Glass of Water Next to the Bed
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed
I almost always wake up thirsty so I keep a glass of water nearby. But not right by the bed because I'll probably knock it over.
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed
warm water always smells like dog saliva and germs to me. some ocd type shit.
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electronicham wrote:Streven Hammock.Erik13 wrote:where do you sleep then?a world of no wrote:fuck bed.
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I power down several glasses of water before bed ad just go to the kitchen for another glass if I wake up feeling thirsty.
The bedside is for earplugs and the phone.
The bedside is for earplugs and the phone.
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I never needed water at night. Until a year ago my friend bought me a fancy water bottle that doesn't leak. I filled it and put it on my nightstand just to be nice and look like I was using it. That first night I drank a little water, needlessly.
Cut to one year later and my mouth is constantly dry, I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and have to rehydrate. What the fuck happened. If I'd never gotten this gift, my body wouldn't have changed for the worse and gotten all dependent on water in the middle of the goddamn night.
Cut to one year later and my mouth is constantly dry, I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and have to rehydrate. What the fuck happened. If I'd never gotten this gift, my body wouldn't have changed for the worse and gotten all dependent on water in the middle of the goddamn night.
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I figured you would have a nighty-night survival kit, complete with a dream journal, pens, bottled water, aspirin, condoms, pen lights, mp3 player loaded with lullabies, waterproof matches, and a leatherman, all tucked neatly into a kevlar pillowcase.Blair wrote:I power down several glasses of water before bed ad just go to the kitchen for another glass if I wake up feeling thirsty.
The bedside is for earplugs and the phone.
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Haha, just a disordered stack of D&D books, academic papers and occasional sci-fi paperbacks.
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...and a heating pad for got my back/neck.
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed
Anyone on here sleep with an empty protein bucket by the bed so they can relieve themselves of all that night-time water? Just checking....
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Oh fuck, I do have a water bottle & holster that I wear on my belt when I'm working or out and about.\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:I figured you would have a nighty-night survival kit, complete with a dream journal, pens, bottled water, aspirin, condoms, pen lights, mp3 player loaded with lullabies, waterproof matches, and a leatherman, all tucked neatly into a kevlar pillowcase.Blair wrote:I power down several glasses of water before bed ad just go to the kitchen for another glass if I wake up feeling thirsty.
The bedside is for earplugs and the phone.
Next step: camelback/pillow hybrid...
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How does your delicate poached egg eating lad hands deal with cinder block related collisions and abrasions?fallbacktostone wrote:
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by constantly bleeding from my fingertips and knuckles!
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*clutches pearls*
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed
yeah! hydrate when yer dead, right guys?a world of no wrote:fuck bed.
(I typically keep an 800 mL glass parked by the nightstand)
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed
so basically necrometer has a glass of water by the bed...
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed
I have to use a bottle because I'm clumsy/spazzy in my sleep sometimes and can't be trusted with open containers
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed
any fuck deets?
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maybe if joe threadmaker here could tell the POLL FUNCTION from a hole in the ground we could simply be voting like civilized beingssoiled depends wrote:so basically necrometer has a glass of water by the bed...
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She was insatiable until she wasn't anymore.soiled depends wrote:any fuck deets?
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed
Everyone in our household has always a bottle of water nearby, we do not want to wake up depressed.
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riley-o wrote:She was insatiable until she wasn't anymore.soiled depends wrote:any fuck deets?
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed
who hasn't sleep elbowed a chick?
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Half the board.a world of no wrote:who hasn't sleep elbowed a chick?
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed
i put a nice young lady in a sleeper hold once.
in my sleep!
in my sleep!
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she liked it