Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
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Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
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the writing just completely finished me
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it's just weird because crypto is neither saying he's being dragged nor actually admitted to being interested in it, but instead making up weird fake excuses for why it would be "fun"Natas wrote:If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
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stop trying to rationalize your shitty wife/life.Natas wrote:It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
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No one NEEDS to drag each other to shitty crap they don't want to do tit for tat, doesn't your woman have friends for that stuff?Natas wrote:It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
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Ray wrote:No one NEEDS to drag each other to shitty crap they don't want to do tit for tat, doesn't your woman have LOVERS for that stuff?Natas wrote:It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
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Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Enjoy the show TED
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I was informed by one of my co-workers today that you can't diss 50 Shades of Grey if you haven't read it because their is a strong psychological element to it.
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Enjoy the show, TedTeebore wrote:Ray wrote:No one NEEDS to drag each other to shitty crap they don't want to do tit for tat, doesn't your woman have LOVERS for that stuff?Natas wrote:It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
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my bitch in high school made me see Hope Floats and Titanic..
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another girl made me see Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs but that was a 10/10 would see again..
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my last girl saw Trash Humpers on our first date with me and we stayed together almost three years
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Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
key word: BITCHFVBTVS wrote:my bitch in high school made me see Hope Floats and Titanic..
did you get to cram your hog up her ass?
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hahahaha
I dated this chick whose favorite movie was emperor's new groove and she had me watch it with her and it was THE PITS
I dated this chick whose favorite movie was emperor's new groove and she had me watch it with her and it was THE PITS
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
no quim pay off i take it?Necrometer wrote:hahahaha
I dated this chick whose favorite movie was emperor's new groove and she had me watch it with her and it was THE PITS
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sex with her was super weird - she had really amazing breasts but was pretty prudish in a lot of ways - it didn't last
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I was bumping uglies with this girl until she made me watch The Hangover. It made me go on a quest to win back my ex.
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having a brain rattling experience in the movie theatre to something that deeply gratifies you is a tricky situation on a date because, for me, it means we might inexplicably keep seeing each other when it was really just because that movie was so badass..
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All 3.Wang Mandu wrote:Is where you live that boring or do you hate your wife and yourself? [emoji38]Cryptoplasty wrote:I'm going to see this with my wife on Saturday. It was my idea.
It's apparent we have serious situation here. My wife read the book and thought it was fucking stupid, but she has no qualms about seeing the movie. We never go to movie theaters anymore, and we have gift cards to use, and my wifes parents are watching the kids, AND WHY THE FUCK AM I ACTUALLY EXPLAINING THIS WE ARE JUST GOING TO SEE A FUCKING MOVIE.
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A report from a friend is that the theater was asked not to remove clothing and to keep heads above seats.
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Cryptoplasty wrote:A report from a friend is that the theater was asked not to remove clothing and to keep heads above seats.
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Enjoy Cryptoplasty. No hate here....just curious because it seemed like neither of you wanted to see it.
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Any reports of groups of people showing up "cosplaying" in full on bondage gear?
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THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO
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interesting bump
i was thinking the other day that its a shame we cant have mainstream fuck flicks anymore, this was probably the last gasp
i was thinking the other day that its a shame we cant have mainstream fuck flicks anymore, this was probably the last gasp
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It's good that Anastasia hear Christian out, though. Because, they would not have a second chance in this relationship, though.
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Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Now it's time for Colleen Hoover to turn her basic ass books into movies.
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