Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn

Natas · Post by **Natas** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:32 pm

It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:37 pm

the writing just completely finished me

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:27 pm

Natas wrote:If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.

it's just weird because crypto is neither saying he's being dragged nor actually admitted to being interested in it, but instead making up weird fake excuses for why it would be "fun"

standard suburban bad faith lyfe

Spooky Apparition · Post by **Spooky Apparition** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:23 pm

Natas wrote:It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.

stop trying to rationalize your shitty wife/life.

Ray · Post by **Ray** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:58 pm

Natas wrote:It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.

No one NEEDS to drag each other to shitty crap they don't want to do tit for tat, doesn't your woman have friends for that stuff?

Teebore · Post by **Teebore** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:03 pm

Ray wrote:
Natas wrote:It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
No one NEEDS to drag each other to shitty crap they don't want to do tit for tat, doesn't your woman have LOVERS for that stuff?

atetoomuch69 · Post by **atetoomuch69** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:07 pm

Enjoy the show TED

Whee of the Dead · Post by **Whee of the Dead** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:15 pm

I was informed by one of my co-workers today that you can't diss 50 Shades of Grey if you haven't read it because their is a strong psychological element to it.

Ray · Post by **Ray** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:24 pm

Teebore wrote:
Ray wrote:
Natas wrote:It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
No one NEEDS to drag each other to shitty crap they don't want to do tit for tat, doesn't your woman have LOVERS for that stuff?

Enjoy the show, Ted

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:38 pm

my bitch in high school made me see Hope Floats and Titanic..

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:39 pm

another girl made me see Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs but that was a 10/10 would see again..

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:40 pm

my last girl saw Trash Humpers on our first date with me and we stayed together almost three years :fonz:

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:43 pm

FVBTVS wrote:my bitch in high school made me see Hope Floats and Titanic..

key word: BITCH

did you get to cram your hog up her ass?

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:44 pm

hahahaha

I dated this chick whose favorite movie was emperor's new groove and she had me watch it with her and it was THE PITS

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:46 pm

Necrometer wrote:hahahaha

I dated this chick whose favorite movie was emperor's new groove and she had me watch it with her and it was THE PITS

no quim pay off i take it?

another bitch.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:48 pm

sex with her was super weird - she had really amazing breasts but was pretty prudish in a lot of ways - it didn't last

Whee of the Dead · Post by **Whee of the Dead** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:51 pm

I was bumping uglies with this girl until she made me watch The Hangover. It made me go on a quest to win back my ex.

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:54 pm

having a brain rattling experience in the movie theatre to something that deeply gratifies you is a tricky situation on a date because, for me, it means we might inexplicably keep seeing each other when it was really just because that movie was so badass..

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:20 pm

Wang Mandu wrote:
Cryptoplasty wrote:I'm going to see this with my wife on Saturday. It was my idea.
Is where you live that boring or do you hate your wife and yourself? [emoji38]

All 3.

It's apparent we have serious situation here. My wife read the book and thought it was fucking stupid, but she has no qualms about seeing the movie. We never go to movie theaters anymore, and we have gift cards to use, and my wifes parents are watching the kids, AND WHY THE FUCK AM I ACTUALLY EXPLAINING THIS WE ARE JUST GOING TO SEE A FUCKING MOVIE.

We watch real porn sometimes. Everything is fine.

I'll let you guys know how it is.

A report from a friend is that the theater was asked not to remove clothing and to keep heads above seats.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:26 pm

Cryptoplasty wrote:A report from a friend is that the theater was asked not to remove clothing and to keep heads above seats.

Wang Mandu · Post by **Wang Mandu** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:22 pm

Enjoy Cryptoplasty. No hate here....just curious because it seemed like neither of you wanted to see it.

Last girl I dated suggested we see Ted. I'm glad we don't talk anymore.

The Seventh Son · Post by **The Seventh Son** » Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:23 pm

Any reports of groups of people showing up "cosplaying" in full on bondage gear?

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Fri Oct 06, 2023 10:23 pm

THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Sat Oct 07, 2023 10:03 am

interesting bump

i was thinking the other day that its a shame we cant have mainstream fuck flicks anymore, this was probably the last gasp

@kylepowell9841
2 years ago
It's good that Anastasia hear Christian out, though. Because, they would not have a second chance in this relationship, though.

kevin hash · Post by **kevin hash** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 12:23 am

Now it's time for Colleen Hoover to turn her basic ass books into movies.

Mainstream fudge tunnel pounding and donkey punches coming soon.

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