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F. Murray Sandyclam wrote:As an animal care technician he has learned to always expect the unexpected.
They told me my bio had to look professional, how did I do?
"I only wish that you, the peons, the lowly zit-ridden scum of outcast prepubescence so recklessly misspending the treasures of youth could truly understand my utter disdain for you as I look out from my lofty perch of immeasurable fame and opulence!"

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DLF 2.0
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F. Murray Sandyclam wrote:
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:DLF 2.0
One does have to wonder what the point was of...giving out the address on the net of the guy who stole his moist right out from under him. Was the invisible personal army supposed to descend and slut-shame Lola back into his bed?

Somehow I feel Ben Stiller would have handled this better.
It was in the heat of the moment. I literally had just seen her okcupid chat on my computer.

That's the funny thing. If she had been smart enough to just close the fucking browser, she would have gotten away with this.
"I only wish that you, the peons, the lowly zit-ridden scum of outcast prepubescence so recklessly misspending the treasures of youth could truly understand my utter disdain for you as I look out from my lofty perch of immeasurable fame and opulence!"

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Philopher wrote:
That's the funny thing. If she had been smart enough to just close the fucking browser, she would have gotten away with this.
Yeah, that's hilarious.
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
Philopher wrote:
That's the funny thing. If she had been smart enough to just close the fucking browser, she would have gotten away with this.
Yeah, that's hilarious.
Ben Stiller hilarious?
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F. Murray Sandyclam wrote:
Philopher wrote: That's the funny thing. If she had been smart enough to just close the fucking browser, she would have gotten away with this.
Instead she just got away with your balls balls balls, liquor and dignity.

You win this round.
Ha! Shows what you know!

I have no dignity!
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Good grief. :fp:
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Thread is hilarious but....
DR. THRAXX wrote:but I don't want to pause Chief Keef
Haha, his wiki is hilarious and sad. Born to a teenage mother, had a child himself at the age of 16, releases a major label album at 17, Instagrams a blowjob pic, is/was on house arrest at his grandmother's house for gun charges. Dude will be dead in 5 years.
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Wang Mandu wrote:Thread is hilarious but....
DR. THRAXX wrote:but I don't want to pause Chief Keef
Haha, his wiki is hilarious and sad. Born to a teenage mother, had a child himself at the age of 16, releases a major label album at 17, Instagrams a blowjob pic, is/was on house arrest at his grandmother's house for gun charges. Dude will be dead in 5 years.
No doubt, he's hood and having money will only make things worse.

Supposedly he's already killed/had killed another rapper from Chicago. That city is fucked.
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DR. THRAXX wrote:
Wang Mandu wrote:Thread is hilarious but....
DR. THRAXX wrote:but I don't want to pause Chief Keef
Haha, his wiki is hilarious and sad. Born to a teenage mother, had a child himself at the age of 16, releases a major label album at 17, Instagrams a blowjob pic, is/was on house arrest at his grandmother's house for gun charges. Dude will be dead in 5 years.
No doubt, he's hood and having money will only make things worse.

Supposedly he's already killed/had killed another rapper from Chicago. That city is fucked.
But it is an excellent place for improv.
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Do you have any vids of you doing improv you could post?
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I've already FOE'd this fucking idiot.
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man, I was just lamenting with my friend about the current state of Bobby Heenan.
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Thread sucks again.
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DR. THRAXX wrote:I've already FOE'd this fucking idiot.
I prefer Chevy over Foed.
"I only wish that you, the peons, the lowly zit-ridden scum of outcast prepubescence so recklessly misspending the treasures of youth could truly understand my utter disdain for you as I look out from my lofty perch of immeasurable fame and opulence!"

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krudmonk wrote:man, I was just lamenting with my friend about the current state of Bobby Heenan.
:(
He's just not the same without the voice.
"I only wish that you, the peons, the lowly zit-ridden scum of outcast prepubescence so recklessly misspending the treasures of youth could truly understand my utter disdain for you as I look out from my lofty perch of immeasurable fame and opulence!"

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This post was made by Philopher who is currently on your ignore list.
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So Lola gets her snatch pounded on by her cousin and we get this guy in return?
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Honky Kong 64 wrote:So Lola gets her snatch pounded on by her cousin and we get this guy in return?

:tup: :tup:

Phil is such a sad piece of shit he doesn't even have cunt pics to share.

So goes the life of a human doormat.
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riley-o wrote:Do you not remember the months of their excruciating dom/sub dialogues ?
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What the hell do the domination and submission exchanges have to do with an emotional relationship? You can very easily have one without the other, or both simultaneously.
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takeasneededforpain wrote:
riley-o wrote:Do you not remember the months of their excruciating dom/sub dialogues ?
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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What the hell do the domination and submission exchanges have to do with an emotional relationship? You can very easily have one without the other, or both simultaneously.
Please stop
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c'mon people please help me find a nice tasteful watch in that other thread instead of whatever this has devolved into.
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DR. THRAXX wrote:
takeasneededforpain wrote:
riley-o wrote:Do you not remember the months of their excruciating dom/sub dialogues ?
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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What the hell do the domination and submission exchanges have to do with an emotional relationship? You can very easily have one without the other, or both simultaneously.
Please stop
Yeah, you're probably right. Better to stop before that whole thing starts again.
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DR. THRAXX wrote:No doubt, he's hood and having money will only make things worse.

Supposedly he's already killed/had killed another rapper from Chicago. That city is fucked.
Google searching tells me a fellow friend and rapper of the one who got killed has been fucking Chief Keef's mom. :awesome: :fp:

Jesus, I didn't even know it had gotten that bad in Chicago. I love a good rap beef but all these articles about the skyrocketing Chicago murder rate are depressing.
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takeasneededforpain wrote:Please stop
Yeah, you're probably right. Better to stop before that whole thing starts again.[/quote]

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