Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn

james · Post by **james** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:21 pm

Fighting Uruk-Hai wrote:http://jezebel.com/5937084/10-shades-of ... -bdsm-tips

the gf mentioned the fork-poke thing to me the other day. I am sad to see print magazines take the hit that they have in the past decade but if all these publications took a complete shit I think I'd feel a bit of evil joy. I guess it's no more offensive than Maxim or whatever, but christ. Not the sort of thing I ever get mad about but... come at me with a fork and I'm gonna fucking die laughing.

Foot Foot · Post by **Foot Foot** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:22 pm

copstache · Post by **copstache** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:27 pm

copstache wrote:

went to wal-mart to buy ammo, nearly tripped over this monstrosity

haha i forgot i posted this. the best part is that it was literally right next to the outdoors section

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:58 pm

there are straight and lesbo adaptations of this in porno-land; both actually seem as lame as the original book... lamer, if you're gaging by effectiveness on each one's given demographic

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:23 pm

Foot Foot wrote:

Everything about this is awkward and painful and hilarious and wonderful

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:28 pm

perused first 2 pages at book store.

no cunts or rods doing anything or fluids flying, just boring words and shit.

Poor.

EnglishCriticalLiteratureQuarterly&JagoffHelper11.

Comrade Slinky · Post by **Comrade Slinky** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:32 pm

Floored to find out he's still alive.

a world of no · Post by **a world of no** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:08 pm

herpderp

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:42 pm

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/143606/pa ... _2000_lbs/

Natas · Post by **Natas** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:03 pm

Jesus Christ...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/2 ... 12806.html

Whee of the Dead · Post by **Whee of the Dead** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:24 am

Apparently it getting the same release date as my how-to build and pilot an inter dimensional wormhole generating rocket book.

Natas · Post by **Natas** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:27 am

Pisscubes wrote:Hahahaha! This is going to get some panties in a bunch, no pun intended

mostly on this message board...

Geeheeb · Post by **Geeheeb** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:38 am

and Natas' folk-punk record

james · Post by **james** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:39 am

Necrometer wrote:there are straight and lesbo adaptations of this in porno-land; both actually seem as lame as the original book... lamer, if you're gaging by effectiveness on each one's given demographic

It's funny because a decent chunk of all porno ever made has been fetish/bdsm stuff. It already fucking exists! There's an insane amount of it!

It's like if someone wrote and international bestseller about bukkake and then people went and made a movie based on the plot of the novel and well there you have it, yet another bukkake movie.

Honky Kong 64 · Post by **Honky Kong 64** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:49 am

Pisscubes wrote:It's just gotta hurt if you're a longtime writer of erotica to have this chimp be the new spokesperson for your genre. It's like having to listen to Sum 41 tell everyone how to be a really good punk band.

This x 100000000

I literally feel bad for women who just discovered erotica through this bullshit.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:48 am

So pissed this was not bumped with a trailer for the surely inevitable movie

james wrote:
Necrometer wrote:there are straight and lesbo adaptations of this in porno-land; both actually seem as lame as the original book... lamer, if you're gaging by effectiveness on each one's given demographic
It's funny because a decent chunk of all porno ever made has been fetish/bdsm stuff. It already fucking exists! There's an insane amount of it!

It's like if someone wrote and international bestseller about bukkake and then people went and made a movie based on the plot of the novel and well there you have it, yet another bukkake movie.

Yes! The bukkake example might be imperfect because I have the impression that it has its origins in filmed erotica, while BDSM was initially a real-life thing or a literary thing, but not initially a filmed-porn thing...

Foot Foot · Post by **Foot Foot** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:11 am

Pisscubes wrote:Hahahaha! This is going to get some panties in a bunch, no pun intended:

http://jezebel.com/5990247/el-james-new ... te-erotica

rule #1: if your protagonist's love interest is a socially retarded intellectual lummox who confuses abusively insulting misogyny and near-psychopathic emotional humiliation with BDSM play-acting, make sure you mention no less than 987 times that he's a super duper handsome infinity-billionaire who treats people like fuckdolls only because Mommy Issues (tm).

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:46 pm

Steeb · Post by **Steeb** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:42 pm

riley-o wrote:

Rape Culture

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:58 pm

Boner on public transit culture

ThePhillyExperiment · Post by **ThePhillyExperiment** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:33 pm

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:19 pm

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:06 pm

main guy from Pacific Rim will play Christian Grey

DR. THRAXX · Post by **DR. THRAXX** » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:37 am

http://www.neatorama.com/2013/10/15/Fif ... ey/#!lC1hd

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:05 am

I heard about that but wasn't sure whether to post it here, in the Pacific Rim thread, or in the SoA thread...

totally watching that piece of shit movie whenever possible

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