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spacehamster wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:24 pm Apparently I dress like a substitute teacher every day. Except I wouldn't be caught dead in a fucking button-down collar.

Boy you are missing out!

Honky Kong 64 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2017 9:03 am

spacehamster wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:24 pm Apparently I dress like a substitute teacher every day. Except I wouldn't be caught dead in a fucking button-down collar.

Boy you are missing out!

I don't think I could handle it, tbqh.

enbuttoned collar, maybe-shamefully checking in

in my defense, these buttons are black

Necrometer wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:56 pm enbuttoned collar, maybe-shamefully checking in

in my defense, these buttons are black

Well, they are appropriate attire for your profession.

God damn

owns a vape shop the size of a closet in an office park. two motorcycles, but neither work. house foundation is failing, his living room lists to one side. favorite band is Agnostic Front (but only the post-reunion albums)

Whoa where have you been?!

Edit: God damn double post

has mustache wax brand sticker on vape kit

i was at the grocery store last week and the checker had a beard and tried to talk to me about my beard. When i walked back to my car i noticed a truck that had a window sticker for a company called "the bearded mafia". I wonder who's truck that was. I was also at a bar last night and there was a fake biker group called "The bearded villains"

RY4N wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:12 am
https://www.facebook.com/beardedvillains

NO

is DEF LEPPARD looking/feeling like LED ZEPPELIN the most blatant case of band-name mimicry out there?

RY4N wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:12 amhttps://www.facebook.com/beardedvillains

whoa... this could found a cultural heresies thread. the comments are the most depressing part. people talking about beard podcasts

And people being sad there isnt a CHAPTER near their house

Just end your life instead

I always thought megadeth was a painfully obvious oneupsmanship move directed at metallica

they had hats with their fighter pilot biker names embroidered on the back. the guy with a red beard was nicknamed rooster.

When someone with a beard starts talking to me about beard-related shit in a manner that not only suggests he thinks I'm interested in the topic whatsoever, but that there's an unspoken kinship between us solely because both of our faces have hair on them, I truly feel the burden of Atlas pressing down upon my poor, beleaguered shoulders

Knowing societies of these fucking goofs are out there back-patting and carrying is simply too much to bear at times..

paulo's fault for putting the spirit of bill burr in me, but... there will probably be beard cruises one day

I could grow quite a full beard but people like that keep me clean shaven. Disgusting.

Although, I am a man who keeps his (slowly disappearing) hair closely shaved and I was on the train one day. I saw a couple standing across the way and the man also had a shaved head. This isn't that common to see here for local guys. His gf subtely points me out to him and he turns to look. I smile and gave him a slight nod to which he returned. That's the extent of social interaction I'm willing to go through regarding appearances.

Unless, someone has a Goatpenis shirt or some other really underground band. Then I may start up a conversation.

a 65 year old patient of mine had a huge and super faded baphomet tattoo over his heart. I asked him about it, and all he would say was "I can tell by your smile that you already know".