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Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:54 am
by hipster holocaust
Jesus Christ :tup: :tup:
Jimm O' Lation wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:31 pm facebook is the fucking macdonald's of the internet.occupied by scum.
It really, really is. After reading the comments on this video I think it has sunk to a new low...somehow.


Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:51 pm
by hipster holocaust
DOAD post from this morning that I've been laughing about all day

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Caption: Dude had a dodgers shirt on that said ladies NEED THE D

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:33 pm
by Necrometer
I wish that explosion of jheri-curl behind him was his mullet

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:24 pm
by kevin hash
hipster holocaust wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:51 pm DOAD post from this morning that I've been laughing about all day

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Caption: Dude had a dodgers shirt on that said ladies NEED THE D
Works security at the spearmint rhino in downey california. Has got into domestic disputes with his last 4 girlfriends. Loves goldschlager. Has a partially built motorcycle in his garage from when he was going to start his own chopper company "SOCAL chopper shoppe" has at least 25 pre-rolled bandanas ready to go for all occasions. Buys dick pills off the internet. Judges the character of a woman by whether or not her fake tits look good. Knows the lyrics to every staind song. Cried the day chester bennington died and when a co-worker teased him about it he said 'fuck off faggot.' Is planning on working up his jiu jitsu that he learned 15 years ago and try a few tough man contests. Thinks he makes the best BBQ 'ever bro....don't think so? Try me fucker.' has a US flag comforter on his bed. Living room smells like farts and axe body spray. Does coke every now and again.

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:21 pm
by RY4N
has a flatbill hat for every occasion

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 4:51 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Kevin Hash: KILLING IT :awesome:

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:15 am
by hipster holocaust
I had to look up what Spearmint Rhino was, and happy I did.

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:10 pm
by zombiehead
If I was a make-a-wish kid and these people showed up in my room, I would politely ask them to pull the plug.

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Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:10 pm
by cxwx
Rogue and superwoman can get down

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:21 am
by hipster holocaust
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Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:33 am
by kevin hash
Plays with his butthole in the shower every time. Collects hockey jerseys. Drinks miller high life. Says that when he gets all dolled up he's way hotter than his sister and she's REALLY hot. Works as a car salesman. Sold 3 last week....'im on a roll bro.' loves trump. Vapes but only when drinking. Wants to deliver vaping supplies via uber. Loves pepperoni pizza.

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:57 am
by hipster holocaust
kevin hash wrote: Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:33 am Wants to deliver vaping supplies via uber.
I don't know how you can top yourself on such a regular basis, but holy shit :lol:

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:41 pm
by zombiehead
i work with a bunch of Burmese girls, so naturally i facebook stalk them. I went down a rabbithole of local burmese girls through their connections and saw this one...

she looks like a funko pop toy

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Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 9:11 pm
by cxwx

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:00 am
by FVBTVS
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Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:50 am
by kevin hash
FVBTVS wrote: Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:00 am Image
Doesn't eat or drink. Loves battlestar galactica. Thinks dirk benedict has great hair. Speaks fluent chinese. Pondered studying architecture in college but instead studied civil engineering and city planning. Does not have a cunt.

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:58 am
by hipster holocaust
Zombie neglected to disclose would/other.

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:18 pm
by zombiehead
Oh yeah, without question.

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 4:48 pm
by ghost boner
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Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:57 pm
by hipster holocaust
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Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:22 pm
by ghost boner
i hope hes dead

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 7:09 am
by hipster holocaust
If not, he appears to be well on his way.

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:04 pm
by kevin hash
hipster holocaust wrote: Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:57 pm Image
Gulf war vet. Was a mechanic in the army. Currently collecting SSI. Favorite foods are pizza and mike n ikes. Condsiders lean pockets to be diet food. Currently prescribed metformin, lisinopril and prazosin but forgets to take them consistently. Big coke drinker. Showers 2 to 3 times a week depending on his mood. Wears women's panties all the time. Has 35 pairs stashed under his bathroom sink. Has a 2.5 inch dick rock hard. Watches at least 10 minutes of internet porn a day. Loves the smell of piss. Favorite show is pawn stars. Has a cat named bingo. Builds model airplanes to give away as xmas presents. Loves playing Uno at every opportunity. Once ate chicken noodle soup with cheetos in it because he ran out of crackers. Feels alex jones isnt getting a fair shake. Has never had sex with anyone. Has at made at least 50 homemade pocket pussies since the age of 23. Farts a lot.

Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:40 am
by hipster holocaust
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Re: people on facebook.

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:41 pm
by ghost boner
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