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The dog on the left doesn't give a shit about the judaism, so long as there's food in the bowl.

The dog on the right is a smug little shit, thinking he's been elected king of the jews or some such.

The dog in the middle seems to be saying, "Please don't make me wear this crap. Just kill me now..."

The dog in the middle was SLH's dog in a previous life.

Is that a dead guy photoshopped into the picture?

hahaha

What the fuck is that supposed to be? (the man, not the lobster)

Whoever wrote and made that would die within 30 seconds of being deployed in any sort of war.

As if that asshat would willfully put him/herself in the line of fire

goddamnit. any intel on the type of person who posts that sort of thing?

also, that lobster guy is just incredible. I've examined him several times and still don't know what to say about him. I'm hoping that he's the type of person that speaks loudly, making him seem like a standard buffoon. if he is meek, and just lets the words seep out... that's a terrifying person to be around.

Old high school friend of mine, I remember him having a genius level IQ but being absolutely batshit autistic when it came to everyday decision making and social situations. I'm pretty sure I remember hearing about him getting kicked out of college when he got into a fight with a bunch of black kids in the middle of the meal hall and blurted out something he shouldn't have

hahaha, nice

I'm just going to imagine him looking like lobster guy... speaks quietly unless it's time to yell "NIGGERRRRRRRS"

Actually imagine a blonde grinning Columbus with huge teeth

And here I thought he was just some regular Joe getting over the difficulty of literally pulling a lobster out of his ass.

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This one's for spacehampster, and he'll never guess why

Would piss the white all over her.

BUNGVOX wrote:Would piss the white all over her.

Other than the fact that I concur with this observation and I totally have a thing for tall brunettes, I really do have no idea.

Hope you enjoyed that J, courtesy of Bride of Shaka Zulu up there. You dig her eh? Go by Haslerstrasse 2 and thank her, she'll NEVER let you leave...

Ray wrote:Hope you enjoyed that J, courtesy of Bride of Shaka Zulu up there. You dig her eh? Go by Haslerstrasse 2 and thank her, she'll NEVER let you leave...

That's her? God DAMN, man. I think I'm okay with a little crazy if it's inside of that.

Yeah, I thought she was hot too, but man...never seen a fear of abandonment complex manifest so fast and fierce over two complete strangers who didn't even provoke her.

She sounds exactly like my type.