They told me my bio had to look professional, how did I do?F. Murray Sandyclam wrote:As an animal care technician he has learned to always expect the unexpected.
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DLF 2.0
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It was in the heat of the moment. I literally had just seen her okcupid chat on my computer.F. Murray Sandyclam wrote:One does have to wonder what the point was of...giving out the address on the net of the guy who stole his moist right out from under him. Was the invisible personal army supposed to descend and slut-shame Lola back into his bed?\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:DLF 2.0
Somehow I feel Ben Stiller would have handled this better.
That's the funny thing. If she had been smart enough to just close the fucking browser, she would have gotten away with this.
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Yeah, that's hilarious.Philopher wrote:
That's the funny thing. If she had been smart enough to just close the fucking browser, she would have gotten away with this.
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Ben Stiller hilarious?\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:Yeah, that's hilarious.Philopher wrote:
That's the funny thing. If she had been smart enough to just close the fucking browser, she would have gotten away with this.
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Ha! Shows what you know!F. Murray Sandyclam wrote:Instead she just got away with your balls balls balls, liquor and dignity.Philopher wrote: That's the funny thing. If she had been smart enough to just close the fucking browser, she would have gotten away with this.
You win this round.
I have no dignity!
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Good grief.
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Thread is hilarious but....
Haha, his wiki is hilarious and sad. Born to a teenage mother, had a child himself at the age of 16, releases a major label album at 17, Instagrams a blowjob pic, is/was on house arrest at his grandmother's house for gun charges. Dude will be dead in 5 years.DR. THRAXX wrote:but I don't want to pause Chief Keef
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No doubt, he's hood and having money will only make things worse.Wang Mandu wrote:Thread is hilarious but....
Haha, his wiki is hilarious and sad. Born to a teenage mother, had a child himself at the age of 16, releases a major label album at 17, Instagrams a blowjob pic, is/was on house arrest at his grandmother's house for gun charges. Dude will be dead in 5 years.DR. THRAXX wrote:but I don't want to pause Chief Keef
Supposedly he's already killed/had killed another rapper from Chicago. That city is fucked.
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But it is an excellent place for improv.DR. THRAXX wrote:No doubt, he's hood and having money will only make things worse.Wang Mandu wrote:Thread is hilarious but....
Haha, his wiki is hilarious and sad. Born to a teenage mother, had a child himself at the age of 16, releases a major label album at 17, Instagrams a blowjob pic, is/was on house arrest at his grandmother's house for gun charges. Dude will be dead in 5 years.DR. THRAXX wrote:but I don't want to pause Chief Keef
Supposedly he's already killed/had killed another rapper from Chicago. That city is fucked.
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Do you have any vids of you doing improv you could post?
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man, I was just lamenting with my friend about the current state of Bobby Heenan.
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I prefer Chevy over Foed.DR. THRAXX wrote:I've already FOE'd this fucking idiot.
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He's just not the same without the voice.krudmonk wrote:man, I was just lamenting with my friend about the current state of Bobby Heenan.
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This post was made by Philopher who is currently on your ignore list.
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So Lola gets her snatch pounded on by her cousin and we get this guy in return?
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Honky Kong 64 wrote:So Lola gets her snatch pounded on by her cousin and we get this guy in return?
Phil is such a sad piece of shit he doesn't even have cunt pics to share.
So goes the life of a human doormat.
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riley-o wrote:Do you not remember the months of their excruciating dom/sub dialogues ?
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What the hell do the domination and submission exchanges have to do with an emotional relationship? You can very easily have one without the other, or both simultaneously.
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Please stoptakeasneededforpain wrote:riley-o wrote:Do you not remember the months of their excruciating dom/sub dialogues ?
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What the hell do the domination and submission exchanges have to do with an emotional relationship? You can very easily have one without the other, or both simultaneously.
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c'mon people please help me find a nice tasteful watch in that other thread instead of whatever this has devolved into.
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Yeah, you're probably right. Better to stop before that whole thing starts again.DR. THRAXX wrote:Please stoptakeasneededforpain wrote:riley-o wrote:Do you not remember the months of their excruciating dom/sub dialogues ?
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Google searching tells me a fellow friend and rapper of the one who got killed has been fucking Chief Keef's mom.DR. THRAXX wrote:No doubt, he's hood and having money will only make things worse.
Supposedly he's already killed/had killed another rapper from Chicago. That city is fucked.
Jesus, I didn't even know it had gotten that bad in Chicago. I love a good rap beef but all these articles about the skyrocketing Chicago murder rate are depressing.
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Yeah, you're probably right. Better to stop before that whole thing starts again.[/quote]takeasneededforpain wrote:Please stop
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