry piss over there. The Macho Man Randy Savage, and something about doing oxycontin with my dog. I give up.
hahahhaah
this whole thread reeks of truthful and valid concepts being misunderstood and abused
like whenever ANYONE IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE tries to use evolution to explain ANYTHING AT ALL
"Oh well see, men evolved to always buy the biggest banana from the dinosaur store for 30000 years which is why we so commonly see yellow sports cars-" IS IT??? REALLY???
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:06 pm
by Necrometer
fallbacktostone wrote:
Necrometer wrote:my dad says browsing a library gives him the poo-urge
i think i should maybe try figuring out what the thread is actually about but browsing in book stores, the library, magazine racks, gamestop shelves has always given me shit urge and farting attacks.
did u fuck my mom
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james wrote:this whole thread reeks of truthful and valid concepts being misunderstood and abused
enlighten us, thoughtshiver guru
Re: ASMRhttp://reeelapse.com/viewforum.php?f=1
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:07 pm
by Ray
hahahaha jame
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:09 pm
by EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
fallbacktostone wrote:
Necrometer wrote:
my dad says browsing a library gives him the poo-urge
i think i should maybe try figuring out what the thread is actually about but browsing in book stores, the library, magazine racks, gamestop shelves has always given me shit urge and farting attacks.
Same thing with SO. I tell her it's just because she farts a lot in general, but maybe there's something to it after all.
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:15 pm
by fallbacktostone
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:21 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
remember getting this first time during lice exam in school.
way too literal?
even ugly nurses touching my scalp was nice.
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:26 pm
by Dr Yail Bloor
women don't get piss shivers.
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:28 pm
by fallbacktostone
i live for piss shivers
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:41 pm
by copstache
ever piss shiver so hard you just end up with pee all over the floor?
feels good man
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:41 pm
by SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!
what is this shit?
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:46 pm
by Double Anal
we are talking about goose pimples right?
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:04 pm
by badgevvrecker
my whole life. when i hear a piece of music i truly enjoy, when i play a piece of music i truly enjoy, and when i hear someone speak that says something i generally find to be truly meaningful/overwhelmingly interesting.
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:04 pm
by badgevvrecker
Double Anal wrote:we are talking about goose pimples right?
no, braingasms that feel not unlike having a head full of static.
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:06 pm
by Dr Yail Bloor
is this like going on the swings when you are on ecstacy?
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:06 pm
by badgevvrecker
Dr Yail Bloor wrote:is this like going on the swings when you are on ecstacy?
it's not as strong as ecstasy for me, but stronger than most orgasms in intensity.
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:08 pm
by fallbacktostone
copstache wrote:ever piss shiver so hard you just end up with pee all over the floor?
feels good man
best
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:09 pm
by Double Anal
i thought i knew what you guys were talking about but i guess not. what im thinking of happens when a really good song crescendos or when cute girls whisper in my ears.
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:11 pm
by fallbacktostone
i still don't know either
it's not too important i don't think
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:11 pm
by Dr Yail Bloor
i've heard piss shivers referred to as 'elvis leg' before, i like that.
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:14 pm
by Double Anal
hahha elvis leg rules. when i started working this job at MTA one of my coworkers came in while i was pissing in the urinal, he pulled out his haWg and wizzed right next to me. we both spit at the same time, shivered, zipped and flushed up in unison. we have been good friends ever since.
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:16 pm
by fallbacktostone
why isn't there an illicit substance yet that gives piss shivers for an hour
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:18 pm
by Double Anal
maybe we just need bigger urnials, with more vibrations and veins.
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:18 pm
by Dr Yail Bloor
fallbacktostone wrote:why isn't there an illicit substance yet that gives piss shivers for an hour
it would be so strange to walk into a room full of men quivering with looks of ecstacy on their faces.
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:20 pm
by riley-o
fallbacktostone wrote:why isn't there an illicit substance yet that gives piss shivers for an hour
mushrooms do a very similar approximation for me
Re: ASMR
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:48 pm
by Necrometer
Double Anal wrote:i thought i knew what you guys were talking about but i guess not. what im thinking of happens when a really good song crescendos or when cute girls whisper in my ears.
yes dude that's what this is about
some people need whispers or other stimuli but some other, better people can just do it whenever
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) is a physical sensation characterized by a pleasurable tingling that typically begins in the head and scalp, and often moves down the spine and through the limbs.
Most ASMR episodes begin by an external or internal trigger, and are so divided for classification. Type A episodes are elicited by the experiencer using no external stimuli, and are typically achieved by specific thought patterns unique to the individual. Type B episodes are triggered involuntarily by an external trigger, via one or more senses, and may also involve specific thought patterns associated with the triggering event. Both types of triggers vary between individuals, but many are common to a large portion of ASMR enjoyers.
Common external triggers:
Exposure to slow, accented, or unique speech patterns
Viewing educational or instructive videos or lectures
Experiencing a high empathetic or sympathetic reaction to an event
Enjoying a piece of art or music
Watching another person complete a task, often in a diligent, attentive manner - examples would be filling out a form, writing a check, going through a purse or bag, inspecting an item closely, etc.
Close, personal attention from another person
Haircuts, or other touch from another on head or back
what is a piss shiver
sometimes when I am trying to pee but can't I'll graze/tickle my stomach and that gets things moving
best