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berkeley PD emails us about all the crimes that happen on/near campus, and this one named the suspect for some reason - he's spikehead above

Necrometer wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:29 am berkeley PD emails us about all the crimes that happen on/near campus, and this one named the suspect for some reason - he's spikehead above

I wonder if this story came across MeatGrease's desk.

Sucks when babies already have their 80-year-old face and their entire life is going to be spent growing into it

how fucking fat....

zombiehead wrote: ↑Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:10 pm how fucking fat....

I'm less concerned by how fat this bitch was then her just thinking it was normal for her pie rod to vanish for 9 months?

It happened in Mad Men, remember?

pretty legendary would/wouldn't ratio

I work with a party girl goth and she's currently group chatting us some pretty top notch shit from one of her gatherings







What happened to the spoiler?

bless her soul

I briefly dated a chick who was in that scene. my family never got to meet her, but I "introduced" her by sharing equivalent photos of her - it went over pretty awesomely

hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:11 pm

would/ maybe?

You know after 96 ounces of Keystone Light you would

Looks not unlike 2005 ree-MDF ??

Heh, kinda, these pics are a tad sadder since the people are most likely there primarily to show themselves off in front of a shitty iPod dj playing NIN and not see cool bands from all around the world. But who the heck am I to judge?

facebook is the fucking macdonald's of the internet.occupied by scum.

hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:42 am

Back row: flag fuck made popcorn and rum balls for the first episode of the roseanne reboot, loves chicken in a biscuit crackers, smokes pyramid cigs, drives a GMC jimmy with a 'my autistic son is in the army' bumper sticker placed crookedly in the back window, washes her dentures in the sink, smells like bacon grease at all times, loves trump, hates gays, spray painted her AR-15 pink, quotes bob seger lyrics constantly, pretty good at soduku even though she hates gooks.

Superman chef: wipes his ass every 3rd or 4th shit because he's superstitious, pisses off the back porch, drinks coors light out in the garage, has had sex with a dead deer after shooting it, would take the boat out but there's 'something wrong with the outboard....can't figure out why the motherfucker won't start.' knows 3 dudes named terry. Drives long haul trucks for a living. Does a little crank here and there. Drives a ford f-150 with a flag flapping off the back. Big trump supporter 'why didn't he do a show with the duck dynasty guys?' wants to fuck the waitress down at guffy's truck stop but isn't sure about where she stands on the mueller investigation. Worlds biggest alex jones fan.

Old dude in front: shoot a few gooks in the korean war. Drinks whiskey out of a thermos, could eat scalloped potatoes at every meal, his recliner has fart marks on it. Can't wait to die. Listens to the police scanner so he can keep tabs on the grand kids.

Old lady in front: bakes pies. Doesn't know her address if asked. Thinks the mailman is handsome. Recently blurted out that she hates her children. Loves to sew. Has TV in the kitchen. Refers to farts as 'breaking wind' or 'tooting'.

HAHAHH

perfect